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XENO-ROBO-TECHNO — Thanks for the Dispenser-Color
Published: 2010-12-22 00:15:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 5405; Favourites: 141; Downloads: 24
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Coloring of ~IcyInuYoukai 's lovely art here-[link] ...yes.Short people induce me to spew forth torrents of love-feces.
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Can I hug leetle man for thanks too?
My Engie!
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Your colourisation really warms the piece up, which is obviously very fitting. They're both my favourite classes (you don't even wanna know how many hours I've clocked in with those two alone) and yet the thought of slashing them NEVER crossed my mind...'til now o.o
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Why thank you, kind sir...I think, :-D
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Hehe...this pairing constantly runs through my mind whenever I build a dispenser for my team's Sniper.
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It is kinda cute :3
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Oooh gorgeous^^
I didn't think about this couple yet!
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Oh...my god. THIS!!! THIS!!!! *flails* 
*dies* Fantastic! Thank you so much for coloring it!
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Your quite welcome. :-D
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SO YOU'RE MISSING FINALS
AND DITCHING ME AT LUNCH
WHILST YOU COLOR SNIPER/ENGIE LINEARTS OF ADORABLE?
EXPLAIN THYSELF
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I GOT SICK. LIKE REALLY GAY SHITTY SICK OF FAGETREE. AND I HAD A FEVER YESTERDAY AND I TRIED TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY BUT THEY SAID I COULDN'T COME BACK FOR 24 HOURS. IT SUCKS. D:
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HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES.
That sucks. D:
TRY TO LIVE THROUGH TOMORROW SO YOU HAVE LESS TESTING TO MAKE UP.
AND IF YOU'RE FEELING UP TO IT I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR FUDS.
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FUD?! FUD WHERE?! WHAT KIND FUD?! D: -shits pants-
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MOST LIKELY PANERA
OR WHEREVER MY MOM FEELS LIKE DRAGGING MY ASS TO 8D
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FUCKYES. AFTERSCHOOL?
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INDEED SINCE IT IS WEDNESDAY AND MOTHER WILL BE PICKING ME UP AS ALWAYS.
ALSO, JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T REMEMBER, TOMORROW IS NOT A LATE DAY. IT'S NORMAL, 7:50
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AH KNOW. AH KNOW.
I'M TRYING TO WRITE SHIT. I'M FAILING.
D:
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I'M TRYING TO FINISH MY ECONOMICS STUDY GUIDE AT 10:43 BECAUSE I PROCRASTINATED.
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I HAVEN'T STUDIED MATH YET...OR DONE MY ART PRESENTATION. LOL.
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WE R SUCH GUD STUDENTS HERP DERP
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WE R SUCH FANTISTIC STUDANTS OF STUDING N SHIZ TROLOLOLOLO
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OKAY I'M DONE.
DERP.
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DAD, THERE'S SOME WHITE STUFF ON THE FLOOR.
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HEY
HEY KIANA
...
ASS.
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I KNOW RIGHT.
I WONDER IF THIS WILL LET ME POST 1406 WORDS IN A COMMENT.
HOLISHIT YES.
Leroy was sitting in his damn corner again, legs pulled up on the chair he was nestled in, his face unsettlingly blank. Vikor and Grind had run off to gather info about ten minutes ago and I could already feel the paranoia creeping into the corners of my consciousness, I really wish the boss wouldn’t run off like that, leaving me with that disturbed little short boy. I could feel his eyes boring into the back of my head even now, and I wanted to turn around and tell him to cut it the fuck out, but sadly, I don’t have the balls.
I have to admit that Leroy scares me, terrifies the piss out of me, to be honest. I know that kid has psychological issues, I’ve seen him, the way he grins at all the blood and gore he and Vikor cause, and his eyes aren’t even human. Who knows if he’s gonna crack one of these days, if he’d pull out his knife and slit our bellies, just to see our guts spill? That boy just isn’t right in the head.
“Johannes?” A small voice sounded from behind. I jumped about a hundred miles at that.
“AH-FUCK. SHIT.” I yelped, banging the living shit out of my head on the metal shelf above the table. Fuck, did I just get a concussion? I held the back of my head, still hissing in pain, and sat back down, throwing a small glare Leroy’s direction. “The f-fuck you want?”
“Jeez, man. I jus’ said your name.” Sure, he looks all innocent now. Little cunt. I noticed, though, he wasn’t wearing that ever-present cocky expression I hated so much. “I jus’ wanted to…uhm…t-talk.” He said timidly. His eyes were huge, looking almost…scared?
I can’t say I wasn’t surprised with his request. We rarely say a word to each other out of necessity. Of all people, why would he want to talk to ‘paranoid fidgety Johannes’? “Talk? Why?” I asked.
“Well, uhm…cuz, y’know, y-your jus’, y’know, non-violent? Nice? Too scared to kill me? I dunno, man, its jus’, you ever tried talkin’ emotions with a robot, man. They jus’ don’t get it.” He sighed defeatedly, casting his eyes toward the ground. “Look, I’ll just go back to my damn corner if you don’t wanna lis’en.” His voice cracked a little as he said this, and he looked positively dejected. I would’ve sworn on my life that his spiky-ass hair drooped a little right then.
“No, no, no. Your fine.” I was officially hooked. I wanted to know what could get the normally obnoxiously bouncy, energetic, little ball of demented optimism this down…, and, I wouldn’t tell a soul in a million years, but, it kind of worried me seeing him like this, as scary as he was, when he wasn’t causing pain and covered in blood, he was really a sweet kid, his constant happiness was…endearing…in a strange way. “Go on.” I said softly, motioning towards the other seat.
He sat, still not looking up from the ground. I watched him as he swallowed a few times, giving him a chance to find his words. The kid was obviously having a hard time spitting it out. Quite suddenly he asked, “Hey, you religious?” The hell?
I raised a silent eyebrow. “What kind of question is that, kid?”
“I donno, I was jus’ curious…”He mumbled, releasing a small nervous laugh.
“No, and get to the point, Leroy, I don’t have the time.” I pushed. I had plenty of time, and nothing better to do, but I was getting impatient.
He stared at me with huge, nervous eyes for about twenty seconds, before blurting out in one short breath, “IthinkI’mgay.”
“Oh…….Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh…” Heh heh, I get it now.
After getting no other reaction than that from me, his eyes widened even more, if that was even possible. They looked like they were going to pop out of his head. Before the inevitable torrent of tears came forth though, I spoke up. “Hey, hey, hey, it’s okay, nothin’ wrong with lovin’ kid, eh?” I consoled softly, placing a timid hand on his shoulder. He shied away, glancing from me to the floor rapidly. He still wasn’t sure about me. I sighed heavily, rubbing my temples at the onset of a headache; I can’t do this therapist crap ever again. “Look, kid, I’ve had...uh...a few…experiences…myself, with men, okay, so-”
“You have?” Leroy mewled. Looking at me with his big eyes, like I was a celebrity all the sudden or somethin’. When did I become so interesting?
“Uh…Y-yeah.”
“Then tell me what guys do!”
“…” Well that’s a new one.
“Uhhh…jus’ cuz…y’know, I don’t know…” Ohhh, this should be fun. I smiled sweetly at him. I guess this is as good a time as any to get over my irritating little fears, isn’t it.
I nonchalantly walked over to one of the bunks on the other side of the space-proof Winnebago and sat, patting the bed and gesturing for him to come over. He timidly picked his way through the debris on the floor and sat on the far end of the bed, fidgeting with his hands and swallowing nervously. He was acting more like my normal self than I care to acknowledge. “Will you come here.” I growled, getting fed up with his timidity. Was I usually this annoying?
He quickly obliged, and I touched his face lightly, turning his head and forcing him to look me in the eye. “Look here, Leroy, the only way to do this right is to show you, okay? So, do you want me to or not, because you need to be sure all the way, alright?” I sincerely hoped I wasn’t getting myself into a mess with this.
His eyes widened and I think he started hyperventilating at this point, but he nodded vigorously anyways. There really is something wrong with this kid. I smiled in what I hoped was an inviting way, and patted my lap, letting the kid clamber on a little clumsily, wrapping his arms around my neck. I pulled him into a chaste kiss that he melted into after letting him get situated, releasing after a moment to analyze his reaction. Yep, totally complacent. I let my hands rest on his small hips, pulling him towards me a bit as he moaned and I used the opportunity to dive into an open-mouthed kiss. He poured himself onto me at that moment, and he gripped my shirt tighter and kissed me back, making small, endearing noises in his throat as our tongues danced. When we finally had to break for air, he panted and moaned like we were already going at it.
Leroy mewled hotly and dragged his tongue across my lips, wanting more. Little bugger actually grabbed my hair and pulled at it, trying to get me to kiss him back. I pushed him down onto the bed and roughly licked his neck. I have to admit, by that point, I was getting a bit of a rise off this as well. It’s not to be helped really, with him all moaning and groaning and nuzzling up against me like a cat would.
Leroy arched his back and pressed his body to mine, trying to paw my zipper-jacket off. I helped him out, flexing my back as I pulled the jacket over my head, throwing it somewhere behind us. Quickly, I helped spiky-hair out of his own shirt, and I swear I could feel the heat radiating off his small body. I kissed him again and he growled lustily, latching onto my shoulders with a vice-like grip. Nails dug deeper and deeper into my skin as I tongue-fucked him, and if I do say so myself, I rather liked the mix of pleasure and pain. Once we broke for air, Leroy immediately attached himself to my neck, licking up and down it and humming in pleasure. He bit down on my collarbone and sucked-hard-and I couldn’t help but hiss in pleasure. Come to think of it, he was rather good at this for a virgin…Eh, he was Leroy.
We both fumbled heatedly for our pants zippers, having trouble with them simply because we were too preoccupied with snogging like wild animals. As soon as we finally had them down, and our pants and boxers freshly around our ankles, we went back to our crazed frenzy of sex. And then a tyrannasuarus rex shat the beatles into the very space van which johannes and leroy were gaying up, and they all got very high, and then vikor's puppy came back to life and the all played two beatles, one cup and then the universal anus shat them into apocalypseworld and they got eaten by robotzombieghosts. the end.
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL MY DEAR. IN FACT LET ME TELL YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS.
IT'S SO INTENSELY BEAUTIFUL THAT I COULD JUST CRY RAINBOWS RIGHT HERE IT'S JUST THAT AMAZING.
IN FACT, IT IS SO AMAZING THAT I WILL SHOWER IT WITH LOVE AND SPAM UNTIL YOU BELIEVE THE SWEET, JUICY AMAZINGNESS THAT IS THIS STORY. IT MAKES ME JIZZ IN MY PANTS WHILST THINKING ABOUT UNICORNS AND DRAGONS AND SHINY MOOSTACHES IT'S SO WONDERFUL.
IN THEORY, IT IS SO GLORIOUS AND SPECTACULAR THAT JEBUS HIMSELF MADE AN ACCOUNT ON DA SIMPLY TO GAZE UPON ITS FANTASTIC FAPPABLE-NESS.
EVEN THE ROBOT UNICORNS CAN NOT DENY THEIR LOVE FOR THIS, IN FACT, IT IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH ALWAYS BY ERASURE. ALWAYS BY MOTHERF*CKING ERASURE.
ALSO, I'M SURE IF RDJ SAW THIS HE WOULD BE LIKE "YES" AND MARRY YOU IN AN INSTANT BECAUSE IT'S SO F*CKING GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY SLEEP-DEPRIVED REASONS OF WHY THIS IS SO BREATH-TAKING AND AWE-INSPIRING AND WHY YOU ARE THE MOST FABULOUS THING IN EXISTENCE.
...
.....I need to sleep more.
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AND THAT'S ONLY THE DUMB HALF.
....
I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW.
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I WILL HAVE TO THINK OF MORE ADJECTIVES FOR THE NOT DUMB HALF.
YOU DO THAT
I WILL SOON
Soon.
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O.O daawww this is soo cute i love engis expression...hmmm i believe im a bit of a perv..lol great job
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