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Published: 2018-05-22 00:07:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 55225; Favourites: 2988; Downloads: 65
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Someone was wondering what would happen if someone picked up Sans around Papyrus and tried to walk off with him, which prompted this quick silly doodle. Sans only gets carried when he wants to get carried.
Sans, Papyrus, Dogaressa (c) Undertale: like most monsters sans has a "home" which is just a point in 3d space, and he'll patrol a certain radius around that point, now if you do a trick called "sans raising" by entering and exiting a room then
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Only those who are worthy can carry Sans, mainly only Paps
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murdering sans in his sleep would be tricky unless...
Β you want to walk the ketchup line. XD oof.
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It's easy to murder Sans. You just need to get a whole bunch of ravens and leave them in his sentry stations (all of the stations, just in case).
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You mean his "napping" stations. My correction aside this plan seems foul not in execution no doesn't sound like it's down to earth.
Those ravens wouldn't have a bone to peck with Sans even if they were rabid. Would probably have to train them to flock on skeleton.
If I supposedly wanted Sans dead he'd be clawstrophobic at worse at best he'd be dancing with each separate dying ember upon the floor.
oof.
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That had me scrabbled for a bit but i'm a back at beak performance. lmao.
oof I don't have very many puns left in my craw, shouldn't try to chock on my words. lmao.
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I hope you have few left in stork. I have a whole crane-full waiting. Your first shot left me feeling kind of emu 'cuz I couldn't keep up, but if you have the gull to quit now, then I guess I win.
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I was gonna go for a cheep shot, but I'm eggercising my restraint on a dis track. XDΒ I'm eggtremely humbled I ran that far on crow/raven puns.
It would really be pushing the crowbar for me but I'd defiantly go 'nother round of unboxing match of being punny. lmao
and I'll hand you the baton for being such a good sport. X'D
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yus papyrus would greatly disappointed XD
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One bad thing when being a dog helping out with a few skeletons XDΒ
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What I find funniest about this is that the question was clearly wondering how Papyrus would react to Sans being kidnapped, and here we see he's *totally oblivious* to it. XD
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What would happen if she picked up a sleeping Papyrus...with Sans near...
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Then she would have a bad time Β
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Ahaha I guessed that lol
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I can't tell if Sans did that consciously or unconsciously...
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Someone moves Sans
Β Β U WOT M8
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Love how Paps didn't notice anything. Sans was just like, "I may be resting, but I ain'tΒ sleeping." XD Great job, I love this
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I think this is the definition of Sans quick teleportation skills even if heβs asleep.
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Wait why is this comment flagged as spam
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What would happen if Asgore was pet like a Goat in a petting zoo?
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That would be awesome
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please stop. You should get a job from killme.com instead. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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She just wanted the bone boy!
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So sans has better bones than papyrus???Β
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I think it is because he was asleep, so easier prey.Β
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He's smol, maybe the bones are thicker?
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(yawn) had the strangest dream, brother... something about being snagged by a dog for whatever reason.
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is she gonna bury him alive or what? lol
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was she gonna eat him?!?
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no, maybe gnaw on him a bit, become his mother, kidnapping, task from undyne, there are numerous possibilities
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he does need a mum!Β i hope thats what she planin on doin 030
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