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Published: 2010-03-11 20:28:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 12445; Favourites: 466; Downloads: 58
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I do hope no one was chewing gum while reading this~. XDAgain, a joke from my marvelous joke hunt across the internet.
FULL VIEW PLEASE!
(Rated T for... well, obvious reasons.)
Dialogue because my handwriting fails:
Bob-the-Narrator: Canada was having breakfast when America, chewing gum, sat next to him. Canada ignored him, but he started a conversation anyway.
America: So, you Canadians eat the whole bread?
Canada: Of course...
A: We don't. In America, we eat what's inside. We collect the crusts and make them into toast that we sell to Canada.
A: Do you eat jelly with it too?
C: Of course!
A: We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit. We collect the peels, seeds and leftovers and turn them into jelly that we sell to Canada.
C: Do you have sex in America?
A: Why, of course we do!
C: And what do you do with the condoms afterwards?
A: We throw them away of course.
C: We don't. In Canada, we collect them and make them into chewing gum that we sell to America.
POP!
Canada wins.
Heh, not the funniest I've made, but I kinda like it.
Dedicated to our backwards cousins to the north~! Including my friend whom with I had an epic "Who's country is more awesome" battle. (I so won that.)
Enjoy!
~ Yola
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Comments: 164
... GREAT. Now I gotta throw out by big-ass bag of Chewing gum! *Cries*
But aside from that, that just made my day~!
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and what do you do with the condoms afterwards?
we throw them away of course
we don't.in canada,we collect them and make them into chewing gum
that we sell to america
......
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Hilarious! Do I have your express permission to make my friends lol zt school with this joke?
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Hahaha~ Of course! It's not technically mine anyway!
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LOL Go Canada! For some reason the Hetalia America just plain annoys me...
Nice job.
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XD I love Canada~. Huh, really? That's kinda interesting. I totally see how someone could find him annoying though! XD (I hope seeing mochiMerica with a faceful of gum and owned by a Canadian helped. XD)
Thanks~!
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XD
Epic Win.
And I was totally chewing gum which I spit right out after reading that(even though its not true(
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(...or is it?? *SHOT*)
XD Glad you liked it!!
~ Yola
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I hope its not. Cause I'm totally chewing gum again right now XD
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lol its pretty bad when I read this, THEN go and get a stick of gum and start chewing it. (Mmmmmm, Canadian condoms....) sorry for the random thought ^^(I live in America, too ^^)
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No, don't apologize for that random thought; it was beautiful!! XDDDDDD
...I truly have no words for how much that totally made my day. I'm so referring to gum as that from now on! XD
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^^ Lol love Hetalia, especially Canada and America. ^^ thismade my day, mostly because it seems like something I'd tell the gum-obsessed kids at my school XD
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... WE HAVE THAT JOKE IN NORWAY. Except, it's Norwegians and Swedes. 8D
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I was chewing gum. . . and I live in America. . .
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O_O
...
oh dear gods...
*Spits out her gum*
ughhhhh
...
Canada still pwns! GO MATTHEW!
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THIS.is the reason why I don't like bubble gum~
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scoreboard is
america: 0
canada:... its over 9000!!!!!!!!
conclusiom: canada pwns.
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I will never be able to have regular chewing gum ever again.
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XD Canada apologizes.
(And this may be random but your icon is so adorable!! X3)
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That's okay Canada, I never enjoyed gum anyway. XD
And thank you. 
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You. Win. XD
MANADA!
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I was chewing gum XD I stopped. spit in out. looked at it. popped in back in my mouth. An finished the comic XD I'm so weird...
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-puts hand up- I was chewing gum! (a whole pack of that sugar-free crap) ;^;
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I would have spit out my gum, but I'm canadian!
Oh god, snarky!mochi!Canada. It's like ... too awesome for words.
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I heard this with an American and a French guy.
Either way, it works!
Canada just strikes me as a bit too shy to say something like that.
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i'll never look at chewing gum the same way again....
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