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Published: 2018-11-25 23:58:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 521; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Nyima is drunk after 5 drinks loldahmok (LordGabuden ) is somehow comforting Nyima XDΒ
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Dahmok: "hehehehe." *pats her head.* "i guess whats done is done."
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Ny: *sniff* .... *turns her clothes halfway into her goddess armor and she points sword up, trying to get onto the counter bar* F-FOR THE GLORY OF VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Dahmok:.....*smiles and pulls her down onto her lap.* "for valhalla or some shit!"
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Ny: VALAAAAA... *slams head on the bar and breaks it, gurgling* ghhhhhh
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Dahmok: *sets her on his lap and leans her against his chest.* "no breaking tables~"
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Nyima: *wipes her tears* Y-YOU FFFFFFUCKINGS-FUCKING TELLS ME NOH!.... I-I fuck-ffu- *she turns around and pokes her fingers on his chest* fffuckings tells you to STAP... FUCKINGGG MEEES! *hic*
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Dahmok: "hmmmmΒ let me think about that.........no~" *kisses her forehead and pets her.* "no more alcohol for one evening~"
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Ny: *paps him and puts her hands on his face as she laughs* GAAAHHHHH... y-youuuu fff... ffuuck I canβt think... *she bonks her head and then punches herself* FFFUCKIN WWEEEEBS!Β
(Such a good example of being drunk XD)
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Dahmok: "mmggpphhmnnn." *pats her head not much caring.*
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Bartender: e-excuse me ma-am b-but-
Nyima: *she looks at him and grabs his face* ......... *slams him down and soon she broke his skull* NNmmmgghhhhhhNNNNNNNNU!
*everyone is now scared and soon is running out of the bar-*Β
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Dahmok: *ressurects the bartender.* "your not supposed to die here." =n= *ties up nyima tight and picks her up.*
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Ny: mghhhhh..... NUUUUUUU! *wiggles and gurgles more* n-nuuuuuuuu-
Bartender: P-PLEASE get out-
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Dahmok: "i am." =v= *walks out with nyima.*
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Nyima: *throws her shoe at a Persona* FFFFUCKS YOUUUUU!
Man: BITCH IM GAY! I ONLY FUCK A MAN! *walks off*Β
Ny: I^I..... *leans head back* ghhhhuhhhhh
(Why am I laughing at the fact that I can see Ryzerith saying that? XDΒ
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Dahmok: "how did you get free?" <_<
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Ny: *looks at him* .... *squints eye* ...... mmmmmagic
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Dahmok:.....*cant help but smile at that.* "boo~"
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Ny: GAHAH! *actually got scared and then FINALLY! Passes out* ghhhhhgggghh
(quick time skip too see how Nyima reacts when she lost a tooth when she bonked her head onto the bar? XD)
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(QnQ nu lose tooth.)
Dahmok: "pppffttt."
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(WATCH! If you wanna see =v= )
Ny: X_X ......... *hic*
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(QnQ but....losing teeth hurts.)
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(JUST- YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA DO IT!)
*next morning*
Ny: ........ *wakes up* .... *yawwwwnnnn-* *eyes shoot wide open and she feels the inside of her jaw* ........ GHHHNNNNNNNNNN- *feels her hair tangled and feelin oily* .... GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Doom: *wakes up* M-MEWWW!
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Ny: *runs off to the bathroom and sees her teeth* ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! GOD- *she teleports to a mountain (away from the house and at a safe distance), jumps up high, then as soon she turns and punches the top of the mountain it crumbles and a tiny earthquake happened afterwards* DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!Β
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Ny: *huff* ...... *teleports back and lays head on Dahmok chest* ..... I lost a tooth..... my hair is oily..... and I got acne........ QnQ
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Dahmok: "no acne, sorry about the tooth, *washes her hair.*
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Nyima: I-I DOOOO! *she does have at least 3 zits* *she lets him and holds Doom* doomyyy QnQ
Doom: MEWWWWWW!
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Daizu: Remider: NEVER drink with the Elfs.
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Ny: Iβll drink with WHOEVER... *drunk* *hic*
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Daizu: Look you took five of these powerfull drinks, I'm surprised your not dead yet.
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Ny: I... am a GODDESS OF BOOOOOZE! *hic* *takes out her sword* I SHALL SLAY T-THE SOBBBBSSSSS! *is actually the goddess of war*
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Daizu: Alright goddess how long is it before you pass out? .o.
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Ny: ffffor-forever~ *giggled and falls back* I will never PPAPAASSSSS OUT!
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Some goddess, can't handle your own weight in alcohol. No wonder Odin dosen't invite her to warrior feasts in Valhalla.Β
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SHE CAN HANDLE IT!...... somehow XD
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Are you sure? XD I can see it now.
Odin: MAY THE BANQUET OF WARRIOR COMMENCE!!! BRING OUT THE ROAST BOARS AND OUR STRONGEST ALCOHOL WE HAVE!!!
Thor: Dad. I know that this is a feast of warriors, but must she be here? *points to Nyima*
Odin: Ha! Nonsense! She is a warrior as much as you and she. She is always welcomed in Valhalla!
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Ny: *already chugging 3 beers at once* MHHH!Β
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Odin: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Look at her go. She drinks more then our Valkyries! She might even drink Ra under the table.
Thor: Maybe be so... but watch, she'll get drunker faster then my little brother.
Loki: I'm not sure to take that as an insult or a compliment.
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Ny: *she then takes a whole barrel and chugs it*Β
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Odin: Come on Nyima. Save some for the rest of us! *drinks his massive beer glass*
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Ny: *she finishes the barrel and throws it, pumping her arms up wearing her armor* WHOOOOOOOOOO!
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*all of the fallen warriors from the past and of today cheer at Nyima*
Odin: See! We're all having fun! *Eats a boar leg* Now quit being such a baby God and just enjoy yourself!
Thor: Hmmmm *He eats several Turkey legs and hams*
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Ny: *she eats a boar leg as well but she even eats the bones* AHHH TO GLORY OF VALHALLA! *she laughs loudly and keeps eating*Β
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Odin: HA HA HA!!! Look at her go! This one has an appetite of a true warrior goddess!
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Ny: *she finishes the boar and takes another drink* THIS IS SUCH GOOD RUM!Β
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Odin: Ha ha ha!!! Excellent! Say how would you like to go on a hunt with us?!
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Ny: WHY, I SAY LET US GO FOURTH! *takes out her sword and points to the sky* IT ISNT A PARTY IF WE DO NOT HAVE THE REAL FUN! *she stabs a sword and pulls it out as the barrel shoots out more rum, which people gleed and cheers as they filled their cups* IN HUNTING OF COURSE!
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Odin: Ha Ha Ha! I love this girl! Very well! Let the hunt begin!!!
*All the warriors cheer. Thor starts to lighten up and enjoy the party*
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(And we can know from this Nyima is GREAT friends with Odin XD)
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