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Published: 2010-05-19 16:10:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 3641; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 21
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This is set while the nations have break from world meeting.Alfred of course,as huge perv he is,walks over to "talk" with Philippines.Phili-chan recognizes that the american seems to be kinda distracted by two "friends"....Philippines: D'eeerr...America my face is up here.What are you staring at? D:
America: Oh nothing.I'm just planning my next trip to the "chocolate hills"...-smirk-
Philippines: -glares at him trough halflids- PERV! =___="
I think phili is about to punch him. :'D Alfred likes phili's boobies =__=U
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Keep your eyes up, Alfie.
But it's Piri's fault for wearing that shirt. Don't deny that you like it.
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America's inner pervy self has automatically turned on. Philippines is not amused.
Philippines: If he touch me, sisiguraduhing ko mamatay siya mamaya.
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ONE THING ALL AMERICA-HET FANS CAN AGREE ON! HE LIKES BOOBIES!
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I have to wonder: Would she even be allowed that kind of attire in the office? lol 
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aber die sind doch so weich 
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Genau das hat mal mein Kumpel mal in der U-Bahn zu mir gesagt(auch wegen meinen BrΓΌsten die auch nicht grad klein sind =.
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XDD ja aber ich darf sowas sagen ich bin ein mΓ€dchen xDD lustig irds auch wenn ich derartiges mit meinem kumpel ΓΌber icq berede... ich mein ich laber irgeneinen perversen scheiΓ weiΓ aber dass er qualen leidet sich das alles nicht vorzustellen XD
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His inner perv is turning outside...:'D finally /SHOT
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America: I'm not the perv here.Who's walking around with low-cut tops,huh? It's not me,babe. -comes closer- Are those real? -points at-
Philippines: -is angered because of his question whether her boobs are real and slaps him hard- BASTOS NA MAN! YOU ASSHOLE!! OF COURSE THEY'RE!!!
America: Oh hell yeah! Talk more wants in your language your sexy being mad at me. -gets turn on-
Philippines: Tingin ko ikaw ay may isang malaking problema down doon kung hindi mo itigil na inisin ako!
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OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! XD XD XD *ROLLS AROUND THE FLOOR DYING WITH TOO MUCH LAUGHTER*
-after 5 minutes-
shutek, America you pervy pervy perv! [thats why i love him nga lang~ 
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[link] It's Quagmire,quagmire,gigidi gigidi du. x'D (( Kano is perv and his strict censorship SUCH A TOTAL LIE! But he's smokin hot and I love his perv face.))
America: I didn't even understand one word of what you just said,but I'm sure it was something about you,me and a bedroom....
Philippines: Sigurado ka lamang kumikilos boba o ikaw ay tunay hunghang,kano?
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OMIGAWD I WATCHED IT
Hoa-hoa-hoa Philippines, you know you want it~ 8D
its so pervy of me that i actually wrote a Phil-Am fanfic on what would happen if a drunk Phils. gets stuck with Alfred in ONE ROOM for ONE NIGHT (( well, she'll get preggy later on of course X"3 ))
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lol. haha xD
Yeah you bad girl firi-chan. >;D
Philippines: Ano ang impiyerno ikaw ay pakikipag-usap ng dalawang tungkol sa? D:<
America: -bents down to look under phili's skirt-
oww you're not the only one being perv here. ;w; I'm perv myself. actually drew america and phili while doing it,already and felt dirty afterwards =.= but hey in everyone is a little perv hidden (at least I think so xD). Wow.you upload that? -is craving to read it. HOHOHO >:3 β₯ ((Kyah Phil-Am babies xDD β₯ ))
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Phils.: ACK! B-BWISIT KA AMERICA!!! *fish slaps America*
America: OWW! Hey wait, are you actually wearing thongs? Damn, you really turn me on... ((Can we do IT now Phils.?))
Phils.: *blush blush blush* Y-YOU...
oh no dear; i also have a perverted ego ;3 oh? i also did that once, and to be honest, i'm drawing a Phil-Am smut right now/shot i didn't upload cuz i don't want to scar my watchers' minds XD & i'm trying not to be that pervy these days [y'know, serving the Lord, those stuff
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Phili: -hits america's head with her foot,pulling her skirt down,her legs closed- YOU PERV! I HATE YOU THE MOST! THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I'M WEARING UNDER MY CLOTHES! Dx -blushes madly-
America: Ehm technically seen IT IS my business because those are from victoria secrets,which is an american brand,summer collection and one of my favorites! ;D (( How does alfred now that it's victoria secret? x'D ))
I feel francis is coming trough.Maybe it's not healthy to live next door the francis. :'D The perv-senses are invanding over borders xD upload exlusively or something. 8D Yeah right.Well I don't have that problem because I started uploading with perv pics so they known me for smut/romance stuff :'D
[ Right.I did great sin.Oh holy lord forgive me.I'm dirty young lady Q_Q -feels not worth- ]
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OMG AMERICA HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT???
o i agree; francis is one bad influence XD
[don't worry dear; God still sees you as a worthy daughter of his *pats you*
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America: thinks:I wonder she wears the fitting bra as well. -looks for it,by pulling down her dress so her bra was exposed- thinks: Oh hell yeah -turn on- she wears the bra as well!
Philippines: -dress get pulled down,pulls it back up and squeal being really pissed of now- KAAAAAANOOO! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!!
francis had a very bad influence on alfred... xD
[Oh...Phew! -sighs in relieve- ^^ ]
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America: *approaches & locks door*
Phils.: W-what do you think you're doing?
America: What does it look like I'm doing? *approaches Phils. again & pins her on the wall*
Phils.: *struggling to break free* A-America what the f are you trying to--!?
America: You know it Phils. And I'm sure you want it too. No one's around, so don't be too tensed, ok?
Phils.: W-W-WHAT--!?
we all know what would happen next behind these closed doors right? XD [i shall go to confession again with this lewd mind of mine]
oh i agree. i remember the hetalia episode when alfred found out that he is actually overweight and wanted to get on a healthy diet immediately. along the way he asked francis for help, and there he gets some "educationally-inappropriate advice" ;3
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Phils: A-A-Alfred the others will come back and if they see the door locked they will-...-was cut in her sentence-
America: pssssssh...-has laid his index finger on her lips- No one will find out as long as you don't start a scene here. -kisses her neck,traveling upwards-
Phils: KANO THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO FOOL AROUND! D:< -has angered face on,but her heart was racing-
America: Awww c'mon Phili...Don't you think that I deserve to be rewarded after all those years? -hushed voice,breath tickling her neck-
Phils: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!? D:<
Owww I fear the continuation of this whole scene with alfred and phili behind closed doors,that's like in those shojo mangas and we all know how shojo mangas ALWAYS end up when two are locked in a room together,right? xD [Oh I guess me too.Damn kiku and shojo mangas and my mind >_<]
I bet it was like when francis explained to North Italy about how you sleep with someone and what foreplay is,just italy is too innocent to be influenced by it.And Alfred...is...not...>__> And there we have the result after francis educational "diet-plans".I bet he says sleeping with people is like doing sports and alfred will get thin from doing it. xD
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omg...explicit Phil-Am images in my head...can't get it off... XD
America: *taking off phils. clothes w/that pervy grin on*
Phils.: S-shit--! Alfred, don't you dare--! *is silenced by America's kiss*
aiya...i do not think i could continue aru XD
japan may seem so innocent in hetalia, but he actually reads hentai from time to time X"3
OH CRUD FRANCE! S-X IS NOT A SPORT!
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why is it censored?... *shot*
oh Alfred...
xD
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Because I don't want to get into quarrel with the youth protection,and america is bearing for his own fantasies /shot
xD
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..bwahahah..this made my day...LOL, last time i went in bohol to see the the chocolate hills, there were so much tourists....@__@
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Well they're quite famous those chocolate hills. @___@
I bet there were many americans that would be lol x'D /shot
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*is very amused right now*
That... I can see that happening. xD
I will never look at the Chocolate Hills in the same way again. ;A;
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Yeah right. xD
Oh...I'm sorry about that. D:
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100% dearie real for sure.Nothing's fake in the philippines! /shot :'D
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ill say.i have got to visit the philipines one pf these days.
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Oh yay!!
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yeah i like to too.but dont got the money.someday though.
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Awww.I now that money problem issue too well. -has it herself- ;w; -hugs- But it won't run away so yay! xD the tourism bureau actually pay me :'D
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England: -runs over and bitchslaps alfred- STOP STARING AT HER BOOBS! YOU'RE MORE WORSE THAN FRANCE! -facepalms-
America: -gets bitchlslapped- Ouch! Pfft! You're just jealous because you don't have such boobs...-continues to stare at boobies- Oh yeah soon...-grabby hands-
Philippines: Get some some handkerchief,kano,you're nose bleeding already... AND I'M NOT JUST CONSISTING OUT OF BREASTS!!!-hides- STOP GROPING ME!!! Dx
America: Awww c'mon you like it,babe.
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America: Aww come on! If you disdn't go around dressed like that I wouldn't stare!
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Philippines: Now you're blaming me? It's not my fault you don't have SELF-CONTROL,kano!
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America: -sigh- Wanna go to Starbucks with me?
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Philippines: -suddenly brightens up again- Okay sure. -takes her little jacket with her- ^^
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America: Alright, Lets go babe!
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Philippines: -blushes immediately dark red and covers eyes- ALFRED WHERE DID YOUR CLOTHES GO???? -looks trough her fingers to peek- Oh my god florida...AAAAAHHHH >///< get some clothes on!
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If his is Florida, hers would be Manila Bay. 
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I was mulling over what that part of her port should be. Thanks!
WHAT-
OKAY SORRY AND NOW I MUST PREVENT MYSELF FROM WRITING MORE WORLDxPH LEMONS BY PLAYING EXORCISM OF MARIA WHERE I IMAGINE MARIA AS MARIA CLARA DE LA CRUZ.
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Well, it could be her mouth on the other hand. 
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Yep.That's the way it is xD
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All right, time for another "Battle of Manila Bay!" Oh get the hell out of there Antonio. 'S my turn.
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