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Published: 2009-08-19 15:30:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 13229; Favourites: 231; Downloads: 59
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...no colors...WHAT!!!I'm tired!!! X_X And I know I phailed somewhere horiblly...But...at least itsa comic
...WHO WANTS TO COLOR IIIIIIIIIIIT????
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[(btw when Bitters says it's detention for both of them,Zim sent Dib a daggered glare])
Zim: [glares even more at the other when Dib said that he didn't owe Zim one anymore,but blinks and smirks at the second fact]Heheh...Yeaaaaaah...[cough][puts his legs on the desk and plays with his pencil and bored look of horror doom grows on his face as if they were here for hours]Why are earth seconds so slow?We have been here for HOURS!!!
( XD Zim sure has no patient when is alone in one class with Dib )
(Ffff yessss...But he had never had a detention with Zim )
( 
(Errrrr just saying 
(Nothing ever doooooooeeeeeeeeees )
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(Dib is oblivious to Zim's stares too. XDD)
(I'll just go ahead and skip to detention)
[Detention, 4pm]
Bitters: Ok, Dib, since you are my least favorite student I want you to clean this entire class room with this tooth brush and this bar of soap. [holds up both items]
Dib: But what about Zim?
Bitters: NOW BOY! AND NO LEAVING THIS ROOM! [throws the stuff at his feet and disappears]
Dib: [looks down at the items and goes to his back pack and gets out a bottle of water] I can't clean the floor if I don't have any water. [says to no one]
[splashes water on the floor, gets down on his hands and knees and starts scrubbing the base of the walls]
(It'll be the same.. just more yelling. XD)
([tries again]... Nope. Still didn't work. XP)
(Of course. )
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(Dib and his obviliouses... )
Zim: [watches Dib pathetic cleaning process and smirks]...[thinks something and realises somethings]Errrrrrrrrr...Hey,earth-stik...[suddenly snaps in realisation of he was going to ask his sworn enemy a non-enemyish question,so he thinks up somehing else]...You missed a spot [snorts]
(Hmmmmmm we'll see X3)
( Shneeglemic!I'm obviously am doing something wrong!
(pirate!
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Dib: .... [whispers] Your Tallest missed a spot. [bites his bottom lip to keep from laughing and continues to clean, making his way around the room]
( )
(No... I'm afraid there's no hope for me and my non-RRR-ish-nesss.. 
(
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Zim:...Say,Dib-clean...Do earth germs get somehow...Oh I don't know...different at night...?
(YOU JUST GOT IT RIGHT!!!!! you shouldn't try hard and then you'll get it right again!)
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Dib: [sticks his bottom lip out and frowns] No only case that was like that was back in 3333 when this disgruntled worker at NASA place took a mixture of shuttle fuel and other non-specified liquids and poured it on a petri dish of bacteria, E coli, to be exact and.... why am I even telling you this? Do something alien-ish, I'm trying to work here.
[looks over his shoulder at the Irken briefly before returning back to his work]
(... I typed that. I didn't actually say it. )
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Zim:[wasn't even listening,because he got lost in his paranoia when Dib had said"3333",only heard the last two sentences] WHAT?!?!?WHAT!!! ...[confused]No,seriously,what?I stopped listening to your boring lecture seconds ago ...[looks around a bit paranoid and notices all the weird microscopes in the back of the class and has a confused look]
(LIAR!!! )
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Dib: Well then you must have been hearing stuff, because I didn't say anything.
I was whistling. [whistles a song]
(I figured Zim would. 
(I speak the truth!! )
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Zim:[was looking at the microscopes and sent Dib a bored look to the side and looks at the miscroscopes again]...Hmmmm you're too enthusiastic considering your situation...I could be in my base,working on my next [deeeep voice]most amaaaaazing[normal voice again]plan![dramatic raise]...But instead of that I'm forces to have my presense HERE in this filthy classroom with YOUR big head! ...[sighs and takes off his lense to clean it while looking at the microscopes again,noticing that the observation objects are glowing a suspicioously purple glow]
(Zim would what?o3o)
(....Guh!FINE...You're still worthy of a RRRR spell 
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Dib: Well I can think of at least three places I'd like to be instead of here, one being your base, but I can't leave so... whatever. [shrugs]
[Zim voice] And yesss, my head.
(Zim would get bored of the bacteria story. XDDD)
(Aww. Thanks. 
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Zim: [takes his other lense off and then does not have any patient and finally points at the glowing things which are starting to glow brighter and brighter and one even begins growing]And those are...?
(EEK!ZIM'S IMITATION!
(I thought so /83 well actually it's the way Dib talks can bore Zim's mind sometimes XD Dib has to find a way how to get Zim's attention to tell him something long.Like...doing it with puppets XDDDD)
(No problemoooooo ^w^)
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Dib: [frowns and looks up].... [his frown quickly turns into O_o and then he backs up to the opposite wall]
DEMON CELLS! WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!
[starts trying to open the windows, but they are all locked] Don't just stand there Zim! Do something!
(XDD)
(He meant to do that.
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Zim: [sends Dib a confused look]...EH what are you whisteling about NOW,Dib-whistle?About whistles?!?!HMPH![pouts and doesn't look at him]I'm not looking at you
( clever)
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Dib: Arg! YOU'RE NO HELP! [grabs a chair and starts whacking at the window until a break forms in the glass] Eeee-YA! [busts open a small hole] [reaches out and unlocks the window]
[opens it and looks at Zim] This is repayment for when you stopped my fall - yaaaaaaaa! [runs at Zim and grabs him, throwing him onto his shoulder he pushes the Irken out the window]
[climbs out quickly and falls into the grass, panting] I [pant] was actually in more danger than you, but [pant] I don't want to risk ending up in a dimension in your head or PAK or wherever... [pant]
(Yes... they put the locks on the outside.... 
(It works every time... )
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Zim: [gets a bit weird when Dib begins smashing the window and had scooted a few inches away,pressing his sholder to the wall completley]
[Zim had a "O_o" face all this time and made a little"no,no,no,no!"with his hand but then gets grabbed by Dib anwyay]
[is now on the grass,looking at Dib in a "what? /8| " look,but then stands up]...Do you realise that the teaching creatur...Will blame you for the broken window...And...I still don't see the reason of your actions.Now you're saving me from who knows what but back then,yes I still have the memory,you LEFT me to the monsters in YOUR head!!!And then I had to go RESCUE YOU!!...[eye twitches from anger and points at his own face]mad...
(Zim tells Dib his expression in case Dib doesn't notice Zim's expresson XDDDD)
(lcoks on the...outside...Kay...This world really IS IZ styled 
(EVRYTIMEWORK)
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Dib: [dusts himself off] Ok, for one, I'm rich Zim. One broken window isn't going to faze Dad.
As for what happened during Halloween, YOU got me back for that at Christmas time, so we're even on that betrayal.
Aaand what I'm saying, since you have a hard time listening to someone other than yourself, those cells in there are from the dimension in my head and are what opened the portal. Some must have fallen off me and have been growing there since Halloween - AND! I don't want to risk a portal opening in your head, got it now Ziiiiim?
[points to his own face] Pissed.
(Good job Zim! )
(Oh stop it! )
(YES! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!1!)
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Zim: [about the window] >_>"...
I don't HAVE any dimensions in my head,Dib-head!
( XDD wasn't expecting Dib to do that too
(But it's a fact that you do! )
(AAAAAAAH!!!!
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Dib: [crosses arms] You got a better explanation, Space-lizard?
(
( )
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! )
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Zim:...Germ-mutation
(^w^)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Dib: So you think that maybe... those weren't demon cells?
AAAAAAAAH! I believe I've just been pwned. XDD
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Zim:[looks to the window]Nope.Germs...Mutanted germs...
[Suddenlly the germ grows as big as an elephant and causes all the classroom and rooof to crush]
Zim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!1![jumps on Dib like Scooby-doo]
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Dib: Well! [squee face]Then it's none of our concern! [walks away from the building holding Zim, while the elephant-germ thing crushes the skool]
No skool for a while either.
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Zim: Big...pink...GERM!!!It fills me with...[holds onto Dib tight and tries not to anger the germ]
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Dib: [walks down the street] [the big germ still crushing the building in the distance]
RRAAAAAAAAAOW! [Ultra Peepi shows up out of nowhere and starts wrestling with the giant germ]
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Zim: [his antenaes under the wig catches Peepi's roar from the distance]...[confused look]...Peepi...?
(OMT I thought about Peepi too!
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Dib: [looks over his shoulder and sees the two monsters duking it out] O_o...
[turns back around] Like I said, none of our concern!
CRASMASH! [Peepi and the germ wrestle-roll into a building]
(If you want you can make Peepi do stuff too. XDD)
(Yep! JV said that Peepi wasn't dead and that they would bring him back for another ep (something about Peepi vs a mecha-monster XDD) if the show hadn't been cancelled...)
(Yes, poor Zim, his over eccentric nature makes people despise him. XDDD)
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Zim: [hides behind Dib and shivers in aparanoia and fright]
(I thought u had some ideas o3o)
(Oh my t...
(So sue him XP)
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Dib: [they both watch as the two big monsters wrestle into more buildings, people screaming and running]
...... I guess I should do something about this....
[takes out a small remote from his pocket, still frowning, and presses the button]
Dibship: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! MONSTER FIGHT! 
Dib: [gets in] You coming Zim?
(Oh yeah... sure... 
(Yes... that's why I always say Zim/Dib (C) JV, never JV/Nick. They don't deserve it! 
(Ironically, it's the same reason no one likes Dib. )
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Zim: [goes down from the view and pops out behind Dib]MONSTREUS!!! [too oh-my-tallest to realise he just accepted Dib's offer]
(
(YES!!!They also made lots of editing form JV's original funny stuff!!!ROAR!!!!)
(Oh the irony!!!
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Dib: Ok... [closes hatch and takes off]
Ship do you have...lasers or cables or something?... I've got nothing on what to do...
DibShip: Ooh! Oh! I know! [takes out the robot-tentacles, grabs the giant germ, and backs up pulling it off of a building]
Peepi: [nibbling on the Germ's side]
(The germ is yours so you control it.
(
(Yes... and they are a bunch of whiny jerks. )
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The Germ: [since Ship pulled him away,it grabbed the building tighter,ending up destroying it with doom]...[spluts Ship away with his arm like some annoying bumbly bee]
(Peepi's gonna get sick if gonna nibble germ!
(WHINY JEEEEEERKIES!JV quit cuz he was sick of it)
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Dib: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dibship: WEEEEEEEE!
[they go flying into a near by building]
Dib: Mmmm... [knocked out for a moment] [rubs his head where he bumped it]
Dibship: Well that didn't work!
Dib: No kidding... I guess we'll just have to use force then. [takes the controls and forces them out of the building, firing the main lasers at the germ]
Any ideas would be great Zim! [dodges a swing from the germ]
(Peepi can take it!!!)
(That's what happens to a lot of the great cartoonists... XP)
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Zim: [crawls from under the controls,rubbing his side and growling] 
A truck under the pillow drives away to later get caught by FBI for...driving too slow]
(PEEEEEEPIIIIIIIIII!!!!1!
(Maybe I wanna be a cartoonist...Or a comic writer.I have lots of ideas XP
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Dib: I said "ideas" Zim! Not "push me out of the way and do something dumb!"
Dibship: Hey I liked those missiles!
Dib: ACk! [tossed around and grabs onto one of the robot-arm-tentacles on the ceiling]
(The truck!! XDDD 
(ULTRA Peepi. 
(That would be cool!
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Zim: HEY[grabs the controls hard]YOU'RE UNDERASTIMATING THE DEATH BEE'S ADVANCMENT![fires the weapons and the bee flies out into the germ]
Bee: Bzzzt?...Bzzzzzzzzz![turns into a gigantic bee missle which is twice as powerfull as any missle there is]
Zim:...O_o didn't knew it cn do THAT...
[The bee misses germ,but comes back and tries to hit again,still no luck so keeps on trying then misses again and why are you still reading this?]
(THE TRUCKNESS IS HERE!!!
(Yea sure whatever
(What would? XD)
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Dib/Dibship: Your bee sucks Zim.
Dib: [grabs Zim's shoulders] Ship is mine! Gimme the controls Zim! [grabs joystick and tries to pull it away from Zim]
[I'm reading it because you made me!!!
(Of course not... XP)
(You said you wanted to be a cartoonist, and I think that would be neat if you could!)
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Zim: it'sIrkenTechnologyTooAndWithoutMeThereWoul dBeNoneOnEarhAnd I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!Do NOT UNDERESTIMATE ZIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!1![doesn't let go and pulls away from Dib while the bee is getting better at hitting germ]
[
( )
(Oh?And why's that? XD)
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Dib: This is MY ship!
Peepi: [in the park eating a tree]
[XP]
( )
(Er... well... because it would! If that's what you want to be in the future then it would be great if you did!... I have no idea what I just said. )
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Zim: [shoves hand into Dib's face]Tackle the hand!
[as the two fight over the controls,the germ explodes by the bee andthe city buildings explode aswell]
Bee: Bzzzzt bzzzzt bzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!1!
Zim: O_o...Errrrrrrrrr >_>...[gets his hands away from the controls OkayYouCanHaveIt
(Oh!Oh!I know I know![raises hand]
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[Wherever Membrane works at]
Membrane: Hm? [looks up at a monitor that is monitoring the city for some reason] The city is blowing up again?
[walls come up in the city blocking the explosions from continuing and ... makes them go away... (XDD)] Where would this city be without me?
[back inside Ship]
Dib: [pushes Zim off of his seat and takes the controls]
(BTW, how is the bee still alive? 
(Almost... it was "I don't" )
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Zim: O_o...Err...>_> Well then[cough]...[feels a bit defeated that the city didn't blow up but doesn't show it]I guess the germ has been defeated but...Where is Peepi?
(DO NOT QUESTION ZIM'S BEE
(KEYBOARD'S PHAIL!!!CURSE YOU KEYBOARD!!!CUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!)
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Dib: [looks at Zim] Does it really matter where Peepi is at?
(Poor Zim. 
(Ok... )
(THE KEYBOARD IS ALWAYS OUT TO GET YOU!!! )
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Zim: Yes...It could be doing something against us
( XDDDDDDDDd ANOTHER ONE WHICH MADe ME HUG MY STOMACH AND LAUGH HARD
(NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Dib:... and he decides to do it now after all this time? [taps fingers on the control panel]
(He is hiding, very well might I add. 
(And so it the computer.
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Zim: Yes
(XDDDDDDD the look in his eyes is EPIC!!!)
(
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Dib: ....No..
("you can't see me!" XDDD)
(YES THAT COMPUTER! 
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Zim:...What if it wants revenge...?
(CAn'T STOP LAUGHING I SWEAR!!!
( 8D )
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Dib: Zim, big monsters like Peepi have very bad memory... I don't think he'll even remember you. [looks behind the seat Zim is hiding behind]
(XDD)
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Zim: ...How do YOU know so much about monsters,Dib-monster?
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Dib: [points to himself] Paranormal investigator.
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