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Published: 2011-04-23 20:49:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 101216; Favourites: 487; Downloads: 867
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Upon meeting the young actress slated to play the title role in the upcoming 2015 remake of Boxing Helena, the interviewer was shocked to find that she had undergone radical surgery to meet the requirements of the role, unsatisfied with the CGI being used in filming.He asked her if she had any regrets about the extreme change she had undergone. "Of course not," she replied. "I mean, it's not like permanent or anything. They just, like, freeze my limbs for a couple of months so they can sew them back on later after the movie's wrapped." [long pause] "...right?"
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You could make one other with Sandra Bullock or Catherine Bell ?
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Well, that should just be my boyfriend at the door.......hopefully not the entire football team like last Saturday.
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Well, that should just be my boyfriend at the door.......hopefully not the entire football team like last Saturday.
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Does that zipper go all the around and up the back?
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I love the thought of this... and the naivity of the actress who will be left in this most delicious state for the rest of her beautiful life
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I'm not sure why that little story came to me with this one. I particularly enjoy thinking about the aftermath, the way she'd be shaking nervously by the end of the interview as she realizes how dumb she's been, then being carried off and dressed by her assistant afterwards, suddenly not enjoying it so much now that she knows this is her permanent future.
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So someone will need to educate her in the exquisite pleasures of permanent irreversible bondage (breathless gasps)
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