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Published: 2016-02-01 04:50:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2840; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 6
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When you break down exactly what's going on in the opening battle of Shining Force 2, it's actually pretty darn silly. BEAT GHOSTS TO DEATH WITH YOUR WOODEN WEAPONS, CHILDREN!Shining Force 2 is an old Strategy RPG on the SEGA Genesis, for you youngin's and uninitiated
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Awesome!!!
They said Bowie's dad is a carpenter, so his wooden swords are SPECIAL.... yeah XD
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The power of his father's love seeped into the wood and protected him from the ghosts! It sounds very Harry Potter-ish, only instead of "we die to protect our son with our love!" its more "Hey, honey, check out this really sweet toy sword I made for little Bowie!... What? No it's not dangerous! He won't hurt himself!... Oh yeah!? I bet this will save his life some day! ... YES THIS STICK OF WOOD! YES, IT IS THAT AMAZING. I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS TOY! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
And then Bowie found out later that he could only hold 4 items and tossed it away
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In reality, there would be a third panel where the Gizmo double-hit-kills Bowie. Because his defence is the worst in that battle. Sarah is literally the best character in battle one statistically.
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Maybe that's why sneaking into the castle and starting the adventure is all Sarah's idea in the first place - she's got the starter stats to back up her cockiness
Then she becomes a Master Monk and her and Peter save the world together~
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Omg, you're my new favorite artist for the week :0
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Ahhaahahaa. It is. That is actually hilarious and so true.
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I like to imagine Bowie is actually just over-excited the entire game and they cut all his lines because nobody could take him seriously
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