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Alphys: Are you calling me fat?
Gaster: Well no, but actually yes.
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"It's just the vast amount of thick flesh all over your body!"
Gaster wtf
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Gaster's horrible when it comes to talking to anyone.
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"No, it's just the vast amounts of thick flesh you have all over your body."
why gaster why
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Gaster! She's a LADY and LADIES are often insulted when they feel someone is calling them fat. Are you just not around females that much?
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He's just being his analytical self, lol.
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Gaster would probably be pretty damn light as he has neither flesh, organs or muscles (which weigh A LOT).
It probably would be pretty easy to lift a full skeleton for even a weak person.
But to lift someone with so much flesh all over the body, plus a large tail, even if that said someone is small, would be vastly difficult for a skeleton that probably doesn't weigh more than a few kilos.
No offense, Alphys
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I read in a text book that the average human adult has a skeleton weighing 25 pounds. But Gaster is a monster and monsters are made out of mostly magic and dust. So he probably weighs a bit closer to 10 pounds if that.
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I'm not sure how much that is, we use kilograms instead of pounds here.
*googles weight converter*
Huh, 11 kg and 4,5 kg. That's not much, but probably still heavy enough that I can't lift it. Well, I would be able with 4 kg, but I'm not sure about 11 kg...
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Why not? A child weights about 20-30 kg and mothers can carry them around
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Yeah, I can never really fathom that.
I can't really hold children or babies unless they're newborn.
I just don't know how to hold an older baby
Not because I don't like babies, but because I'm afraid I'll hold them wrong or drop them...
Like in Friends when Rachel is asked to hold Ben and she just holds him under the armpits so he dangles...XD Totally me
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Alphys you're not fat, you're Thick. Which can mean excess amount of muscular build rather than squishy rolls of fat.
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What Gaster meant to say : You weigh more than I may be able to handle, because you don't just have bones so you would have more weight than me to handle.
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She probably would still take offense in that XD
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can i see normal head to read his expressions pleaaaaaaaaaaase?
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