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ZacharyRichards — SAM AND MAX FREELANCE POLICE
Published: 2010-05-31 03:02:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2230; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 12
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He always is, in someway or another. Guess hes just smug about having a bigger gun than Max.
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Ah, yes.
And the fact that he's taller than him, stronger than him, is able to answer the phone...
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Max can answer the phone. I mean if someone like me could, I bet he could. I mean if Im anything LIKE him its usually not anything nice or smart to say over the phone. I mean my uncle who is just like Sam checks the messages. I never do. i just look at the big, red, flashing number 25 until he presses the check messages button.
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But do you always lose in a race to the phone when it rings? @XD@
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OH YEAH! It hurts too! he once kicked me down the stairs just to get it. We fit em both so well. I have all the comics of sam and max, the games, the cartoon, shirt, hat, the works! I mean Im the small, violent, rude, gross, food loving whatever I am and he is a 6 foot sumthing tall guy who loves suits, smells weird, eats the oddest things, talks with big words and always uses the weirdest analogies.
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It's like destiny. How cosmic.
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Whooo! Cosmic! Sounds psycadelic! Or Bodatious. Or Tubeular. Radical? Shell-Shocked?(wait that last one doesnt work)... Man I gotta stop watching american asian turtles on skateboards.
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Or how about groovy? Damn, I should cut down on superhero earthworms in supersuits.
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