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Published: 2008-06-22 14:56:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1357; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 9
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Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver again,
Don't make me change my mind...
just my favorite crack pairings <33
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Deidara: ...*looks away to game*
Sasori: *silently leaves room*
Kisame: yup thats it...how about itachi-san?
Itachi: *shrugs* not really anything...
Shei: oh, shuddup, you have to be scared of something!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: I KNOW WHAT I KNOW WHAT!
Itachi: ... damn y must i tell stuff
Shei: OOOOH DO TELL!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Itachi: *clamps hand over mianna's mouth* you tell anyone and i will put you through 72 hours of tourcher.
Mianna: *muffled nonsence*
Shei: *laughing*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *licks itachi's hand*
Itachi: OMG SHE LICKED ME!!!!!
MIanna: He's Afraid of....
Itachi: Dont say it!!!!!
Mianna: Rubber ducks....
Itachi: 72 hour of tourture start now....
all: -cracking up-
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Itachi: *grabs mianna's hand*
Mianna: *sent spiraling into the genjutsu*
Itachi's voice: 72 hours of tourcher start now...
~~
Shei: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER, ITACHI???
Itachi: *shrugs* I keep my word.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: What are you going to do itachi, you've already made me face my nighhtmares once!
Itachi's voice: You'll see...
~~
Shei: YOU ARE A CRUEL PERSON
Itachi: How long did it take you to figure that out.
Hidan: Well you did put the girl your dating in 72 hours of torture... That's pretty harsh.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: oh shit...
~~
Shei: *attacks itachi to the ground* LET HER GO!
Itachi: make me
Shei: *glaring and gritting teeth* dont temp me...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: *getting ready to kill itachi*
Pein: REALESE HER NOW ITACHI!
Itachi: Fine.... *releases mianna from genjutsu*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: *glaring*
Mianna: *gasps* HOLY SHIT! *hugs shei*
Shei: hello....
Pein: itachi...follow me...
Itachi: oh shit...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!
Shei: Hugs her back* Its okay now...
Mianna: *shaking*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: leader-sama will take care of him, trust me...
Mianna: *hugs* okay.....
~~
Pein: *to itachi* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Itachi: *saying nothing* *glaring*
Pein: *slams hands down* SAY SOMETHING!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: He's not gonna hurt you anymore...
~~
Itachi: I DONT KNOW!!
Pein: God, Itachi, For her sake DONT KILL HER WITH NIGHTMARES! She's Quite frail!
Itachi *head desk*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: okay...*shudders*
Shei: umm....WHO WANTS TO CONTINUE THE GAME WHILE I GET MIANNA SOME SAKE?
~~
Pein: you are going to stay in your room today
Itachi: oh, leader, dont you think im a little old to be sent to my roo-
Pein: NOW!
Itachi: *surries off*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Kisame: Are you sure getting her drunk will make her feel better
Shei: Sake is the solution to anything!.... or just starts more problems in some case BUT still!
Hidan: What is wrong with you?
Shei: Everything *goes to get sake*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *breathing heavily and rocking herself back and forth*
Kisame: *gently hugs her, being like family to all of them*
Mianna: *clings to him* kisa-kunn...
Kisame: *comforting her*
Hidan: ...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: *comes back with 2 bottles of sake*
Mianna: *is being held by kisa*
Hidan: *doesnt care*
Shei *Opens a bottle and gives it to mianna* Here you'll feel better.
Mianna: *takes the bottle* *nods and drinks*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hidan: well, this has been fun, but I'm going to go to bed now.
Shei: *gets up and hugs him*
Hidan: *smiles* goodnight, shei-chan. *kisses her lightly*
Shei: *kisses back* *breaks kiss* g'nite.
Hidan: *leaves*
Shei: *goes back to comforting mianna, who is drinking*
Mianna: *sipping sake*
Kisame: *also comforting mianna*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: Thanks guys *smiles*
Kisame: well now we know how to fix her problems...
Shei; I TOLD YOU SAKE WOULD WORK!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: mianna-neechan, we should go to bed now.
Mianna: *nods and stands shakily*
Kisame: goodnight, guys!
Shei: *nods* night!
Mianna: *hugs him* g'nite!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna/Shei: *walk back to their room*
Shei: SO you feel any better?
Mianna: Yeah..
Shei: So what did he even do to you in the genjutsu?
Mianna: Perez hilton cd...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: oh GOD THAT ASS! *
Mianna: im okay now...wanna c who's online?
Shei: *shrugs* sure
DarkRose9021 has signed on
BLaCkMa!lg!rL4040 has signed on
BLaCkMa!lg!rL4040: who's online?
Jashinist666: me...
MoneyMan778: and me...
TOBIISAGOODBOY: and TOBI!
DarkRose9021: hey guys.
MoneyMan778: hey.
TOBIISAGOODBOY: hello mianna-chan and shei-chan!
Jashinist666: hey mianna-san, shei-chan.
BLaCkMa!lg!rL4040: yo yo yiggady yo!
DarkRose9021: *headpalm*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
BLaCkMa!lg!rL4040: what?
Jashinist666: pst nothing
MoneyMan778: *counting money*
TOBIISAGOODBOY: Is that all kakuzu does?
DarkRose9021: Pretty much...
MoneyMan778: NO! I go to bars n stuff....
TOBIISAGOODBOY: Kakuzu!
Jashinist666: ANd you dont take me?!
BLaCkMa!lg!rL4040: Pft i couldnt picture you at a bar
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Jashinist666: me?
BLaCkMa!lg!rl4040: yea u
Jashinist666: AND WHY NOT??
DarkRose9021: isnt it against your religion or something?
Jashinist666: only if it's like a strip bar or something...kakuzu????
MoneyMan778: ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT D<
Jashinist666: its cuz ur gay, isnt it?
MoneyMan778: NOT AT ALL! it just costs too much, okay?
Jashinist666: riiiiight...
Uchiha_Itachi just signed on
DarkRose9021: oh GUESS WHO IT F***IN IS?!
Uchiha_Itachi: mi-chan...im sorry...
DarkRose9021: I BET YOU ARE!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
BLaCkMa!lg!rl4040: BREAK IT UP YOU 2!
Jashinist666: If Your gonna fight do it in person. Much more fun
BLaCkMa!lg!rl4040: NOT HELPING HERE!
MoneyMan778: *gets popcorn and watches fight*
*Darkrose9021: Signed off*
Uchiha_itachi: I Said i was sorry!
BLaCkMa!lg!rl4040: Be afraid, she holds grudges...
Uchiha_itachi: WHA-
Uchiha_Itachi Has been disconnected
All: *Hear Itachi scream*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
BLaCkMa!lg!rl4040: shit shit shit!! i g2g!
BLaCkMa!lg!rl4040 signed off
MoneyMan778: we should do something
Jashinist666: fiiiine....
Jashinist666 signed off
Moneyman778 signed off
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *is beating itachi's face in*
Itachi: *under restraint so he cant fight back*
Mianna: NOT SO MIGHTY NOW! EH?
Shei: *runs in and pull mianna off itachi*
Hidan: *Comes in* AW WE MISSED THE ACTION KAKUZU!
Kakuzu: No need for this camera now...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: you guys are sick...
Hidan: *kisses her* but that's why u love meh.
Shei: *blushing* um--we--uh..yeah...
Mianna: *glaring at itachi*
Itachi: *rubbing face* owww..
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *struggling to get out of shei's grip*
Shei: No, your going going anywhere
Itachi: She's got a good punch i can tell you that much...
Mianna: *glaring*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Itachi: look, i warned you what would happen, didnt i?
Mianna: *still glaring but stops strugling*
Itachi: it wasnt funny...well, not to me... i asked you not to and you disobeyed...
Shei: he brings up some valuable points...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: I do what i do for reasons that cant be explained. *whispers to itachi* I know thats not what you fear most*
Itachi: *picks up on what she did*
Shei: still, mianna...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: okay okay, everything is totally my fault! god i hate living here! *walks out of room and slams door*
Shei: ... *blinks*
Itachi: *looks away...sad*
Hidan: whats the matter, itachi-san?
Itachi: nothing...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *Goes back to her room* *very angsty* *pulls out her voodoo dolls and some pins*
~~
Hidan: okay whatever...
Shei: You sure?
Itachi: mmhm...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *stabbing voodoo dolls*
~~
Itachi: *walking* OW! *grabs neck* what the hell?
Hidan: ahha, what? OWWWW! *grabs knee*
Shei: is this an epidemic? *grabs arm* OWCH!!!!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *Whispers something to the voodoo doll of itachi*
~
Itachi: I AM A TOOL. I HAVE NO FRIENDS.
Shei: *Laughs* OUCH! *holding her ankle*
Hidan: Accually im enjoying this really its quite relaxing
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *plays with voodoo dolls of hidan and shei*
~~
Hidan: *gets up* what the--*grabs shei's ass*
Shei: EEP! *turns around* HIDAN!
Hidan: I DIDN--
Shei: *smacks him*
Hidan: *rubs face* what??
Shei: i didn--
Itachi: I LIKE MEN!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: Well that was fun while it lasted... wait one last thing *tells the itachi doll to confess his feelings*
~~
Itachi: MY FEELING FOR MIANNA is that of the intensity of 1000 white hot suns *clamps hand over mouth*
~
Mianna: Herd him scream it* Ahh music to my ears...
~
Shei: Omg.....
Hidan: *looks at itachi funneh* WHAT?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *puts dolls away* okay, im going to bed...
~~
Shei: so you DO like mianna!! HA I KNEW IT!
Itachi: no... i bet it was just mianna and her creepy dolls
Hidan: wheut?
Shei: *blinks*
Itachi: you didnt know about those?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: No, I didnt...
Itachi: Yes she has these creepy doll that she used on a mission ones. she kept poking them with needles...
Shei: THANKS ITACHI! *runs to mianna's room*
Hidan: So do you really like her?
Itachi: Just a little....
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: MIANNAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *POed*
Mianna: oh shi-- *hides dolls*
Shei: WHERE ARE THE VOODOO DOLLS???
Mianna: what?
~~
Hidan: so you gave her 72 hours of tourcher...why now?
Itachi: ...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: DONT PLAY AROUND WITH ME MIANNA!
Mianna: I'm not playin around what the fuck are you talking about?
Shei: *Searching room for dolls* I know theyre here!
Mianna: Shei, How much have you drank to day?
~~~
HIdan: well?
Itachi: well, its just i-
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: *frantically searching* GIMME THE DOLLS!!
Mianna: *hand signs* *sends shei flying against a wall*
Shei: AUGHH!! *bam* oww...erg, what was that for??
Mianna: for annoying the crap outta me
Shei: i...cant move!
Mianna: no shit. now, get the fuck out of my room
Shei: *glares* *falls to ground and walks out of room*
Mianna: *lays on bed* that was close...
~~
Itachi: i...really like her a lot...but...i didnt want anyone to know...
Hidan: so...you tourcher her?
Itachi:...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: *knows she has the dolls*
~~
Hidan: ?
Itachi: I didnt want to look weak in front of the others.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hidan: well, you're just brilliant, arncha.
Itachi: *glares*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *examining the itachi doll* Why....
~~
Shei: *arrives back with itachi and hidan*
Hidan: Did you find em?
Shei: No you must be paranoid or something.
Itachi: *nods*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mianna: *sighs* *puts doll away and goes to sleep*
~~
Shei: *walks to room and goes to bed*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
THE NEXT MORNING!!!
Mianna: *walks down stair (fully dressed)*
Shei/pein/konan/tobi: *in the kitchen talking*
Mianna: wonder what they are saying.....
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: *whispering* really?? you...you want to make ME a leader??
Pein: yes. but...there's something you need to know first... *looks at tobi*
Tobi: *nods and takes shei's hand* *pulls her into other room*
Shei: *follows confused...*
*IN OTHER ROOM*
Tobi: *takes off mask* i am...
Shei: *gasps* M--Madara--Uchiha...
Madara: *nods*
Shei: whoa....
Madara: *smirks*
~~
Mianna: *watching all this* hmm...*cant hear them*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Shei: Very cool.
Madara: *puts his mask back on*
~~\
Mianna: *contemplating what they could be talking about*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Tobi: *take's shei's hand and skips out* LA LA LA LA LA!
Shei: *giggles*
~~
Mianna: omg...its tobi...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*Tobi,shei,konan, and pein continueto talk*
~~
Mianna: *runs away knowing that what she saw she cant tell anyone*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
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