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Published: 2010-11-07 20:19:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 1625; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 12
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Description Stephen Lang, as crusading district attorney David Abrams in Michael Mann's 1986 series "Crime Story," and 23 years and several hundred levels of in Badass later as everybody's favorite military human Terminator, Colonel Quaritch.
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Comments: 31

LBAMagic [2013-01-09 23:53:35 +0000 UTC]

WooHoo. Love the badass Colonel.

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GeneralMaraxus [2011-11-13 17:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Talk about an upgrade!

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LordoftheWolfDale [2011-09-27 03:05:33 +0000 UTC]

YES, colonel badass! great pic of C.B.

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ZoomTard In reply to LordoftheWolfDale [2011-09-27 03:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Colonel Quaritch will live on in our hearts.

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LordoftheWolfDale In reply to ZoomTard [2011-09-27 03:31:56 +0000 UTC]

there better be a clone or a brother or somekind of magic to bring that Powerful mofo back to take down the blue monkeys

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maxvision92 [2011-04-06 03:51:15 +0000 UTC]

In his honor, I propose we change the name of Pandora to Planet Motherfucker, because only a mean BAMF of a planet could bring down a man like him.

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vizio91 [2011-03-10 06:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Is Lang Juicing

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ZoomTard In reply to vizio91 [2011-03-10 13:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Only on pure MANLINESS and AWESOME.

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vizio91 In reply to ZoomTard [2011-03-10 16:56:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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The-Golden-Knight [2011-02-26 20:45:44 +0000 UTC]

I bet the Badass Colonel went to school with the Arnie Terminator!

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ZoomTard In reply to The-Golden-Knight [2011-02-26 22:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Yup. University of Bad Ass.

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The-Golden-Knight In reply to ZoomTard [2011-02-26 23:52:27 +0000 UTC]

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jackal745 [2010-12-31 21:37:05 +0000 UTC]

well, i guess diplomatic solution doesn't work anymore

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ZoomTard In reply to jackal745 [2010-12-31 21:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Unless it's "Gunship" diplomacy!

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KaBlamoid4Life [2010-12-31 05:59:28 +0000 UTC]

Awesomely hilarious. You almost wouldn't know it was the same guy.

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ZoomTard In reply to KaBlamoid4Life [2010-12-31 21:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Stephen Lang is a consummate actor and a stone "G" bro.

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KaBlamoid4Life In reply to ZoomTard [2010-12-31 22:40:56 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah.

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Glamazone [2010-12-25 17:05:56 +0000 UTC]

He definitely changed for the better. I love Colonel.

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ZoomTard In reply to Glamazone [2010-12-25 21:11:01 +0000 UTC]

As do all good folk.

Quaritch 4 Lyfe.

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Apropose [2010-12-06 16:59:22 +0000 UTC]

...Awesome!!!

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ZoomTard In reply to Apropose [2010-12-07 02:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Thenk yew!

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Apropose In reply to ZoomTard [2010-12-07 18:05:33 +0000 UTC]

No problem. The colonel was my favorite character in the film!

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Fhizzint [2010-11-20 23:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful...

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ZoomTard In reply to Fhizzint [2010-11-21 00:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Thenk yew, thenk yew, my dear Charles Foster Kane.

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Artistdragon [2010-11-17 01:52:40 +0000 UTC]


You win the internet.

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ZoomTard In reply to Artistdragon [2010-11-17 03:59:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but...where would I put it? It's too big to fit in my garage!

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Artistdragon In reply to ZoomTard [2010-11-20 01:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Where you can find room! Hang it on the ceiling.

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ZoomTard In reply to Artistdragon [2010-11-20 03:16:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh great, now I'll have ten million Ceiling Cats watching me...uh...read Miles Quaritch fanfiction! Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket! No funny business here...

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Taiya001 [2010-11-14 22:22:02 +0000 UTC]

damn he has changed

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ZoomTard In reply to Taiya001 [2010-11-21 16:42:38 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to think he changed for the better.

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Taiya001 In reply to ZoomTard [2010-11-21 16:54:45 +0000 UTC]

I agree

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