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"Bring me another!" cried the bloated orcish monster as he chugged what had to be his sixth pint of beer that night. Yagami and Koto had taken Master Roku out to unwind over some drinks at a local bar The RokuNin frequent. At first, Master Roku was hesitant to partake in alcohol; but as the night wore on, his sense of inhibition eroded away.

"Are you sure about that?" Koto asked, sipping on a martini. "You look kinda sick."

"Aww, leave the poor bastard be, lad!" Yagami reasoned, goading on the master as he did. "He's had a rough day, he deserves it!"

"Ye hogs... *hic* have no idea..." Master Roku stammered as he quickly went to work on his seventh jug. A loud gurgle from his belly stopped him from going further and he reflexively rubbed his belly to sooth away the pain.

"Told ya," Koto muttered, rubbing Roku's back in response.

"Bah! This *hic* be nothing," Master Roku started, a flood of memories coming back. "Have I ever told you that I wasn't always the personification of the OmniSphere?"

"No," Yagami answered, genuinely curious.

"I was just a monster. An ordinary monster. Nothing more. Then a wee lad came along and *hic* made a bargain. He said *belch* that he would teach me all of his secrets if I *belch-hic* kept him safe. And that I did... until he... he..." Master Roku stopped mid thought. Something caught him in his tracks and kept him from talking about the subject any further.

"What?" Koto asked. "Until he what?" A loud belch was all he got in response, followed by the ravings of a drunken man.

"Ya know what? Ya RokuNin aren't so bad... Ye may be hogs, but yer good hogs. And if it be any consolation, I'd like to be a proud hog along with ye, too..."

Koto rolled his eyes as Master Roku chugged at the last of his beer and belched sickly. They were just about to delve deep into Master Roku's past, but now he was too drunk to elaborate further. Yagami, on the other hand, simply chuckled.

"Guess that calls for another drink, eh?" Yagami suggested, which earned Koto's glare.

"Yagami!" Koto reprimanded. "He's already two shades over the moon! Any more and he'll really be sick!"

"Don't spoil the moment!" Yagami retorted. "He's not bitching at us and he's actually being rather friendly right now. Why waste this opportunity?"

"Eh?" Master Roku asked.

"Nothing, big guy," Yagami responded. "Whaddya say we grab something to eat once we're done here?" Master Roku rubbed his belly at the thought of that. Normally he'd object, but he was too drunk to care. Besides, he didn't exactly have dinner yet.

"I'd like that, laddie... *hic*"

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"Bring me another!" cried the bloated orcish monster as he chugged what had to be his sixth pint of beer that night. Yagami and Koto had taken Master Roku out to unwind over some drinks at a local bar The RokuNin frequent. At first, Master Roku was hesitant to partake in alcohol; but as the night wore on, his sense of inhibition eroded away.

"Are you sure about that?" Koto asked, sipping on a martini. "You look kinda sick."

"Aww, leave the poor bastard be, lad!" Yagami reasoned, goading on the master as he did. "He's had a rough day, he deserves it!"

"Ye hogs... *hic* have no idea..." Master Roku stammered as he quickly went to work on his seventh jug. A loud gurgle from his belly stopped him from going further and he reflexively rubbed his belly to sooth away the pain.

"Told ya," Koto muttered, rubbing Roku's back in response.

"Bah! This *hic* be nothing," Master Roku started, a flood of memories coming back. "Have I ever told you that I wasn't always the personification of the OmniSphere?"

"No," Yagami answered, genuinely curious.

"I was just a monster. An ordinary monster. Nothing more. Then a wee lad came along and *hic* made a bargain. He said *belch* that he would teach me all of his secrets if I *belch-hic* kept him safe. And that I did... until he... he..." Master Roku stopped mid thought. Something caught him in his tracks and kept him from talking about the subject any further.

"What?" Koto asked. "Until he what?" A loud belch was all he got in response, followed by the ravings of a drunken man.

"Ya know what? Ya RokuNin aren't so bad... Ye may be hogs, but yer good hogs. And if it be any consolation, I'd like to be a proud hog along with ye, too..."

Koto rolled his eyes as Master Roku chugged at the last of his beer and belched sickly. They were just about to delve deep into Master Roku's past, but now he was too drunk to elaborate further. Yagami, on the other hand, simply chuckled.

"Guess that calls for another drink, eh?" Yagami suggested, which earned Koto's glare.

"Yagami!" Koto reprimanded. "He's already two shades over the moon! Any more and he'll really be sick!"

"Don't spoil the moment!" Yagami retorted. "He's not bitching at us and he's actually being rather friendly right now. Why waste this opportunity?"

"Eh?" Master Roku asked.

"Nothing, big guy," Yagami responded. "Whaddya say we grab something to eat once we're done here?" Master Roku rubbed his belly at the thought of that. Normally he'd object, but he was too drunk to care. Besides, he didn't exactly have dinner yet.

"I'd like that, laddie... *hic*"