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Published: 2009-08-19 15:30:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 13229; Favourites: 231; Downloads: 59
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...no colors...WHAT!!!I'm tired!!! X_X And I know I phailed somewhere horiblly...But...at least itsa comic
...WHO WANTS TO COLOR IIIIIIIIIIIT????
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-_-...HOW many times do I have to SAY it.HE is wearing PAAAAAASTE
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lulwat? PAAAAAASTE? And how did this Earth-worm filth find its way onto the mighty Zim!?!
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Haven't you watched "The wettening"?
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Hmm... I suppose your nonsense is indeed canon... Carry on.
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I think Zim will be more concerned about the burning from the water than the fact he can't swim. Other than that this is a cute comic.
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The artist at the end looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAII! I know that's totally irrelevant but I had to point that out.........I......like......TACOS!!!
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[Next day at skool]
Dib: [stomps into classroom and shoves note into Zim's face] I don't know what happened that you had to "carry me to my bed," but I'm not owing YOU anything Lizard! [tears up note, throws the pieces around, some landing in his hair, and goes to sit at his desk]
(You remember the Jippii rp? 
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Zim: [sits there speechless and a bit paranoid,but then finally snaps and growls and points at Dib and gets up from his seat]What!HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY NOTING TREAT LIKE THAT!!!You should be THANKFULL to my conscience for allowing to do so!!!There were filthy maniacs at night...EVERYWHERE!!!AND NOW YOU GO RIPPING?!
(Oh yea I rememberrrrr!!! )
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Dib: [gets up on his desk] I don't care about the maniacs I AM ONE LIZAAAARD! [insane face]
[goes back to a normal frown] And for all I know you probably caused whatever happened anyway - so I owe you nothing. [sticks his tongue out]
(
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Zim: [does a little paranoid look when Dib turns into a maniacish one]
[glares daggers at the other]Perhaps it was my mistake to take you there.I should have let you just lie in the dirt that you are!Clean this mess up you pig-monkey![throws the ripped note pieces at the other,which land all over the class]
Kid: preety snowwwwwww...
Ms Bitters:[goes from reading her book on how to teach to point at Dib]Dib!The lesson hasn't started yet!Clean this mess up
(maniac Dib just made me laugh XDDD)
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Dib: [frowns and grabs a broom] Well I would have rather slept in the dirt than be touched by your [makes wiggle fingers] alien-y hand-claw thingys.
[shudders and sweeps the paper to his desk where no one ever looks] [sits down with a hmph]
(
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Zim: Yessss well I am normal so you should be proud to be touched byanything similar of Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim -3-
[kids look at Zim a wee disturbed]
Zim: O_o what?What did I...errrr...THE DIB LIEEEEES!!![points at Dib]
Kids: Oooooh![goes back to theyr own busyness as Zim gives Dib a glare]
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Dib: [glares back at Zim for a moment before suddenly crossing his eyes]
(Darn kids! One of these days! )
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Zim: [blinks his eyes wide open at the other's sudden expression change as his eyes go a little sad-confused and smiles a bit]what on irk /8D...
(I remember thiiiiiis I knew yer gonna do that I'm psychych )
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Bitters: ZIM! DIB! STOP FLIRTING!
Now everyone turn to page 56 and read about how there will soon be a black hole that will form and engulf the entire galaxy, leaving no survivors.
Dib: [lifts an eyebrow at what Bitters said, but quickly obeys the demon's orders and turns to the page in his book]
( )
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[as soon as Dib slowly gets onto the page,Zim remembers something as an evil,mysterious smile grew on the other's face,causing Dib's "Zim-Is-smirking" sense tingling,causing his scythe lock to wiggle for a nano-second and looking at Zim,but the irken was already looking at him with the evil smirk and just waved to the human in a some sort of greeting,or just trying to play innocent.For sure,that left Dib confused,but when the boy finally turned the page,the page was not only missing,but a very creepy and scary worm attacks Dib's face,causing him to fall backwards]
Zim: [snorts in his hands,trying not to let out any evil laughs to make the drooling children to suspect anything]
Bitters: DIB QUIT BEING ATTACKED!This is the fifth time this week!
(Ok so we can use Bitters at times,can't we? Sorry if I took some of Dib's actions here but I had to do it or there would be no such scene
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(Oh gods! )
Dib: AAAAAAH! VAMPIRE WORM! [struggles with it for a moment, then gets a good grip on it and throws it to the floor]
[dashes out of the class room] SEN CODE 12! CODE 12! I NEED SOME GARLIC! IUGHIVUFIHEFJVIOPOJGI - [voice drifts off into the distance]
(She hates me - Dib because he looks like Squee doesn't she!? 
(That's Ok... 
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Zim: HOW DARE YOU DASH OUT AND AVOID ME LAUGHING AT yOU QUETLLY!!!![gets up and runs after the boy with the worm in his hand]COME BACK AND FACE YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
( HAH!You! >8D...actually Bitters thinks Dib is really annoying.There are proof everywhere in the show XDDDD...Poor you 
( )
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Dib: [back tracks holding up a Membrane bat (bat in the shape of his Dad)] GET OUTTA THE WAY ZIM! OR YOU ARE GOING DOWN WITH THAT WORM TOO!
(Now both of us are getting detention! 
(Sometimes I wonder though... Squee never talked in class, yet she still found reasons to hate him. 
( )
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Zim: [stops to send Dib a confused look]...I'm not IN your way.I'm going after you to make you suffer the worm suffering...[holds the worm to show it to Dib like a child holding a kitty]
(YAY!
( this smiley is about to be grabbed by hands!
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Dib: Well then drop the worm Ziim, 'cause there's only one way to take out a vamp-worm, [swings bat in a warning] and I'm crushing it whether your claws are in the way or not.
(Er.. yes... I suppose. )
( XDDD)
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Zim: [stares at Dib for a second blankly with his mouth missing and a little squee in the background sound]...[points hysterically]YOU'RE LYING!!!!1
The worm: EEEEEH!!!!
Zim: AAAAAAAAH!!!!
(I thought u hated doom 
(poor smiley XDDDDDD)
(Oh god poor Zim)
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Dib: Um... uh... [not sure what to do as he watches Zim run around flailing his arms]
[Devil appears on his left shoulder, Angel on his right]
DibDevil: WHACK-A-ALIEN!!
DibAngel: You'll get detention if you hit Zim in skool... do it after skool.
Dib: Neither one of you is helping!! [they disappear]
[Dib watches Zim for another moment then dashes in and grabs the tail of the worm and throws it down the hall]
[raises bat over his head] CHAAAAARGE!! [runs toward wiggling worm with an evil grin on his face]
(Hate is such a strong word... I prefer dislike. 
( )
(This happens all time, he's used to it. XD)
(Like Dib is used to getting arrested by the police for random stuff.)
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Zim: [doesn't notice that the worm is gone for 10 more seconds]THE HORRIBLLE WORM!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!!!IT'S ON MY HEAD!!!![grabs a random hall-pass checker]MY SUPERIOR NORMAL HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Checker: Hall-pass please even though I need to be in classs and no more trash-can covering on my please thank you
Zim:...[kicks him into the trashcan and closes it and then then locks it all up and then posts a stamp on it and writes adress on it"anywhere but here" so it wouldn't stop travelling and as a random mail truck bursts through the walls,Zim throws the trashcan into the mail-truck and the mail-truck drives away,being droved by a gorrilla that can deliver mail but can't drive well]...Where was I...?Oh yeah I was attacked by the now missing worm...[about to yell but then eyes go wide and touches his head all over,to find out the worm is missing]Hey,It's gone! Victory!...But...Errrrr....[looks through the empty halls]Errrr...Yep.Back to class[goes there]
[meanwhile Dib Vs. Worm the worm has Dib locked up in his locker and the worm is wearing his shirt,jacket and glasses and has a wig with hair like Dib's]
( Strong worrrrrd[muscleman])
(Awww used to it :3)
(yeah like breathing)
(OMT I had thought of that too!!!About the angel and the devil a long time ago!
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(It's on! )
[But neither Zim or the worm know that Dib gets locked in his locker a lot.. so he's developed a secret escape tunnel in it.. 
[He quickly kicks open the door and crawls through the secret passage]
[In the cafeteria an air vent falls off and Dib gets out and runs back toward the hall way, being quiet this time]
Hm? 
I'm sure Zim won't mind me... taking a look around his lair while he's at skool with the worm.
(It's one of my favorite concepts.
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(
[when Dib walks away,some people sees him in the streest]
A woman: Eek!Shouldn't this boy be in school?
A man with mustache: I say!He should then why is he HERE on the streets...?
A boy(shouldn't he be in school too,lol?): unless...He's not a child!!!
A baby: Yes!The who it is?
A woman:Look at him,he has no shirt on!
.......................
Everyone: A STRIPPER!!!
(ffff xDDD Zim would enjoy this)
(I wonder what Zim's angel and Devil would be XD)
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( )
Turkeyneck: Stripper!? [pokes head out of trash can] The lad fr'm bef're 'as becum a stripper? [runs toward Dib leaving a trail of turkey feathers]
Dib: You!
Turkeyneck: Aye me! Come back to my place, laddie, an' strip fo' me!
[scopes up Dib and runs into the shadows with him]
Dib: AAAAAaaaa... Oh what's the point? [pouts]
(
(The same, both eeeeevil.
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(doh 
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No trouble, I can tell what you meant. 
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(Water buuuurns!!!
Gir: [was there and saw the whole thing while trying to eat a mail-box]...[goes back to trying to eat it]
meanwhile
Zim:[is in class and everyone is outside enjoying the recess while looking at the worm in Dib's seat with a little disguisted look]The Dib is running shirtless somewhere...[turns to the wall and puts his cheek into his palm in a bored way]
[siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh] ]
...wonder where is he...
[remembers the new feeze weapon he upgraded to gir and gets eager of did GIR freezed a chalk of soap that Zim left for him]
[it went like this]:
Zim:Gir I just created...Okay...bought you a new weapon so you could not be a trashcan and help me freeze the city [puts the chip inside of GIR's head]
Gir: A marshmallow was pink
Zim: [closes the head and pulls out a chalk of soap from his pocket and lays it down before GIR]Gir,I want this chalk too be freezed
Gir:
Zim: [sends Gir a confused look and points at the chalk again]freeze,Gir.Use your weapon
Gir: Why taco...?
Zim: .............
Gir: [just stares at it]
Zim: [looks at the clock and knows it's time for school] I must leave to the suffering building of horror,Gir.That soap better be freezed when I get back[goes away and shuts the door closed behind him]
Gir:.....[pops in a popsicle stick into the soap and begins eating it]
*****8back to reality******
Zim: [calls in for Gir]
Gir: Yes my master!
Zim: Gir...[sighs]have you freezed the soap yet...?
Gir: .......Yes
Zim:...you didn't actually,did you?
Gir: I was busy poping a stick into it and then going to see the squiirel and...
[tells everything what he had done after poping the stick and Zim has his two palms covering his eyes]
...and then seeing Dib being grabbed by a turky-man,and...
Zim: [pops out from his palms] Turkey-man? /8|
Gir: Yes!He be all like":iconnosebleegrinplz:" and ran away with Dib being all like" "...
Zim:...
Gir: [nods]very
Zim: What!No revolting human dares to make MY,/i> enemy suffer without me seeing it!Gir,send me his coordinates[closes the holographone after Gir going "okkeedokee" and gets up and about to leave but Bitters stops him]
Bitters:Where are you going Zim?
Zim: Miss Bitters,I apologise but my presense is required somewhere else...outside the scool walls and the whole school
Bitters: Zim,you already had enough of out-going...
Zim: But...!
Bitters: ALREADY LOTS OF THEM!
Zim:...can I...?
Bitters: nO you can't.Be silence and be sad now.You already got a detention so NO
Zim:...Can I have a night detention?After I'm finished what am I suppose to do,I'll come back here for a night!
Bitters: No,you already did have lots of those,too...
Zim:[sits there and pouts and growls]
[bing!
Bitters: Don't forget to cry...
Zim:[nods]
[Zim's hologram appears on his seat and Ms.Bitters isn't looking]
Zim: [runs into the direction to where Dib is being taken]THAT HUMANOIIID OF PARANOIIID!!!
(HANDS OFF OF DIB!He's ZIIIIM'S!!!
([looks up]...wow...I sure blabered lots of suckishness and boring things 
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(Then what do I use to put the fire out!? 
[Turkeyneck's apartment place-thingy]
Dib: This place is still a dump. [looks around, wrapped in a blanket and sitting on Turkey's couch]
Turkey: Tea fr'm the M'therland! [sets tray down on the living room table]
This be an old Irish recipe, doncha know. [slurps his tea loudly]
Dib:... Well at least he has his... coat closed. [looks at the tea suspiciously then reaches for a cookie]
Turkey: [BUUUUUUURP!]
Dib: [drops the cookie in surprise O_O]
Turkey: So laddie... to businesssss... 'ave a cookie.
Dib: [takes another one and eats it, keeping an eye on Turkey]
Turkey: 'Ow much do ya ch'rge?
Dib: For what?
Turkey: Fo' strippin' o' course! Name yo price laddie.
Dib:... so you're going to pay me to see me take my clothes off in front of you?
Turkey: Tha's the idea Laddie! [throws his hands up into the air and his tea cup flies out of his hand and smashes into the wall]
Dib: Um... I'm not a stripper.. a bully stole my shirt...
Turkey: Ah, a shy laddie! I'll tell yo whut - I'll give ya $20 if you touch [opens his coat] me neck meats.
Dib: O_o Um... no... Thanks for the tea and stuff... [runs to the door and tries to open it]
Turkey: Lemme rephrase... I'll open the door... if you touch me neck meats.
Dib:... [looks at him suspiciously] That's all right? Just touch those... necks, right, and you'll let me go?
Turkey: Aye.
Dib: [bites his lip and steps forward, slowly reaching out] [he pulls his hand back at the last moment and frowns] Well it could be worse Dib... [reaches out again]
(
(Ah. You remember Turkeyneck! He was such a minor character, but he made me laugh the most of the supporting characters.
(It's not blabber if it helps the story along! Humanoid of Paranoid! I'm going to have to remember that one.
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(
[suddenlly a wall explodes in a shape of an irken invader sign,but it's too small,so it explodes again in a simple round hole and Zim pops out of there,scratching his head] have to work on those holes...[enters inside to see Dib and turkeynek]... HANDS OFF OF MY SWORN ENEMY!!!
(Oh Zim Turkeyneck does not HAVE any hands on Dib XDDD)
(I remember every character from IZ.I remembre the part when Dib opened the door and it closed and Dib entered the room all dizzy...that part made me feel sorry for Dib but I laughed so hard XDDD.It was an accident,correct?
(YaY!:iconcookielaplz:And yessss Zim's a poet and didn't know! XD...Gir...yep...Being Girish ol GIR XD.GIR!Unhand that weapon!!!! D: < )
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Turkey: Jumpin' Jehosephat!
Dib: Zim? O_o
Turkey: I'll protect ya laddie!
Dib: Nononon-ack! [Turkey picks up Dib and hugs him against his neck meats]
Turkey: Papa'll protect ya from de intruder!
Dib: Ewww...
[Turkey throws the teapot at Zim, but it misses terribly and hits the wall beside the Irken's hole]
(Now he does! D8)
(I think what happened was he kicked in the door so hard that it bounced off the wall and came back at him. He was trying to be a cool investigator, but it didn't work out too well. XDD)
(I only dislike a couple of characters, thankfully they don't show up that much.
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Zim: [looks at the hole]...well that was sad[sends te others a disguisted looks when he sees Dib being smothered in the other's chest]...[eye twitches]You sick hybryded actions disguist me![puts fists on his hips and gets serious]I actually thought there will be some amusement here watching the Dib-monkey being in his misery...But your meaty fat-sacks on the chest disguist Zim's view that I see! I can't possiblly be watching any of your other actions!
[comes over the other slowly and annoyed,hits the Turkey-neck's nose with his single finger and the Turkey-neck falls unconcious][blinks and sends his own finger a surprised look]...Didn't think this would actually work
(Well now he needs Zim's help in getting out of the other's grip )
(I knew that but didn't know how to explain Yeah Dib's fail moment XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Poor ol Dib
(Hmmmmm...Like Iggens?I don't like him TOO much,but don't dislike him...He's okay with me...What characters do you find non-worthy of your likness?)
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Dib: [backs away from the fallen Turkeyneck] Eeeeeeeeeeew! [stops when he bumps into the wall]
[looks at Zim, frowns and crosses his arms] I guess I owe you one now... [pouts]
(Zim to the rescue!
(Yay I helped! 
(Well you know one of them, Chunk, the other two are Gaz and Zita. 
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Zim: [blinks at the other in surprise that he actually admited that he owed him] Oo...Errrrrrrrrrrrrr...Okay
(Yes!Wait...No!...Yes!!!I dONNO!!!!!!!!!!!1)
(Yes he indeedly did!
( Oh yea!Chunk is mean...And stupid...Gaz is mean...And creepy...And Zita...She called Dib crazy...OH and what about Torque or what was his name again.I know you dislike him too XDDD)
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Dib: You should see Chickenfootβs lair. [takes a paper bag and punches three holes in it and wears it like a shirt]
Later. [says to Zim before climbing through the hole in the wall]
(I like that ewww smiley. XDD)
(I think I thought that too, XD I was glad when it didnβt though.)
(Same here. Scottish and Irish accents.
(Itβs not that she called him crazy.. itβs how she sucks up to (flatters) Ms Bitters and acts like such a teacherβs pet.
(Torque? I donβt.. he was kind of nice to Dib in one epβ¦ is there a reason I should? XD)
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Zim: Hold your horses![grabs Dib's hair lock and drags him inside again before shoving Dib's top clothes into the boy's face and glaring at him] Don't tell me these dirty materials were in my PAK for nothing!I better go run a disinfection of possiblle germs you may caused...[gets out his spider-legs and jumps out of the hole]
(Yeah me too.I just made it up to see if eww accounts existed.I also found out these ones XD: )
( Bah.Any accent rules
(Oh yeah!That!...So you don't like Bitters either,eh?
(Yes o3o.Remember when I showed you "alien hominid"fgame?You shot the boy cuz he looked like Torque which was a bully to Dib...acording to your words )
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Dib: [holds his clothes and blushes slightly] He couldn't have gotten these away from the worm.. so that means he had these... for a while.
[shocked for a few minutes then takes off the bag to put his clothes on]
Turkey: Whooo! Good on ya laddie!
Dib: Ack! [puts shirt on quickly and runs out the hole]
(Oh Zim... )
(EEk! That last one!
(I like yours the best )
(Ms. Bitters... for some reason I'm neutral towards her.. I'm not sure why.
(I said he looked like Chunk, silly. 
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[as soon as Dib runs out the hole,Gir appears and bumps into Dib,causing both of them flying through Turkeyneck's wall on the other side,making Turkeyneck's poor apartment even more wrecked as Gir and Dib now flies on a very very high hight over the city]
(Yessss Zim XP.Turkeyneck made me laff and Dib's slight redness pleased me
(YOU LIE!It's hillirious!!! )
( )
(Heh...That's odd...But I'm okay with that^^.Bitters can make me laugh sometimes too,doesn't she too? XD)
(...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! *ties to search through the notes to find it*...*can't find it*So...many...notes... .Grrrrrrr[pouts n blushes]
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Dib: What the heck?! [grabs onto GIR] AAAAAAAAH!
(
(XP)
(I tells the truth! 
(Yes, she can be. XD)
(I found it and resent it. )
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Gir:[accidently flies in hyper speed and in taco-shaped sensless circles]
[meanwhile]
Zim:[walks peacefully and whistelingand then sees something shine in the sky]..
[slowly realises] ...NO!It's the...FLYING DIB MONKEY!!!
[flinches and holds onto Dib's head]MADNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!![joins the yelling with now hysterically wide eyes]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!1
Gir:EEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!
(I hate my styoopid accent because I feel pathetic when speak XD...Just interested...rrrremember the "I'm becoming insane" by infected mushroom?...of course you do 
(My rare friend who I rarelly talk to here in my town...She loves Gaz,Zim and miss Bitters and dislikes Dib.I always go"NOOO!!!!WHY DO YOU HATE HIM?!?!?!?! "And all she does is sends me an evil grin.I hate it when people hate great characters I think she does that on purpose
(But you could have edited it ...[still looks])
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Dib: MAKE YOUR ROBOT STOP ZIIIIIM - AAAAAAAAAAAAH! [realized that he accidentally let go of GIR when he was eating the snack and falls]
(He was floating in midair before he realized GIR was gone. XD)
(Arg. I wish there were more scenes like this in the show.
(You don't sound stupid to me. )
(Oh, when they roll their Rs? No... I've tried. My tongue hates me. XP My mom can though. XD)
(I've met people like that. O_o They confuse me to doom too.
Did you know some ZADR fans actually don't like Dib? They just like ZADR to make Zim the seme. I really don't get them.
(Nah, where I found it you couldn't edit it, just resend. XD)
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[Dib falls high high a crazy hight of death when Gir and Zim shows up,catches him again and...falls even faster]
Zim: Oh boy...I think I'm going to be violently ill ...I even forgot to scream in horror
[The trio falls into the last-stop building-it just happens to be school and they land into theyr seats through the ceiling]
Zim:[falls onto his hologram,crushing it with his weight]Ugh...
Bitters:...About time,Dib.You're both getting night-detentions....Because Zim was here all of this time
Zim: I did...?
Bitters: Night detention I don't care.Find something usefull here around to do[stands up and goes out of the class]
(Heeee )
(Yeah but I SOUND stupid XD)
(Oh you can do it!
(But...I'm a ZADR fan...I don't hate Dib o3o.And some dislike Zim to make him uke...I DON'T HATE ZIM AT ALL!!! )
( [Zim's voice]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....okay
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Dib: Ow... Ow... I think I broke my butt...HA! I don't owe you another one cause you didn't break my fall, Zim!....[crosses arms proud of himself]
.........
Darnit! The catching me in mid-fall still counts!
(Has gotten detention so many times he's oblivious to it.
(YOU DON'T SOUND STUPID TO ME! )
(My tongue hates me. XP and I took Spanish for three years and I still couldn't do it.
)
(That was random. XD Yes I got that part, why do you ask?)
(Like I said, they don't make any sense.
(
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