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Is it me, or is Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story WAY too tutorialified? :n

Well... it must be everyone, cuz I've heard the same from many, and I just wanted to poke fun at it. :v

Recently, I've kicked M&L3 back up, cuz I missed it. :b But RIGHT when you start the very 1st Battle, it gets highly tutorial.....(not to mention the lotta talking.... but it's nothing compared to Metal Gear's occasional 20-30 minute long cut scenes) Toadsworth repeatedly bugs you and tells you what you should do, and how to do it, or if you need help w/ the most basic of things, even a brainless monkey could figure out. :m

Then it continues on w/ Starlow, stopping you every 2 seconds to explain everything to you.... Sure it's nice they help you out a few times, but the amount of tutorial they give you is far more than any game I've played. I know everything already, just lemme play. >:[

Anyways seems Mario doesn't wanna listen to all the blabbin' as much as I/we don't... In fact, Mario never likes to hear people talk for too long.... He can only take so much before he gets annoyed to death, or as they make him do in Paper Mario.... fall asleep. :m

As you can figure, none of the text is actually from the game.... (too much researching quotes and all that other biz. :v)

Well...... Hope y'all like. :b

Description
Is it me, or is Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story WAY too tutorialified? :n

Well... it must be everyone, cuz I've heard the same from many, and I just wanted to poke fun at it. :v

Recently, I've kicked M&L3 back up, cuz I missed it. :b But RIGHT when you start the very 1st Battle, it gets highly tutorial.....(not to mention the lotta talking.... but it's nothing compared to Metal Gear's occasional 20-30 minute long cut scenes) Toadsworth repeatedly bugs you and tells you what you should do, and how to do it, or if you need help w/ the most basic of things, even a brainless monkey could figure out. :m

Then it continues on w/ Starlow, stopping you every 2 seconds to explain everything to you.... Sure it's nice they help you out a few times, but the amount of tutorial they give you is far more than any game I've played. I know everything already, just lemme play. >:[

Anyways seems Mario doesn't wanna listen to all the blabbin' as much as I/we don't... In fact, Mario never likes to hear people talk for too long.... He can only take so much before he gets annoyed to death, or as they make him do in Paper Mario.... fall asleep. :m

As you can figure, none of the text is actually from the game.... (too much researching quotes and all that other biz. :v)

Well...... Hope y'all like. :b