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I do hope no one was chewing gum while reading this~. XDAgain, a joke from my marvelous joke hunt across the internet.
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(Rated T for... well, obvious reasons.)
Dialogue because my handwriting fails:
Bob-the-Narrator: Canada was having breakfast when America, chewing gum, sat next to him. Canada ignored him, but he started a conversation anyway.
America: So, you Canadians eat the whole bread?
Canada: Of course...
A: We don't. In America, we eat what's inside. We collect the crusts and make them into toast that we sell to Canada.
A: Do you eat jelly with it too?
C: Of course!
A: We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit. We collect the peels, seeds and leftovers and turn them into jelly that we sell to Canada.
C: Do you have sex in America?
A: Why, of course we do!
C: And what do you do with the condoms afterwards?
A: We throw them away of course.
C: We don't. In Canada, we collect them and make them into chewing gum that we sell to America.
POP!
Canada wins.
Heh, not the funniest I've made, but I kinda like it.
Dedicated to our backwards cousins to the north~! Including my friend whom with I had an epic "Who's country is more awesome" battle. (I so won that.)
Enjoy!
~ Yola
Other Mochi!Comics: [link]
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Comments: 164
MaryEve28 [2010-06-22 23:30:31 +0000 UTC]
haha I heard the joke with a Quebecois and an Ontarian XD
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Yolapeoples In reply to XxAngelKitty501xX [2010-06-02 03:53:33 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Yes, he did. XD
~ Yola
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So-french-so-fresh [2010-04-23 22:10:11 +0000 UTC]
I... will never chew Gum... eh, oh i'm not in America! so... I'm still scarred for life
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Yolapeoples In reply to So-french-so-fresh [2010-06-02 03:54:02 +0000 UTC]
(late!reply is late, but...)
I'm going to have chewing gum companies after me... XD
~ Yola
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mischiefblazefire [2010-04-10 21:47:47 +0000 UTC]
I was chewing gum while reading this and nearly choked to death.
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Yolapeoples In reply to mischiefblazefire [2010-04-11 02:33:55 +0000 UTC]
AH! NO! CPR!!! I'm glad my comic nearly caused your death? o.O
XD
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MewStarlight [2010-04-07 19:50:29 +0000 UTC]
Pwnage by Canada. I never thought I'd see the day.
This was really funny! Cute, too! ^_^
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Yolapeoples In reply to MewStarlight [2010-04-08 21:33:02 +0000 UTC]
'Tis true! XD
Aww, thank you!
~ Yola
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Floognblargen In reply to ??? [2010-03-30 18:28:39 +0000 UTC]
I... I... I LOVE BEING CANADIAN! YESSSSSS. This made me laugh so hard.
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Yolapeoples In reply to Floognblargen [2010-04-04 01:16:55 +0000 UTC]
I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR CANADIAN-NESS!
*shot by Alfred*
XD
I'm glad you liked it~!
~ Yola
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zakurawolf [2010-03-30 05:38:47 +0000 UTC]
Were the condoms from America and England...?
*practically falls down the stairs to get some gum*
....mmmmm...England -w-
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Yolapeoples In reply to zakurawolf [2010-04-04 01:18:47 +0000 UTC]
Gimme some o' that!!
(That was probs one of the best reactions yet! XD Don't fall down the stairs though! It's difficult enough to avoid falling up them!)
~ Yola
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zakurawolf In reply to zakurawolf [2010-03-30 05:39:29 +0000 UTC]
HEY WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.
NO WAIT, Canada said that.
.....mmmm...France x Canada -w-
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tikitikiLola In reply to ??? [2010-03-14 11:25:44 +0000 UTC]
haha lol America got so pwnd x''D
I will never eat gums again .__.
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Yolapeoples In reply to tikitikiLola [2010-04-04 01:19:32 +0000 UTC]
Yes~~!
Aww, sorry I scarred your gum-chewing experiences!! XD
~ Yola
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tikitikiLola In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-04-04 13:50:02 +0000 UTC]
LOL xD
I never really liked them but yeh xD
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Yolapeoples In reply to SakuraB09 [2010-03-14 03:06:36 +0000 UTC]
XD
I'm glad you like it~!
~ Yola
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SakuraB09 In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-03-14 03:28:15 +0000 UTC]
<3 hopefully you do more sooonnnn~!
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Yolapeoples In reply to sleepysheepangrycat [2010-03-14 03:06:54 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Yes he did.
XD
~ Yola
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Yolapeoples In reply to Apple-Rings [2010-03-14 03:07:43 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha. Glad you like it~!
Yes!! Canada wins!!!
~ Yola
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Apple-Rings In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-03-14 03:26:59 +0000 UTC]
I sure did
Canada pwned him good XD
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Nazgul100 [2010-03-12 15:52:47 +0000 UTC]
I have heard, (and seen on this very site) the EXACT same joke but with French instead of Canadians xD
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Yolapeoples In reply to Nazgul100 [2010-03-13 23:51:55 +0000 UTC]
Really?
Cool~! Sorry for using the joke if it's already been done. I found it on some joke site.
(It does fit rather well with France. XD)
~ Yola
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Nazgul100 In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-03-14 11:28:19 +0000 UTC]
well it also fits with Canada, and of course America is still the big jerk.
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Terriisamazing [2010-03-12 06:18:19 +0000 UTC]
oh dear goodness....is it bad that i have the urge to chew gum after reading this? XDDD that's really awesome (as always)
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Yolapeoples In reply to Terriisamazing [2010-03-13 23:53:02 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha. As long as you don't chew gum imported from Canada! XD
Thanks~! I'm glad you liked it!
~ Yola
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apdsqueaky In reply to ??? [2010-03-12 03:23:34 +0000 UTC]
XD I've heard that one before, and I've seen it illustrated before, but the mochis are so cute~!!!
[as always]
And your handwriting is lovely~
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Yolapeoples In reply to apdsqueaky [2010-03-13 23:56:57 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha, so I've heard. (Now I really wanna find that thing...)
I really wanted to draw Mochimerica covered in gum. That was fun. XD
Aw, thanks~. I'm never quite sure.
~ Yola
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apdsqueaky In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-03-15 02:47:35 +0000 UTC]
x3
XDDD It looks like it was fun~
x3 I have terrible handwriting. Yours is very nice~
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Yolapeoples In reply to HushedAngel [2010-03-14 00:03:16 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha, glad you liked it~!
~ Yola
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HushedAngel In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-03-14 04:13:48 +0000 UTC]
<33
Hurrhurr~
It's brilliant~!
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bestarmychick [2010-03-11 23:56:19 +0000 UTC]
Yay Mattie!
btw I was actually chewing gum while reading this... and I just kept chewing it xD I am so weird
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Yolapeoples In reply to bestarmychick [2010-03-13 23:58:46 +0000 UTC]
AH! Somebody was chewing gum while reading this!! XD
Ha ha ha, well, you're pretty awesome for continuing to chew!
~ Yola
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bestarmychick In reply to Yolapeoples [2010-03-14 04:05:16 +0000 UTC]
lol thank you I love gum so I don't like to spit it out when it still has flavor xD
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