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Herp derp, this is my first story...(on dA) And first x Reader, but its in my username, therefor, vowing to do these WOO. So sit back, have an nosebleed, and watch as the author humiliates herself.

You lay in bed, dreaming about Zalgo knows what, because most of the time you forgot. (>^<) You were sleeping soundly, until someone knocked on your door, quite loudly. "HMM?" you grumbled, shoving your face in your pillow. The wooden door creaked open and you heard Jeff talk. "Yo, ____." You sat up, with a irritated look on your face, waiting for him to ask something of you, like the jack-ass normally did. "What." You whispered, through clenched teeth. (Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed. w @ hmheh)"Were throwing a party later, Slendy wants you to help prepare the house n shit. He's inviting some more creepies over."

"It better be for Slendy, god dammit!" You yelled. Jeff stared at you with a blank look. Then he lowered his eyes, his pale cheeks going red. Not until then you realized how hot it was last night and that you took off your pj's, so you were only wearing a bra and underwear. Your face heated up. "MY EYES ARE UP HERE, YOU ASS!" You screamed, throwing one of your pillows at him. In the few seconds that he was blinded by your pillow, you jumped out of bed and slammed your door.

After you got dressed you looked at the clock. It was around 12:00 pm. You sighed and trudged down the stairs. When you got to the bottom, Ben popped out of no where, holding a wine glass, dressed in streamers and a party hat over his normal one. He looked more dorky than usual. "PARTAY!" He yelled, quite childishly. Your hand raised and smacked the wine out of the ghost's hand. "No, Ben. No alcohol till the party!" It was a plastic cup, so it didnt shatter or anything. "HEY, ____ No fair!" Ben whined. You crossed your arms. "We dont need you drunk before the party even starts, Benifer."

Ben looked at you in anger. "Dont call me that, ____" He sighed, picking up the glass and faced you again. "You need to have some more fun sometimes." Ben pouted. "You need to act more mature." You growled back. "I am done arguing with five year olds, good day, Sir" You said, marching off to the kitchen to get something to eat.

~le time skeep~

After your, technically, breakfast, you, Jeff, Ben, and Slendy cleaned and decorated the house. In your opinion, there were too many streamers, which you could blame Ben for. After that you sat down on the arm rest of the couch and fell backwards, landing on the cushions. Jeff did the same on the opposite side and Ben sat in the middle, playing some video game, that he played waayy too much.

~nother damn time skip~

It was around 8 or 9 when people started to arrive. First Masky and Eyeless Jack, then Jane (to Jeff's dissapointment), Ms P., Human Grinny (hehe)and a few others. For the first few hours you guys were listening to some nice, spirit lifting (no pun intended) music, with a nice beat. You hung around, drinking soda and eating a piece of pizza when you got hungry, talking to some old friend, who showed up.

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY!" Ben yelled, getting the attention of the party, floating a few feet above them all. When he got everyone listening he spoke again. "We're going to *hic* play some *hic*-" "Ben, are you drunk?" Ms P. interrupted. "No, I have the hiccups, Jesus, woman.*hic* Anyways. We're going to play some games." He looked around, a smirk creeping over his face. "First is Seven minutes in Heaaveenn~" The majority of boys cheered and the girls's faces went red.

"NOPE, nope, fuck this, im going to my room." You stated, throwing up two middle fingers as you started to walk toward the stairs. Ben floated over to you and grabbed the back of your shirt, which he took note, looked quite nice on you. (youre wearing a shoulder t shirt with a black wife beater under it =w= hurderps) He pulled you back. "Oh hell no, you're going to be playing just like all the rest of the girls." He threw you over his shoulder, making you squeak a little, and floated to the circle forming in the middle of the room.

Splendorman got two bags from... his hat, assuming that he knew we were going to play this, you sat as he got items from all of the people. When he got to you, you dug around in your pocket, grabbing a keychain knife, Jane had gotten you. You threw it in the bag and patiently waited for Splendor man to get done.

When he got back to the front of everyone he pulled an item from each bag. One just had to be yours and the other one was..........

HNGGGG I CANT WAIT TO WRITE THESE FUCKERS! ^U^

"Im going to do so right now!" Says the author as she gave her vows, to the wornderful, beautiful butterflies reading this. <3 "Now wait patiently, my butters~"