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Published: 2008-06-22 14:56:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1357; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 9
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Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver again,
Don't make me change my mind...
just my favorite crack pairings <33
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Kisame: *skipping around kitchen, whistling*
Shei: *grabs his arm* KISAME, WHAT DID YOU--
*BOOM!!!*
All: *stare at where the sound came from*
Kisame: *grinning from ear to ear*
Deidara: *looks at sasori* that...sounded like it came from...
Sasori: OUR ROOM!!!
Both: *run down the hallway*
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Mianna/shei: *follow*
Sasori: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR ROOM!
Deidara:SOME ONE IS GOING TO PAY UN!!!!
Kisame: Skips casually down the hallway*
Sasori: Using chakara strings to hold kisame in place* WHAT DID YOU TO DO OUR ROOM?
Shei/mianna: *watching with popcorn*
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Kisame: *cant stop laughing* it wasnt my idea!!
Sasori: *tightens strings* then who's was it!??
Deidara: MY CLAY!!! MY ARTTTT!!! TT.TT
Kisame: *still laughing* k--kakuzu's!!
Hidan: *enters* what the flip happened here?
Shei: *distracted by him*
Mianna: *waves hand in front of shei's face* shei? Sheiiii?
Hidan: *snaps fingers in front of Shei's eyes* SHEI!
Shei: *comes too* *blushes* eh, sorry...
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MIanna: YOU LIEK HIIIM!
Shei: no. i dont.
Kakuzu: *walks in* I'm pretty screwed right?
Deidara: Yup, un you are.
Sasori: Lets go of kisame and grabs kakuzu* You son of a bitch.
Mianna: I need to go find a camera this is really funny *rnus out*
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THAT MADE MY SUCKY DAY JUST THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!
Itachi: *smiles at mianna a little* Hi.
Shei: oh, nothings going on *whispering to Sasori* you alright, neesan?
Sasori: *sniffs and wipes eyes again* *nods* mmhmm...
Shei: alright. *pats him on the back*
Hidan: *glaring* mianna...put the effing camera away...
Kakuzu: *gasping out* i--second--that--
Deidara: *drops kakuzu* did...kakuzu and hidan...just agree on somthign?
All: *shock*
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Hidan: *thinking: what is wrong with Shei?*
Deidara: *clutching Kakuzu by the neck* WHY YOU LITTLE--
Sasori: MY PUPPETS! *about to cry*
Shei: *pats Sasori on the back* its okay sasori...we'll fix them...
Sasori: *wipes eyes* okay...*sniffs* *hugs Shei*
Hidan: *pang of jelousy* *shakes head* *thinking: was...that jelousy? for the puppet?!*
Mianna: *runs back, already filming* YAY! SOMETHING FOR YOUTUBE!!!
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i love my line because that would accually happen
Kakuzu: *choking*
Deidara: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE UN!
Mianna: whoa forget youtube i could probally sell this on ebay!
Shei: *hugs sasori back*
Hidan: Even more jealous* okay you two break it up.
Mianna: Turns camera toward hidan/shei/sasori*
Shei: Why i was just hugging him
Mianna: Hidan Like Shei Chan!
Hidan: NO its just hugging can lead to well other things... and well nobody needs to see that
Mianna: HIDAN IS JEALOUS OF SASORI!!!!!
Itachi: walks in and looks at hidan who's blushing and kakuzu who's almost dead* Well i'm all for killing people and embarrassing people but WTF is going on here?
Mianna: *shakey* uh, hi itachi....
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THAT MADE MY SUCKY DAY JUST THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!
Itachi: *smiles at mianna a little* Hi.
Shei: oh, nothings going on *whispering to Sasori* you alright, neesan?
Sasori: *sniffs and wipes eyes again* *nods* mmhmm...
Shei: alright. *pats him on the back*
Hidan: *glaring* mianna...put the effing camera away...
Kakuzu: *gasping out* i--second--that--
Deidara: *drops kakuzu* did...kakuzu and hidan...just agree on somthign?
All: *shock*
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THAT MADE MY SUCKY DAY JUST THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!
Itachi: *smiles at mianna a little* Hi.
Shei: oh, nothings going on *whispering to Sasori* you alright, neesan?
Sasori: *sniffs and wipes eyes again* *nods* mmhmm...
Shei: alright. *pats him on the back*
Hidan: *glaring* mianna...put the effing camera away...
Kakuzu: *gasping out* i--second--that--
Deidara: *drops kakuzu* did...kakuzu and hidan...just agree on somthign?
All: *shock*
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I have a new song obsession [link] 
MIanna: I should run Shouldn't i?
Kakuzu: That would be most wise...
Mianna: FUCK!! *runs with the camera to her room.*
Hidan: *chases after trying to reak the camera*
Mianna: *goes into her room, closes the door, locks it, and uploads the video to youtube* SUCCESS!!
Hidan: YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Itachi: This is most amusing...
Shei: I second that opinion...
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Hidan: *beating on the door* GIMME THE CAMERA YOU LITTLE CREEP!
Shei: *grabs his arm* hey, Hidan-kun!!
Hidan: *abruptly stops* *blushes* eh...
Shei: *smiles* oy...
Hidan: *smiles*
Mianna: *uses this as an opertunity and runs out the door*
Kakuzu: *chases after her* MIANNA!!!!!
Itachi: *eating some of the breakfast sasori made* hey, sasori...this isnt half bad...
Sasori: *looks up* really?
Shei: *grabs a bite of Itachi's omlette (shei and itachi are like brother/sister, so he doesnt mind much)* yeah!! this is really good, Sori-kun!!
Sasori: *blushes* thanks!! *smiles*
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Mianna: *being chased* DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!
Kakuzu: Gimmie that camera brat!
Mianna: NEVER KAKUZU-NIISAN!
Kakuzu: -pounces on mianna-
Mianna: Get off me! *spits in his face*
Kakuzu: Ew you little freak! -wipes off spit-
Mianna: -escapes back to her room and check the hits on the video- HEY IT ALREADY HAS 5,000 HITS!
Sasori: Have you ever realized that living here is better than reality television?
Shei: Yeah, pretty much *takes another bite of itachi's omlette*
Itachi: Shei, get your own kidd...
Shei: I will then!
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Shei: *sticks toung out at Itachi*
Itachi: *smirks*
Kakuzu: GET THAT VIDEO OFF YOUTUBE NOW!
Mianna: NEVER!!!!!!
Hidan: *follows shei to the kitchen*
Shei: *notices* Hidan-kun, oy.
Hidan: hey...
Shei: *blushes*
Hidan: *blushes as well*
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Shei: So um...
Hidan: yeah?
Shei: last night...
Hidan: what about it?
Shei: well was it like a one time thing?
Hidan: Well it doesnt have to be *smirks*
~~~
Kakuzu:-Breaks down mianna's door- by the way i'm not paying for that to get fixed...
Mianna:-Logs off her youtube account so kakuzu can't delete the video- *sticks her tongue out*
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Shei: *blushing* ummm. you, you mean that?
Hidan: *stops walking* Shei, i really like you...seriously...
Shei: i--i- um.. *blushing insanely*
Hidan: *smirks* you?
Shei: *flings her arms around him* i like you, too, Hidan-kunn!
Hidan: *blushes* good. so...umm...
Shei: *breaks hug* ?
Hidan: *takes off one of his Jashinist medalions* *puts it around her neck* its official, now. will you be my girlfriend, Shei-chan?
Shei: *nods* *kisses him tenderly*
Hidan: *kisses her back*
~~
Kakuzu: *growls*
Mianna: *sighs and rolls her eyes* *gives him a 10 doller bill* here. go buy yourself something nice.
Kakuzu: *pockets bill* fine.
Mianna: *smiles*
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Sasori: walks in the room* nice guys real nice.
Hidan: -breaks kiss.- you got a problem puppet boy?
Sasori: *intimadated* nope no problem at all
~~~
Kakuzu: You're lucky your practically family.
Mianna: -sticks tongue out-
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Hidan: good.
Shei: *blushing insanely*
Sasori: so you two are offially together, hmmm? *indicating pendant on Shei's neck*
Shei: *fingers it* *nods*
Sasori: ah, it was a matter of time...
Hidan: *smirks* and when did you become the "love doctor?"
Sasori: *laughing* never.
Shei: *also laughing*
~~
Mianna: i guess im supposed to take that as a compliment, Stiches?
*NOTE: 'Stiches' is the nickname that shei and mianna gave kakuzu a long time ago. he's used to it.*
Kakuzu: *rolls eyes* sure, whatever.
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Hidan: well this has been fun but I'm going to go find people to sacrifice.
Shei: Oh, I'm coming!
Hidan: Fine but hurry.
~~~
Mianna: -hugs-
Kakuzu: Please get off me.
Mianna: Have a heart stitches!
Kakuzu: I do It's right here -pulls out his heart-
Mianna: Dude how is that even possible?
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Kakuzu: i have 3 others, Mianna. its possible.
Mianna: ah...that does make sence, doenst it...
Kakuzu: *nods*
~~
Shei: *holds hidan's hand*
Hidan: *blushes* *kisses her on the forehead*
Shei: *blushes to death*
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Mianna: Well then... I'm going to go take a shower. see ya.
Kakuzu: Sorry about the door :sweatdropplz:
Mianna: It's fine i can fix it. -goes to the shower-
~~~
Hidan: I love you.
Shei:-Completely red- I love you too hidan...
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Mianna: *taking a shower*
~~
Hidan: *kisses her tenderly* good...
Shei: *blushing insanely* *kisses him again*
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-mianna gets out of the shower and gets dressed-
Mianna: -logs on to her laptop and opens akatsuki chatroom aka Red cluds-
Kakuzu: - well i told her to shut up
ANGELSNIGHTMARE has signed on
Mianna: well i just read your convo... intresting....
~~~
Hidan: -breaks kiss- come on lets go find some people to sacrifice. -takes shei hand-
Shei:-Still red-
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Kakuzu: ah, you read that...
Deidara: *rolles eyes* dont even ask, Mianna.
Mianna: fine i wont!
~~
*Hidan and Shei are randomly scacrificing people 
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Deidara: Well... this is.
Mianna: Akward?
Kakuzu: Damn you and your psycic abilities mianna!
Mianna: oh shut up stitches. or i'll blab to the whol akatsuki what youre thinking right now
Kakuzu: You wouldn't dare.
Mianna: -screams- KAKUZU WANT TO RIDE A PINK UNICORN THROUGH A FIELD OF WHITE FLOWERS!
~
Hi/shei: Still sacrificing people
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*later*
Shei: *walking back with hidan, both covered in blood*
Mianna: *sees them* oh that's nice. more rituals?
Shei: eh...um..
Hidan: well, ya see...
Mianna: *headpalm* that's not your blood, is it?
Shei: no...
Hidan: *looks down*
Mianna: eh, whatever.
Sasori: *walks in* time to make dinner!! wanna help, mianna-chan?
Mianna: *smiles* sure!
Shei: *smirks at them*
Hidan: *also smirks at them*
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In kitchen~
Mianna: okay so what are we cooking sasori?
Sasori: ummm how bout this? -points to a page in a recipe book-
Mianna: Good enough for me...
both -begin cooking-
~~
Shei: Awful friendly aren't they?
Hidan: yeah...
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Sasori/Mianna: *cooking*
~~
Hidan: ya dont think.
Shei: nawww...they're like brother/sister. plus, mianna has a crush on itachi.
Itachi: *comes up from behind them* who has a crush on me?
Shei: EEP! *covers mouth* um, n-no one!!
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Itachi: Come on shei, tell me.
Shei: No One likes you itachi!
Itachi: *tickles shei* are you going to tell me now?
Shei: *in between laughs* fine-haha- mianna!
Itachi -8stops tickling shei*
Shei: -claps her hand over her mouth-
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Itachi: *smirks* *looking over his shoulder at mianna* really?
Shei: *hand is still clamped over mouth* umm...maybe?
Itachi: *smirks again* well, ah...dont tell anyone...but i sorta think she's cute, too...
Shei: *takes her hand off her mouth* REALLY?! no joke?
Itachi: *nods* yeh. she's cool.
Shei: AWWW!!!! that's adorable
Hidan: that's disgusting...
Shei: *elbows him*
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~later at the next meal~
Mianna/Sasori: -Serve food-
Sasori: Enjoy!
Mianna: Yeah we worked really hard to make it nice, nyu
(note: just in case you havent figured it out nyu is kinda my thing.)
All: -Sitting at table-
Itachi: So Mianna...
Mianna: Yeah, itachi nyu?
Itachi: Wondering if you wanna maybe go for coffee tomorrow.
Mianna: _blushes- I would love to nyu....
Shei: AWE!!!!!
Hidan: Discusting....
Shei: -Elbows him again-
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lol, i love the love/hate relationship between me and hidan.
Hidan: *rubs arm* ow! *whispering* what was that for?
Shei: *whispering back* for being insensitive!
Hidan: shei, i hate to break it to ya, but im a jashinist!!
Shei: *rolls eyes* me too, that's not the point, oy!
Sasori: hey! no fighting at the table you 2! *gesturing to Shei and Hidan*
Shei: sorry, Sori-neesan.
Hidan: *rolls eyes and takes a bite of whatever they're eating*
i love how we made Sasori, like, the little sibling of this!! he's adorable!!
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Mianna: -Still blushing sits down and starts eating- nyu
Sasori: Peaceful...
Deidara: -blows up wall- It's never peaceful here un!
Kakuzu: I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!!
Mianna: Just anothe typical day, nyu...
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Shei: *giggles* yup. ah, just an average,
Mianna: ordinary,
Hidan: usual,
Kakuzu: normal,
Deidara: DAY IN THE AKATSUKI!
Pein: what is this, a musical?!
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Kakuzu: Apparently
Pein:...
Mianna: Oh come one were just having a little fun nyu.
Pein: i still cant believe i work with you maniacs...
shei/mi/hi/dei: Crack up-
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Pein: its true! *pours self some coffee*
Shei: *streaches* whatever. im going to bed.
Hidan: ive gotta do a ritual first, but me too.
Mianna: *chugs down a sake*
Shei: you sure you should be drinking this late?
Mianna: aw, who cares? and hey, you're the alchoholic!!
Shei: touche... well, g'nite! *goes to bed*
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Mianna: Gabes a bottle of sake and heads to her room night pein.
Pein: Hey don't get too drunk i dont need a girl with a hangover working tomorrow.
Mianna: -completely ignorant to what he just said drinks more-
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Pein: *headpalm* ugh...
~~
*NEXT MORNING*
Pein: *banging on Mianna's door* MIANNA! WAKE UP!
Mianna's voice: im up...mrgh....
Pein: get out of bed!
Mianna's voice: my effing head hurts!
Pein: i told you not to drink so much! it's your own damn fault!
Mianna: shuddup...
Shei: *walks over* whats the matter?
Pein: mianna's hung over.
Shei: jeez, i know what that's like...
Pein: *raises eyebrow*
Shei: i mean!! that was very irrisponsible of her!
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LOL
PEin: Since you deal with this alot go get her dressed...
Shei: But i don wanna
Pein: THATS AN ORDER
Shei: FIne -goes in to mianna's room-
Mianna: Sitting on the bed laughing.
Shei: What's so funny?
Mianna: I drink more often than you all think, i know how to hold my liqour and i'm basically immune to hangovers
Shei: Niice mianna nice
Mianna: I just put on that act to keep up my rep.
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Shei: mmhmm...get dressed buddy. *leaves*
Mianna: *smiles a little* *gets dressed*
Shei: *walking down the hallway* *bumps into Hidan*
Hidan: hey, shei-chan
Shei: oh! g'morning, hidan-kun
Hidan: *kisses her on the forehead*
Shei: *blushes*
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Hidan: come on lets get some breakfast.
Shei: *nods*
~
MIanna: *Emerges from her room and walks down the hallway casualy*
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Shei/Hi: *walk into the kitchen*
Sasori: *whistling, cooking pancakes*
Shei: *sits at the table* pancakes? whats the occasion?
Sasori: *whispers in Shei's ear* it's tobi's birthday.
Shei: really? i had no idea!!
Sasori: *nods*
Hidan: the little twerp has a birthday?
Shei: *laughs*
Sasori: *glares* yes, tobi has a birthday. and it's today. we're letting him take the day off. and im making his favorite. pancakes!!
Shei: ahhh...
Mianna: *enters* pancakes? i never taught you how to make pancakes, Sori-kun...
Sasori: i know! i taught myself!
Mianna: aw! thats awsome!
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~more poeple walk in~
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Mianna: Happy birthday tobi!
Kisame: yea-
Hidan: w/e
shei: Be NICE to him!
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Hidan: i will never ever be nice to him, shei.
Tobi: PANCAKES!!!!!!
Shei: yup. happy birthday!
Tobi: *hugs shei* thank you shei-senpai!
Shei: *smiles* aw, you're welcome
Hidan: *sticks toung out* *takes a bite of pancakes*
Sasori: so, what do you think?
Hidan: actually...these are pretty good...
Shei: *takes a bite* yeah, sori-kun!! these are awsome!! *eats some of itachi's*
Itachi: get ur own!!
Mianna: *giggles*
Itachi: *blushes*
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Mianna:*blushes*
Shei: continues to eat itachi's-
Itachi: i'm serious...
Shei: Well!
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Shei: *serves herself some pancakes* *sits between itachi and hidan*
Hidan: *finished his, so takes a bite of Shei's*
Shei: *pulls plate away* grrrrr.
Hidan: jeezz...fine, i'll get some more!!
Shei: *smiles* oy!!
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Mianna:-sits next to itachi and sasori- Nice job sasori.
Sasori: thanks.
Itachi: -whispers something to shei-
Shei: -blurts out: ITACHI!!!!-
Mianna: Not gonna ask...
Sasori: somethings are left unknown
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Itachi: *smirks* what??
Shei: *hits him playfully* thats not cool!
Itachi: *smirks*
Shei: *giggles*
Hidan: *comes back with more pancakes* *eats silently*
Kakuzu: well, someone is unusally quite today...
Mianna: yeah, Hidan, whats the matter?
Hidan: nothing...
Shei: *touches his arm gently* are you sure?
Hidan: *nods*
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Shei: well if you dont wanna say anything thats cool...
Mianna: -gets up and whispers something to kakuzu-
Kakuzu: Deal.
Mianna: Excellent.... kukuku
Shei: what?
Mianna: oh you'll find out later....
~Later~
-everyone is in the tv room-
Mianna: Okay you have to do it now while everyone is here...
Kakuzu: fine I will.
-gets up on the table-
Everyone may i have your attention.
-everyone looks-
Kakuzu: I like men. and penises make me happy. every time i see a vagina i throw up. that is all.
All: 0.o
Mianna: very good. here -hands him 20 dollars-
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All: *wtf face*
Kakuzu: i'll do anything for a twenty dollar bill...
Shei: whatever... *chugs down a bottle of sake*
Mianna: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
Shei: *hits her*
Mianna: oww...
Shei: *takes bottle off her lips* shit its empty..
Mianna: *grabs the empty bottle* YAY! TIME FOR A GAME!
Shei: what?
Mianna: SPIN THE BOTTLE/7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!!!!
Deidara: yay!!!!!! im all for that!
*NOTE! its is common knowledge that deidara is bi ^_^ *
Mianna: i knew you would be!
Sasori: ugh...must i?
Mianna: yes! everyone must play!
Kakuzu: what's in it for me?
Mianna: *gives him a 10 doller bill*
Kakuzu: okay im in.
*eventually, all agree to play*
Mianna: ME FIRST!!! *spins the bottle*
*SPIN SPIN SPIN*
*bottle lands on...
...
ZETSU!!*
Mianna: UAH!
Zetsu: oh...*gets up and walks in closet*
Mianna: *follows shakily* *whispering* dont eat me, dont eat me...
Shei: *closes door*
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Kakuzu: WHi wants to place bets?
Hidan: 10 bucks he eats her.
Shei 100 says he doesnt!
~~
In colset~
Zetsu: i'm not going to eat you.
Mianna: huh?
Zetsu: I'm not going to eat you.
Mianna: Oh, okay...
Zetsu: you dont have to kiss me either.
Mianna: its okay zetsu. -kisses him on teh cheek-
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