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XPvtCabooseX — Meta Rules You!
Published: 2013-03-01 01:52:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 996; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 2
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"Bow Down! Bow Down!Before the power of Meta!
Or be Crushed! Be Crushed!
Byyyyyyyy his mighty boots of DOOM!"
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Please, what do you mean by Meta 2.0? We all know the original could take a lot of punishment, more than Carolina especially. He's still alive... He's just looking for his Brute Shot. Blasted Concussion Rifle can't impale people the way a Brute Shot can.
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This will tell you who Meta 2.0 is: [link]
As for the Concussion Rifle, it replaced the Brute Shot in Halo Reach, which was when I created him, so I couldn't use it. It's the closest weapon to the Brute Shot that I could have him use. And since he has a knife now, he doesn't need one attatched to his weapon. In fact it's more productive. If he loses the CR, he'll still have a knife.
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That's true, but the Brute Shot was much more intimidating. Fingers crossed 343i brings it back in Halo 5. I'd love to see a Brute Shot assassination.
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I kneel to the might of Meta 2.0,
Well. I would if my legs were still attached...
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Meta 2.0 That's okay... you can just fall on your face, crawl up to me, and kiss my boots!
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I'll do it, just... just take you boot off my head please, I can't breathe
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..... Very well, but only because you asked so nicely! lol
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Thank you, 
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meta tried that to chuck norris... but norris stomped on him!
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Meta 2.0 Well, then I guess it's a good thing I'm not Meta... I'M META 2.0!!!!!
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grif: oh crap!
meta: ditto!
sarge: well that's not a piece of good news...
me: meta 2.0? you have got to be kidding me!
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No I'm not kidding you! I am the artificial intelligence program known as Meta 2.0! I was created from my predocessor's brain tissue! I am faster stronger and more powerful than he ever was, and, like him, I CAN'T DIE!!!!
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tucker: fuckberries, we barely took meta down last time!
sarge: correction, blue. the reds took him down. waaaaay down.
me: *gulps*
Clara: we all wanna say it...
all: WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i can't die,i live forever
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Meta 2.0 That's funny! Neither can I! So let's just make you immobile then... *uses time distortion to freeze time. Then uses knife to cut you up and then throws you into the lake* Have fun being fishbait! 
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Meta 2.0 Yeah, I know, but you're not going anywhere... You're cut up into tiny pieces at the bottom of a lake filled with hungry fishes... have fun with that, dude. *walks away*
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*forms back into one piece* GET BACK HERE!
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