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Published: 2011-07-28 02:06:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 3918; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 0
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As you can see in the picture above, starring me and Clayton Carmine!You ever wonder what would happen if I met him? This is basically it. I mean, you'd think he'd be fine with a little joke but...
Clay isn't like Anthony or Ben. He's a bloodlusting, hardass motherfucker. He gets all the bitches but turns them down and shit, like so.
This better somehow fucking influence people to not hate the new Carmine.
And the curse words are just because it's goddamn Clayton Carmine.
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In all seriousness, I will be very sad if he dies in GOW3. I've taken a liking to the Carmine family, and losing two of them already make me sadface :c
Also, first time drawing the COG armor.
Also also, shitty anatomy, I know...
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It sucks Clayton only got two acts in, but at least he sent out his role as a badass motherfucker. And he didn't die!
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true, but you gotta try, like you said, its Clayton carmineΒ
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I know if I agree with you guys because if she was annoying hed kill her but all the carmines are softy's its just that Clayton's more bad ass
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i laughed so hard when i read this and plus i agree if a girl he thought was annoying hugged him hed probably whip out his torque bow and shoot her in the knee
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I laughed so hard at your description "He gets all the bitches but turns them down and shit..." LOLOL
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I love it <3 !!!!! 
It's so true though, if you hug Clay he's more likely to shove you away or he "will end you".
Ben and Anthony are more likely to just shrug and hug back.
Well Anthony will probably just stand there awkwardly while you hug him.
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Yay! Carmine luv FTW!!! And I'm crossing my fingers that he doesn't die cuz I heard that they were putting it to a vote by fans if he lives or dies and imma be really mad and sadface if he dies! (cute pic i likes it alot!XD)
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Never saw Anthony Carmine(Cos I haven't played Gears 1 yet)...
Was Cut as hell when Ben Carmine died in Gears 2 
And Clayton Carmine is a fuckin badass in Gears 3
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I think he'd end bacon too by eating it lol
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i envy yoy! >_<
jk!
so cute! 
I love the carmine bros (my fave was benjamin), but i really love clay too
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I SMELL BADASS BABIES!!!!!! :icnonimhappyraveplz:
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Clay is lawfully required to turn down anybody and everybody who makes a move on them. Mostly because his hugs tend to be fatal.
>_>
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Oh God, this might've made my day. That's actually a really good point xD
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That Grub he's choking? Yeah, he was just trying to give the poor bastard a high-five.
The day he was born, Clay crushed the delivery doctor's windpipe. With a cold stare.
You know the real reasons why Carmines wear helmets? Because if they didn't, everything they so much as looked at would violently die.
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Damn... must've thought his neck was his hand. Common mistake in the COG anyway.
These are hilarious lol you should make those awesomely random facts about Clay like people do with Chuck Norris xD
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That is the best damn idea I've heard all day.
Carmines are like McNinjas. Their helmets are placed over their heads at birth and never removed... not even when eating or brushing teeth.
Papa Carmine, coincidentally, learned how to grow his mustache through the outside of his helmet.
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Haha I can just imagine Papa Carmine. I won't be able to take him seriously if they ever mention him now.
Y'know at this rate, you're gonna have a bookful of Carmine facts xD
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And I'd call it "The Book of Redshirt." :stupid me:
Carmines don't measure their lives by how they were lived. They measure them by how well they died.
Elijah Carmine, for example, has the most famous death of all. He has four tombstones, because the different bits of his body were located so far apart when it was all done. Let's just say it involved a tank, and being crushed by all the cylinders inside the treads... on both sides of the tank.
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I just got weird looks from my family from laughing at this so hard.
I'm guessing Anthony's got the lowest score
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No, not really. Anthony actually did fairly well for himself. You see, the Carmine family records every death and they tend to watch them a lot. Anthony's death is hilarious shock factor, sort of a yearly popcorn flick for the kids. And at the end, everyone yells "BOOM, HEADSHOT!" and throws red confetti everywhere. It's quite fun, actually.
No, it's actually Yosemite Carmine who died the worst death. He slipped on some empty shell casings and cracked a rib on the floor, which impaled his heart. He bled out slowly over several hours without knowing he was dying, and then slipped into a coma. It wasn't very funny.
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My funny bone begs to differ with Yosemite's death.
On a side note, you're really enjoying yourself with these, aren't you? xD
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How could one not enjoy deriving amusement from the horrible, gory deaths of thousands of Redshirts?
<<< this guy is so dead.
<<< but not this guy.
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That's very true.
Unless... redshirts have friends who wouldn't enjoy it
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Lol
The reason he turned you and all those girls down is because he's gay for Marcus and we all know it!
(But really, Clay Carmine FTW!)
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To be fair, it's been a while since I last fangirled
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you still are a fan girl none the less.
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Eh true. At least I'm a fangirl of awesome things.
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DON'T FAN GIRL PERIOD!
to fan is to shames one family.
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Ah come on, it's all in good fun!
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