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Published: 2008-06-22 14:56:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1357; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 9
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Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver again,
Don't make me change my mind...
just my favorite crack pairings <33
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I like it a lot, it's one of my favorites from Naruto.
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lovely! I loved how you used tape to make it look more like photos. (it really looks like tape) and I loved how you included a kanten pairing too! that just really made my day! ^_^
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thanks a lot!! lol, im glad you like it!!
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Awe I love kankuten its so cute!!!!!
~ps
I missed you
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ik, kankuten is adorable!!
ps; i missd u, 2 ^)^
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Shei my cousin broke my camera that means no more posting art for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time...
='[ stupid little brat
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs* its okay!! here! have a free itachi!
Itachi: what am i, a trading card?
Shei: beeeee the trading card, itachi!
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oh i made a club :devmis-fit-toys-clubs:
Itachi: Riight
Mianna: Hi
Itachi: Yay! Hot Girl!!!!! uhhh i mean hi there
Shei:*rolls eyas*
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awsome! i'll join, kay?
Shei: back off lover-boy.
Itachi: oh yea, well... *does hand sign*
Shei: wtf?
Pein: *appears* wtf? what am i doing here?
Shei: P--P--Leader-sama!
Pein: uh, hey there...
Shei: *faints*
Mianna: *rolls eyes*
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mianna great not again....
Pein: I just have that effect on people, right guys?
Konan: Yup =]
Deidara: Yes.
Sasori: Do you have to ask?
Pein guess not...
Shei Wakes up*
Shei: WHHAPPNuED?
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Pein: lol. u fainted at the sight of my awsomeness...
Shei: *eyes wide* *kneels* NOT WORTHY! NOT WORTHY!
Pein/Sasori/Deidara/everyone: 0.o *back away slowly*
Shei: NUUUUUU!!! COME BACK MY EXTREAM HOTTY!
Mianna: XDDD
Pein: *running away from Shei* help! crazed fangirl!*
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Mianna: hahahahaahahahaha Cant breathe!!!!!
Pein: Mianna I'll get you for luaghing at me!!
Shei: I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
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watch this! [link]
okay:
Pein: *hidden jutsu*
Shei: you cant hurt her!!
Pein: oh? and why's that?
Shei: she's in my 8 trigrams
Pein: what?
Shei: BYAKUGAN! 8 TRIGRAMS, GENTAL FIST, 64 PALM ROTATION!
Pein: oh shit...byakugan...
Mianna: haha!
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cool vid
writers block.....
damn gimmie a sec to think
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Shei: Eh, im not going to hurt you pein-sama
Pein: Going soft on me eh?
Shei do you want me to hurt you?
Pen: No
Shei: Good. Mianna Go make me a sammich im hungry.
Mianna: Get off your fatass and make it yourself!
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Shei: no, go make me a sammich or i kill you!!
Pein: *thinking: this girl is completely insane...she'd be good for the akatsuki...must talk to Madara about that*
Mianna: i will not make you a sandwich!
Shei: MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
Mianna: NO!
Pein:....
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Mianna: you love me too much to kill me.
Pein: *runs away while he has his chance*
Shei; MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!!!!!!
MIanna: NOOOOOOOOOO you SKEEEEZ
Shei: FIne then..... Go get me some sake while youre making my sammich!
Mianna: I Am NOT your bitch! go do it yourself
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Shei: you are too my bitch!! make me a sandwich!
Hidan: *comes in between them* WHY CANT WE HAVE PEACE AND LOVE?!
Shei/Rai: wtf? hidan? are you okay?
Hidan: i wish i could make a cake made of rainbows and smiles, and we would eat and be happy!!
Shei: hidan, are u drunk again?
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hidan: no but i just snorted a whole vial of crack
Mianna
Hidan: Find your own bitch
Mianna: But I need my fix TTTTTTTT__________TTTTTTTT
shei/rai:0 .o
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Shei: *looks at Rai* where did you come from?
Rai: i dunno.
Mianna: well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much--
Shei: *hits mianna on top of head* I KNOW THAT, THANK YOU!
Mianna: *rubs head* ow....
Hidan: *skips through daisys*
Shei/Mi/Rai: 0.o
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Mianna: I'm really scared
Rai: Me too
Shei: I third that opinion =]
Hidan: *skipping* Lalalalala
Konan: Some one get the webcam! Quick!
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Kakuzu: *holding camera in hand* way ahead of you, konan.
Konan: yay! *watches hidan attentivly.
Shei:*twitching* need...crack...fix...
Mianna: im with ya there... *twitches*
Hidan: KAKU-KUUN~~ *uke face* please up the camera away!!
Kakuzu: *startled by the uke face* *blush* eh...um...heh...well...
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hidan: *puppy face* pweeese?
shie/ko/Mi: *choking back laughing*
Mianna: Pweese?? hahahaha
Konan: HAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS TOO RICH!
Kakuzu: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL-
Hidan: Kaku darling calm down baby =]
Kakuzu: ......
Shei: *teh omg face*
Konan: *twitches and falls to ground*
Mianna: Jumps out of nearest window
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Shei: are you two....YAOI LOVERS?!
Kakuzu: what?! no way!! *blush*
Hidan: b--but, Kuzu-kuun~~!! i thought what we had was special!!
Kakuzu: that was one night, and i was very drunk...
Shei/Mi/Ko/Rai: 0.o
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mianna: O my Jashin...
Konan: *dies from nosebleed just thinking about it*
Hidan: *Snaps out of the sillyness* O MY JASHIN WHAT THE F*&^ JUST HAPPENED
Shei: Still Trying to revive konan**
Kakuzu: Well the secrets out...
Hidan: Yeah, i thought it would get out sometime after tobi stole my diary oh I mean Logging Book.
FLASHBACK
*Tobi: Going through Hidans Stuff* OO TOBI FOUND A PRETTY PINK BOOK!!! (Book reads 'Hidan's Diary'
*Hidan: (walks into room and finds tobi reading his diary) TOBI WHAT IN JASHIN'S NAME ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DIARY???!!!!*
*Tobi: (Runs still with diary in hand) AHHH HIDAN STOP CHASING TOBI!!*
*Hidan: Tackles tobi to the ground and threatening tobi with his scythe) Tobi give me my *&%#@!$ Book!!!
END FLASHBACK
Hidan *giggling to self* Hehe Good times...
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Shei: ... i dont even wanna know...*continues trying to revive konan*
Mianna: ya know...hidan...i think i like you better when you dont do crack...
Hidan: 0.o must...do...rituall...to...clean...myself....*runs of to do a ritual*
Shei: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *joins ritual*
Mianna: *headpalm*
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Mianna: Shei Just dont get on blood on my stuff!!!
Konan: whoa, what happund?
MIanna: Well hidan was on crack and you got a nose bleed and now shei and hidan are doing a ritual
Kakuzu: Wow, I'm terrified i need to go find comfort *Pulls out wallet and rubs money against his skin* Ooooooh yeah thats better.
Mianna: ...
Sasori & Deidara walk in**
Deidara: Ow Danna! Did you have to be so rough?
Sasori: It could have been worse
Mianna: Nosebleed and faints***
Konan: You guys Can you stop talking about sex when we're in the room???
Sasori: What? I just took a splinter out of deidara's foot
Deidara: Yeah Get your mind out of the gutter you two...
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Shei/Hidan: *ritual*
Mianna: i never relized how EMO those rituals are...
Konan: hmm...yeah, ur right....
Deidara: *rubbing foot* owww, un...
Sasori: oh, suck it up, brat.
Deidara: *glares*
Kakuzu: freaks
Mianna: AND UR TALKING?!
Kakuzu: why yes i am...
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Shei: *finishes ritual* okay jashin forgives me.... *blood runs down her arm*
Mianna: Shei: i think you should bandage those up...
Deidara: *faints from blood*
Sasori: He's such a chick....
Konan: ummm tell me about it even I could seduce him.
Kakuzu: I'd put money on that.
Hidan: *comes back*
Mianna: Seriously you guys you're getting blood everywhere!!!!
Zetsu/Itachi: *walks in* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Mianna: Well hello, Itachi-san <3
Itachi: great another fan girl...
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Itachi: *rolls eyes* *sees shei and hidan covered in dripping blood* jeez. rituals?
Shei/Hidan: *nod* *catch each other's eyes* *blush*
Sasori: *trying to revive deidara* BRAT?!
Mianna: aw, look at Hidan blush!!
Zetsu: im suprised he has enough blood left.
Mianna: i second that.
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Shei: crap, my blood is drying...i gotta go clean this off before it, like, crusts to my skin...
Hidan: me too.
Shei: ?
Hidan: NOT TOGETHER, OF COURSE!!!
Shei: XDD
All: 0.o
*Shei and Hidan leave*
Zetsu: *kneels next to Mianna* you okay?
Mianna: yeah...
Kisame: *pats her on the head* ya sure, niichan?
Mianna: *smiles weakly* *nods*
~~
Shei: *walking with Hidan* ur really good at rituals, Hidan-kun.
Hidan: eh, thanks.
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Shei: Oh, mianna shut up its not like i haven't caught you doing rituals..
Hidan: Mianna? a jashinist? i luagh at the thought
Mianna: *looks down*
Zetsu: No need to be ashamed...
Mianna: *falls to her knees and looks at the scars*
Kisame: *walks in* hey, whats going on?
Shei: self explanitory...
Kisame I see...
Zetsu: Well we found out that mianna is a jashinist...
Kisame: really?
Mianna: no.
Zetsu: then whats with th-
Shei: puts her hand over zetsu's mouth* THATs enough!
Zetsu: Licks sheis hand* Mmmm you taste delicious.....
Shei: EW FREAK!
Mianna: *giggles though tears*
kisame: well, this is akward...
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Shei: crap, my blood is drying...i gotta go clean this off before it, like, crusts to my skin...
Hidan: me too.
Shei: ?
Hidan: NOT TOGETHER, OF COURSE!!!
Shei: XDD
All: 0.o
*Shei and Hidan leave*
Zetsu: *kneels next to Mianna* you okay?
Mianna: yeah...
Kisame: *pats her on the head* ya sure, niichan?
Mianna: *smiles weakly* *nods*
~~
Shei: *walking with Hidan* ur really good at rituals, Hidan-kun.
Hidan: eh, thanks.
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zetsu (dark): well, this is akward now isn't it
Kisame: what do you mean?
Zetsu (light): well we just found out the most likable person here is an emo...
Mianna: *grabs a nearby stick and hits zetsu in the stomach and over the head* I am NOT EMO!
Kisame: *restraining mianna*
Mianna: LEt Go *struggles*
~~
Shei: so hidan-kun how long have yoiu been a jashinist?
Hidan: Why are you questioning me?
Shei: i'm not i just wanted to know...
Hidan: oh, well i'm going to go to my room and ya know get the blood off...
Shei: okay. *begins to walk away*
Hidan: wait, shei chan!
Shei: *stops* yeah hidan?
Hidan: I..errm. just *kisses shei*
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Zetsu(light): well, thats not nice!
Zetsu(dark): bitch...
Mianna: *scowls at him* *flips him off*
Kisame: *laughing histerically*
~~
Shei: *stunned* *closes eyes and melts into kiss*
Hidan: *pulls away* i..i cant do this... we're both jashinist! we're not supposed to do this.
Shei: *looks down* i know...*walks up to hidan* *pushes a strand of hair out of his face* but...maybe...*looks him in the eyes*
Hidan: *looks back*
Shei: just for tonight, we could forget about jashin *kisses him tenderly*
Hidan: *kisses back*
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Mianna: Youre dead Zetsu D-E-A-D DEAD!
Deidara: *walks in* ummm, yah i'm not suprised about this at all...
Mianna: Still Restrained* You better Run Zetsu!!!
Kisame: *picks up mianna* Calm down, take deep breaths...
Mianna: *deep breathing* calm, composure, I'm okay...
Kisame: are you sure?
Mianna: Completely.
Kisame: Lets go*
Mianna: runs and jumps on zetsu and knocks him to the ground with her on top*
Zetsu(dark): well this is comprimising
Zetsu(light): i agree. *leans up and kisses mianna's nose*
mianna: Frozen in shock*
dei/kisa: o mi god...
~~
Shei: please?
Hidan: just onne night.
Shei: maybe i should get the blood off me first...
Hidan: no, its fine... *pedosmile*
Shei: *kisses hidan*
Hidan: kisses back while opening the door to his room*
Shei: *breaks kiss and goes inside*
Hidan: *goes in, locks the door, and pushes shei on the bed*
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*GASP* ZETSU'S MINE!!!!!!
Zetsu: *pushes Mianna off him* haha, that worked! *runs away from mianna*
Mianna: HEY! *chases him*
Dei/Kisa: *headpalm*
~~
Shei: *holds hidan close, kissing him hard*
Hidan: *has his arms supporting him over her on either side of her waist*
Shei: *pulls off his cloak, revealing his bare chest*
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treuuuuuuu.....oh well, i still love zetsu. save urself for the uchicha boys, (cept madara *pedosmile*)
Mianna: *smile evily*
Kisame: mianna......dont hurt zetsu.......
Zetsu: yeah! dont hurt me!!!
Mianna: UR IN NO PLACE TO TALK, ZETSU-BAKA!!
~~
Shei: *moans slightly*
Hidan: *strokes her down to her pantline, begins unbuttoning her jeans*
Shei: *starts undoing Hidan's belt*
Hidan: *kisses down Shei's neck, biting places along the way*
Shei: *moans louder*
~~
Mianna: *looks at Kisame* did you hear something...?
Kisame: yeah.....
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well right now youre about to get it on with hidan so 
Deidara: Should i get the popcorn?
Kisame: Yes...
Both: Run after the 2*
Zetsu(dark): Look what you've done!!!
Zetsu(light): Well it bought us some time didnt it?
Mianna: *getting closer* Ren'ai Family History, SOLARIA Thunder Strike! *strikes in front of zetsu stopping him*
Zetsu(dark): damn...
Zetsu(light): We're screwed.
~~
HIdan: *lift shei shirt off*
Shei: Kisses hidan with a forceful passion*
Hidan: Traces the out line of shei's body with his fingers*
Shei: *gasps*
Hidan: Takes advantage of it and shoves his touge in shei's mouth*
Shei: Gladly returns the favor*
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treuuuuuuu.....oh well, i still love zetsu. save urself for the uchicha boys, (cept madara *pedosmile*)
Mianna: *smile evily*
Kisame: mianna......dont hurt zetsu.......
Zetsu: yeah! dont hurt me!!!
Mianna: UR IN NO PLACE TO TALK, ZETSU-BAKA!!
~~
Shei: *moans slightly*
Hidan: *strokes her down to her pantline, begins unbuttoning her jeans*
Shei: *starts undoing Hidan's belt*
Hidan: *kisses down Shei's neck, biting places along the way*
Shei: *moans louder*
~~
Mianna: *looks at Kisame* did you hear something...?
Kisame: yeah.....
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MIanna: umm lets just go down the hall where our two best friends are not having sex
Zetsu(light): Yeah that sounds good
Kisame: Yeah.... this is akward
Zetsu(dark): I think we should go find konan.
Mianna: Why?
Zetsu(light): She keeps webcams in everyone's room.
Kisame: and you wanna watch them go at it?
Zetsu(dark): What? its like porn!
Kisame: alright I'm in, mi-chan you comming?
Mianna: I'll pass on watching my best friend and hidan going at it like two rabits....
Kisame: Fine whatever
Zetsu and kisame leave*
Mianna: Sickos... *thinks: i wonder where deidara is * Mianna walks down the hallway and bumps into itachi* oh, he sorry
~~
*later*
Shei: Laying her head on hidan's chest*
Hidan: holding shei close to him*
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Itachi: oh, sorry Mianna-chann.
Mianna: *blushes* i--its okay...*thinking: crap!!! i always get all teenage-crushy around Itachi!!*
Itachi: you alright?
Mianna: y-yeah... *sweating slightly*
Itachi: well, see ya...
Mianna: y-yeah... *watches Itachi walk away* *puts a hand on her forehead and leans against the wall, sliding down to the ground* jesus...
~~
Hidan: *thinking: why am i feeling this way for her? she's a jashinist too, but still! i cant be in--*
Shei: *thinking: crap...jashin's gonna have both our heads...but i really like him...even maybe more than i should...*
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Mianna:*thinking: damn it!!! god i hate living in a place where there are so many attractive boys.*
*gets up* better go find deidara so we can blow some stuff up
~with deidara~
Deidara: Pull!
Mianna: *throws a barbie doll*
Deidara: Katsu!
*doll blows up~
Mianna: sweeeeeeet
~~~~~~
Hidan: *stokes shei hair*
Shei: i should probally go now, i'm still covered in blood and it feels discusting.
Hidan: okay.
Shei:*gets dressed and walks to the bathroom*
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Sasori: *from inside* BRAT! MIANNA! STOP!! IM TRYING TO COOK BREAKFAST!
Deidara: since when does Danna cook?
Mianna: *shrugs*
~~
Shei: *taking a shower* *thinking: dear jashin...i cant really be feeling anything for Hidan...i...its...
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Mianna: But Sasori, Were destroying my child hood memorieeees!!!!
Deidara: good way to put it un
Sasori: w...t...f...
~~~
Shei: *Gets out of the shower and gets dressed*
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Shei: *walks down hallway to the kitchen* *sees Sasori wearing an apron and bursts out laughing*
Sasori: *looks up* whats so funny?
Shei: *suppresses giggles* oh, nothing, Sasori-kun...
Hidan: *comes out of room, wearing just pants and no shirt*
Deidara/Mianna: *walk inside*
Deidara: mmm, something smells good, un!
Mianna: yeah, whatcha cooking, Sasori-kun?
Hidan: Sasori is cooking?
Sasori: shuddup.
Shei: *sees Hidan* *blushes* g'morning, Hidan-kun...
Hidan: *also blushes* hey...
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Sasori: well i tried cooking....
Mianna: and you didnt need help? I'M SO PROUD!!!!! i must have taught you well...
Deidara: You taughht him how to cook, un?
MIanna: Yes, yes i did.
Sasori: shutup. now.
Mianna: weeeeeeeell
Shei:*completely silent staring at hidan*
Hidan: May I help you? *stares back at her*
Augggh i'd write more but i have to go make dinner
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Deidara: *whispers to sasori, pretending to help him sets stuff up for breakfast* do you think that there is something going on between Shei-sama and Hidan-san?
Sasori: *shrugs* i dunno. probably. they're both jashinist, so its not like relationship or anything...
Deidara: *nods, and starts setting out plates*
Mianna: *talking to shei* sooo, how'd it go with hidan last night?
Shei: *shrugs* nothing happened. we just talked.
Mianna: *confused* but...what about...what were u talking about?
Shei: ya know, *setting out cups* jashin 'n stuff, oy..........
*NOTE: 'oy' means 'hey' in japanese, and I say it all the time. like deidara says 'un'.*
Mianna: *nods* i see...
Kisame: *skips in* g'mornin!
Deidara: *sees him* well, someone's lively this morning, un.
Kisame: *grins* u'll see why, soon enough!
Shei: *question mark is hanging over head*
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Mianna: I'm scared to find out...
Deidara: I didnt think that was possible.
Sasori: Yeah, I thought you were fearless
Mianna: Well i am but kisame is just acting really creepy...
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