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Published: 2015-06-05 00:10:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 2596; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 0
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Here he is, the lovable dork!
Art (c) Me
Redman/Onaf (c) Jonochrome
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Redman: I'm looking at my lame excuses for friends--
Eyesaur: Don't make me come over there.
Redman: WHATEVER MATE
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GG: Uh... Redman... We are more then friends.... * Blushes a little *
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Redman: We are? That's pretty strange, because this is the first time I've ever seen you.
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GG: Oh you're other Redman... In my Universe you and I are... Um... Uh forget it, I allways get embarrased to say this >//>
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Redman: *Bends down a little bit* What are we in your universe?
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GG: Boyfriend and Girlfriend, Why do you ask?
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Redman: *Jumps back* WHOA! I'm dating you in your universe?? That's new..!
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GG: Oh, Sorry of that... You just are my favorit caracther on the game! You were really scary in your jumpscare >:3
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Redman: *Prideful chest puffing* That's what I'm known for~
Eyesaur: You rarely have any fangirls, you doof.
Redman: *Flips bird at*
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GG: Oh, and In my universe you two were friends... Sorry saying that.
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Redman: Me and Eyesaur are fie- Ew.
Eyesaur: Can't see that happening.
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GG: In my universe eyesaur acts like an dog... PPF, And he like to lick other people's face XD
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Redman: HAHA-! Get that, Eyesaur! You acting like a dog, wearing a collar, playing with dog toys!
Eyesaur: *Scowls at* I will STEP ON YOU--
Redman: BAD, BAD! SIT BOY!
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GG: * Is Angry * STOP. STOP WITH THAT. STIP ACTING LIKE KIDS! * Covers her mouth *
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Redman: *Looks to GG* Sorry about that. It's how we're usually like.. *Rubs neck nervously*
Eyesaur: *Snorts*
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GG: O-Oh... Sorry to ask that... But... Why do you two hate eachother?
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Redman: Why we hate eachother? Uhh.. why do we hate eachother, again?
Eyesaur: *Shrug* It's been years since we've hated eachother, so I can't put my finger on it.
Redman: You don't have fingers.
Eyesaur: Neither do you, 6 arms.
Redman: Six arms is better than six heads.
Eyesaur: At least I have company.
Redman: *Goes to say something* .... *Puts hand down slowly*
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GG: Oh... Uh... Okay then? Should I go show you two Redman and Eyesaur from my universe?
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Redman: Hmm, now that you say that, I'm rather curious! Sure! Lets see!
Eyesaur: This aughta be good..
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GG: Hey Redman!!!! Eyesaur!!!!!!
Redman: * Walks to GG * What is it GG?
Redman: * Comes running * ARF!!!!!
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Redman: Hey look, it's me!
Eyesaur: Oh goodness, I even wear a collar?
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Redman: * Looks at the other Redman * Oh... Uh...?
Eyesaur: * Looks at the other Eyesaur and comes a little close to him *
GG: Eyesaur... Don't.
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Redman: Don't worry. I'm you, but better.
Eyesaur: *Whispers to GG's Redman* More like douchier.
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Eyesaur: ARF!!!! :3
Redman: Uh what do you mean?
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Redman: *SCREAMS IN TERROR AND CLINGS ONTO EYESAUR*
Eyesaur: He thinks he's better than you when really, he's not. *Drops Redman*
Redman: *THUD!* Ow! You son of a--
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Redman: O-Oh?
Eyesaur: * Rolls around *
GG: ...
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Eyesaur: *Slow nod.* Eyup.
Redman: *Stares at GG's Eyesaur* ..What the hell..? That is so weird to look at..
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Eyesaur: * Ups and goes to my Eyesaur *
Redman: Oh hello
Eyesaur: * Licks Redman's face *
Redman: NO STOP! XD
GG: See I telled you two they was friends.
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Redman and Eyesaur: *Cringing*
Redman: Eugh, I can never imagine that kind of relationship with me and my Eyesaur.
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Eyesaur: * Sits and licks his paw *
Redman: * Hugs GG * Friendship-Hug!!!!!
GG: Daw you X//3
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Redman: Where the hell did all this sweetness come fro-
Eyesaur: *Puts claw on Redman's face* Sh. Don't question it.
Redman: But--
Eyesaur: *Strokes face* Shhhh. Don't.
Redman: ....what tf..
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Redman: * Kisses GG *
GG: * Kisses him back *
Eyesaur: * Looks at Redman and Eyesaur * ?
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Redman: *Avoids looking at the kissing and looks at GG's Eyesaur* ..Why are you looking at us?
Eyesaur: He's got nothin' to do, so.. *Shrug*
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Eyesaur: * Goes to the other Eyesaur * ARF ARF!!!
GG: I think he wants to play with you
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Eyesaur: *Blinks at him, other heads curiously looking back at the other Eyesaur*
Redman: *Snorts then nudges Eyesaur* Play fetch with him or something!
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Eyesaur: * Jumps and runs around of the other Eyesaur * ARF!!!
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Eyesaur: Whoa, you do wanna play..! Alright then. *Grabs Redman* Fetch! *Throws Redman*
Redman: YOU MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Eyesaur: * Runs to your Redman and Cathes Redman before he falls on the ground *
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Redman: *Clings onto your Eyesaur, shivering*
Eyesaur: *Loud laughing*
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Eyesaur: * Puts Redman on the ground, carefully * There, There.
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Redman: *Stares at in horror* You can talk?!
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Eyesaur: Y-Yeah we can... We j-just don't like to talk so much so we barf...
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Redman:
Eyesaur: Oh cool, I'm not the only Eyesaur that can speak.
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Eyesaur: * Are embarrased *
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Eyesaur: No need to be embarrassed, it's nice to see more Eyesaurs speak.
Redman: It's weird for me..
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Eyesaur: * Runs to GG and hides back to her *
GG: What is it Eyesaur?
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Eyesaur: *Blinks* Is he.. okay?
Redman: *Stands up and brushes self down* Iunno.
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Redman * Goes to my Eyesaur * What's wrong?
GG: U-Um...
Eyesaur: * Sigh *
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Eyesaur: *Lays self down*
Redman: *Stretches and yawns*
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Eyesaur: * Walks away, Bored *
GG: Okay?
Redman: Looks like these two are bored too
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