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stmemmerson121 In reply to ??? [2011-08-11 04:44:48 +0000 UTC]

Uh, I have a Skype, but I don't have Skype. I did, but my computer was re-imaged, and now I have to download a whole bunch of crap again. But, yeah, you're right, it would be easier, and it'd be easier to talk.

And of course I think you're a scary perv.
But in all seriousness, I get it, and yeah, that one page in the tomes of s#!t that makes the entire library worth having.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-08-11 07:56:16 +0000 UTC]

good because i am a scary perv. a scary 5'4 18 yr old pervypervpervMcPervatronnn

hope ur scared.

and omgosh do you know the show Misfits? iloveit.

hahaha so true. the porn library is filled with many a doozy

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-08-12 01:14:03 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAHHH!!! I'M SCARED!!!
Moving right along, pervypervpervmcPervatronnn, I've never heard of that show, but I'll search it up, maybe download it after the HSC...
Anyway, about the last point, I don't have a porn library, but I know a few guys who do... then again, I don't watch porn, so I have no use for a porn library... Besides, the Internet is basically a HUUUUUUUGE porn library.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-08-12 17:32:10 +0000 UTC]

and a free porn library at that haha.

and you can watch it on hulu, its rated MA btws, but they'll tell you that lol

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-08-12 21:11:54 +0000 UTC]

The largest porn library, and it's free, and people wonder why teenage guys are so perverted.
Also, I don't know what Hulu is, is it something like Metacafe? Besides, I don't watch porn. Although, courtesy of going to an all boys school, I could give you a fair list of porn sites.
Request at will

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-08-16 09:36:23 +0000 UTC]

hulu is tv online lol. and its not porn, its just MA. like robot chicken. except i did see boobs once haha. and there were two sex scenes out of like the 1 and a half seasons ive watched. but they didnt show anything, except those boobs that one time >>;;;;;; but the other was like blurred out and weirdly angled and they are like 30 seconds. and the series itself isnt about that, Nathan is just really crude lol. its mostly a hilarious show about super powers. and sometimes terrifying. also, people die alot, so that probly contributes to the MA.

and no thanks to the 9r0|\|, but if you know of any fabulous M fanfictionsssss..

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-08-19 05:34:19 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I know the MA rating well... And the R rating... Kill Bill is pretty good, in the gore scale. The end is crap though. But I digress, have you noticed that your parents/friends/siblings will walk in while you're watching the 30 second sex scene in some totally innocent tv show. And Robot chicken is funny, but I've only seen the Star Wars ones.
Now, good M fanfics... I know a few for HTTYD, I think I could find one of the ones I read when I was reading naruto fanfics, but other than that, I got nothin'.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-08-19 15:32:36 +0000 UTC]

yea lol that does happen sometimes

and you should totally tell me about the httyd and naruto onessss

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-08-31 22:57:46 +0000 UTC]

[link]
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Those are the ones I was talking about, plus another one that I couldn't find, and I'm not sure why... the Naruto ones were 2 or 3 years ago, and I couldn't find any of the ones I know are good.

What fanfics do you generally read? I mean, besides odd stories about rapidly expanding posteriors.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-09-01 06:54:27 +0000 UTC]

yea those stories were waaaayyyyy too long for me to read lol.

and for the love of god i cannot remember when i told u i read a story about a rapidly expanding posterior. not that its questionable that i have, but i dont recall it lol...

i mostly read:
harry potter: Hermione/snape, hermione/lucius, hermione/draco, harry/draco. the last i dont read as often, and sometimes i deviate to like hermione with one of the weasly twins or victor krum.

Naruto: Shikamaru/ino, kiba/ino, sometimes naru/ino, sakura/kakashi, ino/asuma, ino/neji. rarely i'll do random pairings with the sanin, or ino with anyone cuz i love that slut. id read ino/kankuro if there was more of it (cuz ive read all the good ones they have lol)

sometimes i read avatar(nickelodeon), bleach, full metal, twilight (jacob/bella), inyuyasha, percy jackson. and then i go through everything i can think of if nothing else, like httyd or kim possible, hanna montana, black swan, house, watever watever.

i basically like any pairing where there is sexual tension because the characters clash and arent good together, but are yummy.

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-09-02 02:31:51 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, there was another person who I started talking to after I commented on a fic about a rapidly expanding posterior, and the humourous, amorous antics that followed, and I mistook you for her for a moment.
And yeah, they're long, but they're really good. I think they're about the length of an average book.
I used to read fics on Naruto, Bleach, a few on One Piece, Bridge to Terabithia, random stuff like that.
You do realize you've paired Ino with basically everyone but Kakashi?
Sexual tension is awesome in longer fics because you get the hilariousness of awkward situations, plus the steamy bow-chika-wow-wow scenes.
Two observations: You're kind of permanently hyperactive,aren't you? And second observation, you really like minority pairings, that few people like. Apart from Ino/shikamaru, all of your pairings are so non-canon it's crazy. Although Sakura Kakashi and Ino Neji are sort of... sometimes yeah, sometimes no.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-09-03 01:32:11 +0000 UTC]

lmao okay.

permanently hyperactive? lol i wouldnt say permanent but ok x]

and yes, i love ino with everyone. shes such a slut she can thwork that shit out

and i agree with u on the long stories thing. it is better, and the tension grows better. but i have no patience most of the time i read fanfics, which is usually at night and i just want a few quick stories to read.

and i dont like minority pairings on purpose. i dont watch the shows the character's come from, so i choose pairings based on wat i know about the characters (or what i want to know about them) and use it to put them with the least likely person they'd be good with for the most tension. and ppl are lame and like couples that are obviously going to happen. i hate that shit lol.

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-09-09 00:14:09 +0000 UTC]

I'd say it seems pretty permanent... but anyway, it's always fun to be around people like that.

Ino really does give the impression of being a huge slut, doesn't she? Masashi Kishimoto really outdid himself on that one.

Yeah, short stories are nice, but long stories can be awesome on a slow day. Not that there are many slow days right now... my uncle and aunt are over from England, my grandmother died last week on Saturday (my dad woke me up at 5:30 and basically said, "your grandmother died 2 and a half hours ago, clean the kitchen while we're gone", so I kind of hate him right now), my last year of school (my last week, in fact), and I'm trying to help one of my friends with his hefty depression. So slow days are a thing of the past. In fact, I should be writing a narrative right now, cause I'm in class, but since this is the only time I have free, I'm doing this

Anyway, I prefer some minority pairings because of the tension and the awkward situations that they can be put in. It's freaking delicious to place two random characters in a romantic situation and just to see how they react. But I do like some conventional couples, cause I'm a bit of a softie. Couples that are obviously going to happen are good sometimes because people like predictability.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-09-11 03:17:56 +0000 UTC]

it only seems permanent because im online. and you arent around me often lol. i think the last thing (well not the last, id like to the think the last thing my frends would call me would be satanic, but that wouldnt be true either...haha well you get it) my friends would call me is hyperactive. im known for being funny and generally fun to be about, but im not hyper by any means. unlesss im watching yaoi 83

hahaha yea. alot of the characters kinda take on personalities that manifested from something small they do on the show/manga. like how ino likes to diet, idk how many stories ive read about her being anorexic.

wow, i hope everything goes ok..

and i guess i understand why people like to root for the pairing that 'everyone' wants to happen, and they will likely get to see the relationship happen in the show. thats the only thing i hate about me only loving pairings that will never work: i'll never seen them get on in the show, which is the ultimate win

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-09-12 10:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Online permanence is permanence nonetheless.
Btw, satanism is not worship of satan; although it does have aspects of respecting and even admiring satan, its primary function is worship of ones self. [link]
Anyway, you're a very kind person, even if it is just on the Interwebs, and your bubbly personality just enhances your emotional attractiveness.
I digress again, yeah, Ino tends to exude a feeling of drama queen, with eating disorders and all.
Everything's fine, although watching half of my extended family burst into tears wasn't fun. Neither was the open casket, to be honest...
But I digress a third time, it's more interesting when the pair that no one expects actually ends up happening. Then everyone gets thrown into a tailspin. THAT'S the ultimate win. [link]

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-09-12 15:12:35 +0000 UTC]

ok lol permanent it is then x]

i didnt imply, or mean to imply, i was a satanist. i was going for satanic, like satan like qualities or demonic...cuz of this one voice i do often hahah. but thank you for the fun fact, i didn't know that.

i can be kind and hyper outside of the interwebsss lol. idk. i do weird things like dance next to people when they arent looking. but its not because i have excess energy haha

im just a freak <3.

ooo open casket. you can never not look. atleast thats how it is for me. ive never cried at a funeral yet. which is weird cuz i cried when my moms cat died, and she didnt even like/hang around me. altho i havent had anyone close to me die. close in how their related i guess like a grandma but..yea

yes it is awesome when that couple ends up together. EXCEPT FOR FRED AND SAM FROM ICARLY, LIKE WHUT DA FUKK. he was totally obsessed with carly. he'd never go for that mancandy sam

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-09 23:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh, don't worry, I didn't think you were a satanist, I just like pointing that out.
Uh, did you mean kind of hyper, or kind and hyper? Regardless, you do seem like the kind of person to do exactly that. Dancing, why? Because I damn feel like it. I can just randomly break out into song, which is great when I have a friend who does the same thing, and we know most of the same songs.
Who cares who's a freak? I'm a freak, it's so much more fun! Insanity is the spice of life! I have a couple of Edgar Allen Poe quotes to that point as well...
Yeah, my grandparents (I don't like to speak ill of the dead, and this is mostly at my grandfather anyway) were never close to our family, and it wasn't because of us. Like my grandfather making my brother cry (He was only 9 or 10) because he asked to watch something on television when we'd been staying there for about a week.
I've had too many people close to me die. My grandfather, my grandmother, a man who helped run our farm since before I was born, innumerable cats and dogs (several of which I helped to bury/was in the immediate vicinity when they died). I swear, I used to actually flinch when kangaroos bounced off a car. Now I laugh and hope the airbag doesn't go off. So yeah... freaks... hi...

I don't watch ICarly, so I don't know what for when it comes to any couplings therein.
Dropping several spherical organs cause my HSC is in a week and a half.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-10 00:06:21 +0000 UTC]

i meant wat i said. kind and hyper. ohh and i like breaking out into song too! my frends make me stop. mostly because i am a horrible singer.

kangaroos? do u live in australia?

and that last line: no idea wat ur talking about lol

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-10 06:46:10 +0000 UTC]

Ok, I wasn't sure, thanks for the clarification. My friends tend to join in with my broken tenor though, if they know the song.
And yeah, I come from the land down under. You know, where women sow and men plunder.
As for the last line, the explanation is, I'm dropping balls because my Higher School Certificate exams (the equivalent of the American LSAT's, I think) are just over a week, and I've just caught the damn flu.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-11 23:58:34 +0000 UTC]

oh. u mean SAT. the LSAT is for becomming a lawyer. which you wouldnt be doing at 18 lol

good luck tho!

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-12 05:46:59 +0000 UTC]

Clearly I am going to be a lawyer. I'll go and put on my wig now!
Seriously though, yeah, basically my SAT's are in less than a week. And I'm coughing crap out of my lungs like I've been working the coalmines.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-13 03:45:27 +0000 UTC]

well good luck! its not going to b that bad if its like the sat

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-14 06:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but luck ain't gonna help me now.
*huddles in corner ripping up tissues*

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-17 01:46:46 +0000 UTC]

ohh its not that bad

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-22 02:47:28 +0000 UTC]

*scuttles under the table and glares at everyone from the darkness

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-23 09:45:50 +0000 UTC]

lol hav u takn it yet

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-26 09:30:37 +0000 UTC]

I've done four of the six exams I have to. One is tomorrow (and I'm f**ked for it) and the last one is next monday.
(collapses in twitching heap)

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-26 16:07:20 +0000 UTC]

ohhhh u'll b ok

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-29 21:05:26 +0000 UTC]

Tomorrow I finish my exams!!! So how're things on your end?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-30 01:57:37 +0000 UTC]

good. enjoying college. missing home

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-10-30 03:08:43 +0000 UTC]

haha... that's why I'm going to commute instead of staying at college. Also exorbitant lodging fees, but mostly the missing home bit.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-10-31 17:24:09 +0000 UTC]

i dont miss it that much o_o. i could never stay at home. id miss out too much on college life

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-11-04 10:45:30 +0000 UTC]

I still have a while before I have to decide, though... just a few months, though...
So what exactly does college life entail?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-11-05 07:47:27 +0000 UTC]

so much freedom dude. so much freedom. ad that is so much worth the cost of living somewhere other than home

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-11-05 22:21:36 +0000 UTC]

How long have you been at college?
And, on that subject, what are you studying?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-11-06 09:21:17 +0000 UTC]

im a freshman. started in the fall. uhh my major is english literature, minor in legal studies and psych

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2011-12-17 13:02:26 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty cool... I love English lit and psychology, and my sisters doing her degree in business law.
She was doing commerce law, but she decided she didn't want to be a lawyer, and opted for more business than law... sorry I took ages to respond, I had a falling out with someone on da, almost deactivated my account, didn't, but I was driven away for awhile.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2011-12-22 23:08:42 +0000 UTC]

a falling out? well thats no reason to avoid dA! dA didn't stop loving you <3 that skank ho just did :]

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2012-01-12 21:01:44 +0000 UTC]

That's why I came back *cue slow motion running across a field of flowers towards da*
Why did you assume that the person I had a falling out with was a girl?
But thanks for the support
So how was your christmas and new years? Party hard? Get drunk? Get lucky?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2012-01-13 02:46:56 +0000 UTC]

i didn't assume it was a girl. anyone can be a skank ho!

i got tipsy, yes. didn't party tho. had a crazy ass time at a church

no luck for me hhahah

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2012-01-13 05:49:58 +0000 UTC]

You are right, anyone can be a skank ho! There are no gender prejudices when it comes to skank-hoerry!
Crazy ass time at a church? As in, crazy ass time with the people of the parish, or broke into a church, or just bummed around with friends in the courtyard, or what? I NEED INFORMATION!!! I live vicariously through others

Aw, poor you

Oh, and for the record, it was a girl, but she's not a skank ho, she's just American and a little.... too patriotic? And self-righteous. But she's not that bad.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2012-01-14 09:00:13 +0000 UTC]

....lmao whut. ur funny

and...ugh long story.. people were being crazy and i was there being forced to deal with it. not my choice -__-

ahh what did she do then to make you want to leave?

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2012-01-22 23:51:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm really not funny. Although I have had some very fun times. I'll upload a picture on da of like, the funniest moment of my life.

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2012-01-24 00:23:32 +0000 UTC]

huhhh? and wat did ur frend do to make u want to leave?

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2012-02-01 07:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Ugh...
okay, I know a guy on da who I also know outside of the giant sphere that is the internet. He's going through some serious identity crisis shit, and I was on DA chat trying to help him out. She comes on, and we're both talking to him, it's going fine.
I spend a few minutes not talking because they seem to be on a roll and I can't really contribute anything more than they were already doing. So this guy says "hey, why are you being so quiet", not being rude or anything, just wondering if I was still hanging around.
I say, "because I'm just listening and not interrupting". He says, "fair enough, but I wish you'd try a little harder", which I let slide because he was having an awful time at that point.
I say something like "you should figure out who you are, but not let that get in the way of the rest of your life, and not let it depress you". He says, "I know, but I just can't do it, I can't let go and separate who I am from how my life is going".
I say "seriously, it's not that hard, but you have to stop basing your personality on what others think of you".
The girl, at this point, pipes up and tells me, "fuck off". I say "I'm trying to help, and I couldn't care less what you think", at which point she says "Can't you see what a shitty friend you are to him?" And this really pissed me off. Like, afterwards I went nuts on my punching bag and even punched a door frame a couple of time, because I was SO pissed off. I take pride in trying to help my friends, and doing anything that I can to do so (it's one of the few things I do take pride in), and this bitch who hardly knew me was accusing me of being a shitty friend.
So I said, "fine, fuck you both", and just exited the browser. This was, I think, in October, or November... Yeah, it was November, and I didn't see him for a while, and he'd totally forgotten about it, and I was fine with that, but I haven't talked to her since, and I have no plans to do so.
And that's the great story. I cleaned her spelling and grammar up a little, and I don't think that's exactly what we said, word for word, but that's the gist.
Thoughts, or a different area of conversation?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2012-02-01 21:18:14 +0000 UTC]

Wow. she really had no right. Honestly, you're friend was being shitty to you, but i understand you let his comment slide, i would have too. because he's emotional and get's to play the victim here, blah blah blah.

but seriously, he was like asking for attention. "i wish you'd try harder". what the fuck kind of bullshit is that? seriously....i'd be like "....omg bye" lol. You're helping him because you want to. You don't have to do anything. that line was just so ungrateful of him. ridiculously.

and do you know this girl or was she just some random that came online?

I probly wouldn't have told them both to go fuck themselves, but i definitely would have been thinking it. I would honestly have no patience for any of the guys issues first of all. Him having an issue with separating what people want and who he is seems very much like a highschool/middleschool problem, which just boggles me, how self centered some people become. Like, of all the trials, responsibilities, crises that come with life, i feel like not being able to grasp your personality, and freaking out about it, is so childish. And certainly nothing worth mucking up a friendship.

But i don't know the whole story, so i'm trying not to judge. Those are just my thoughts on what i think i'd be feeling if i was in your situation with one of my friends. Then again, i don't remember how old you are (but i thot u were near my age) so maybe this is an age appropriate issue for your friend. And i don't know the whole story, so, again, it might not be as trivial as it seems.

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2012-02-18 06:29:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't have a problem with him needing help, or even demanding help (to a point), partially because I am his friend, and I choose to help him, and partially because he's incredibly smart, but emotionally retarded. Sometimes he's conniving and can act like a total manipulative fuck, but sometimes he can act like a complete child.

I've spoken to the girl on da chat, but I wouldn't say we were friends or anything, just acquaintances.

I know that I really shouldn't have said that, but I was so angry at the time. I know that his issues seem childish, but that's partially his emotional stuntedness, and partially... well, I'll just say that if you met his mother, I think you'd understand.
You're right, it's not even close to worth mucking up a friendship over, which is why I've since made up with him, and we're fine.

Don't worry, you're well within your rights to judge, and my friend and I are both 18, but he's been heavily sheltered by his mother, and has a stunted idea of what maturity is. He's also having troubles coming to terms with his sexuality and gender, and I honest to god think he has bipolar.

But this topic makes me kind of depressed, cause he's moved a long way away, and I haven't seen him in a while. So, are you doing anything particularly interesting? Or uninteresting? Or anything in general?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2012-03-04 18:18:31 +0000 UTC]

well just getting through college, playing sims. I'm spending spring break with one of my friends in Asheville, which is lovely. I'm having a good time :] i'm glad you and your friend are doing better

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stmemmerson121 In reply to Xubbles [2012-03-17 00:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Ah the Sims... I'm more of a fantasy RPG guy. I'm playing Dragon age Origins now. It's fun, but I've been playing it for a few months, I'm like, 80 hours in, and it gets really slow sometimes.
Buuuuuuuuut anyway, have fun on spring break (out of interests sake, is spring break as crazy as us non-americans imagine, or not?) and how are your friends?

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Xubbles In reply to stmemmerson121 [2012-03-29 07:53:40 +0000 UTC]

haha spring break can be crazy if you make it that way. so, yes and no.

and are you talking of specific friends or just in general?

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