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As Dean Kessler and Jack Claussen take a walk down memory lane, the professor recalls a fraternity stunt they once pulled on their college rivals, the Omegas. Meanwhile, Stanley Pitt, who is very drunk and very randy, goes for a walk on his own and soils a few exhibits.

Author’s note: I usually don’t write stories about stone statues, and this is probably as close as I’ll ever get to one. In this instance, the "statues" are beauty contestants placed in suspended animation and permanently coated in a gleaming white porcelain finish.

Description

As Dean Kessler and Jack Claussen take a walk down memory lane, the professor recalls a fraternity stunt they once pulled on their college rivals, the Omegas. Meanwhile, Stanley Pitt, who is very drunk and very randy, goes for a walk on his own and soils a few exhibits.

Author’s note: I usually don’t write stories about stone statues, and this is probably as close as I’ll ever get to one. In this instance, the "statues" are beauty contestants placed in suspended animation and permanently coated in a gleaming white porcelain finish.