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Published: 2010-04-16 23:48:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 693; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 17
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Speaks for itself.Seriously, how many of you would want to date a cheese burger or something?
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I'd date Ramen if I can. But they'd always disappear before I confess my feelings to them.
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well in the first draft of dracula, it said he had a human wife he loved more then his vampire ones.
How ever, those jealous mofos killed her.
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Neither do zombies really. And this is why vampires and zombies shall die in a hail of stakes and silver bullets and it shall be glorious.
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Very very true!
The supernatural apocalypse will really be something.
Also, your name brings an incredibly large smile to my face.
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True... but it may take a while to get into a relationship with somebody you don't plan on eventually eating.
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