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for valery, because she wanted to know. I managed to dredge up n' convert an old video Kitten pie, usually done with some sort of wild bird is an old tradition going back to medieval England, which also gave us the poem 'Four and Twenty Blackbirds'. This is how it is done:

Step 1: You will need to make some pie pastry. It doesn't have to be particularly good pastry as you are not going to eat it. (If you are planning to... ummmn yeeaaah.) You can find many good recipes online, but you should know how to make your own.

Step 2: You will need some kittens, of course. NOTE: it is important that these are *young* kittens, preferably before the eyes open. This is because this trick requires something that is not going to move about. Other suitable candidates are mice, most birds, the quieter rodents (Not rats.) and small lizards.

Step 3: Line the pie dish with pastry, place your kittens in it and quickly cover them with the remaining pastry. Cut the edges off to suit (Personally I like to pinch the edges shut to make it look nice.) Don't forget to make airholes, they do not have to be very large.

Step 4: There are two ways to 'cook' the pie. The traditional way is to Turn the grill up to maximum and place the pie as close to it as your oven will allow until the pastry is browned. This works very well since the air inside the pie acts as an insulator. if you feel mean about putting kittens in an oven you can just use a propane torch to brown it instead. If you are not experienced with doing this, I really suggest you try a few experimental empty pies first.

The result? A pie that looks just like normal until you open it up. If done right, your friends will not believe what you have done. (As I said, this was done with birds, which would fly away when the pie was opened.)

a very memorable dish.

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for valery, because she wanted to know. I managed to dredge up n' convert an old video Kitten pie, usually done with some sort of wild bird is an old tradition going back to medieval England, which also gave us the poem 'Four and Twenty Blackbirds'. This is how it is done:

Step 1: You will need to make some pie pastry. It doesn't have to be particularly good pastry as you are not going to eat it. (If you are planning to... ummmn yeeaaah.) You can find many good recipes online, but you should know how to make your own.

Step 2: You will need some kittens, of course. NOTE: it is important that these are *young* kittens, preferably before the eyes open. This is because this trick requires something that is not going to move about. Other suitable candidates are mice, most birds, the quieter rodents (Not rats.) and small lizards.

Step 3: Line the pie dish with pastry, place your kittens in it and quickly cover them with the remaining pastry. Cut the edges off to suit (Personally I like to pinch the edges shut to make it look nice.) Don't forget to make airholes, they do not have to be very large.

Step 4: There are two ways to 'cook' the pie. The traditional way is to Turn the grill up to maximum and place the pie as close to it as your oven will allow until the pastry is browned. This works very well since the air inside the pie acts as an insulator. if you feel mean about putting kittens in an oven you can just use a propane torch to brown it instead. If you are not experienced with doing this, I really suggest you try a few experimental empty pies first.

The result? A pie that looks just like normal until you open it up. If done right, your friends will not believe what you have done. (As I said, this was done with birds, which would fly away when the pie was opened.)

a very memorable dish.