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Published: 2012-01-09 17:05:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 2754; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 69
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[link]After seeing this video of John Patrick Lowrie (the voice of The Sniper in TF2) who reads a letter to Celestia on Friendship. I Lol'd
Celestia is sad that people from other worlds don't treat friendship the same as in Equestria. :'D
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Ive learned nothing about friendship this week. In fact my so called friend 'the heavy' keeps taking all the medkits.
He's not even that injured and im right there, ignited in flames about to become a frikkin cooked steak! If anyone should be sent to the moon it would be him.
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She has "bedroom eyes"
Run, Mr. Mundy, run! That's not the real Celestia!
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Me as blu sniper: Look at em Standing around like a bunch of fruitshop owners....
*BOOM DOUBLE HEADSHOT* (I use the machina ofc 
Me: Making this so easy...Im actually gettin worse....
Theres your TF2 quotes of the day!
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When you have to dodge bullet, rocket, grenade and flame jet at almost every second, it's hard to establish a friendly relationship with everyone. And I believe this was exactly what Spiner told Celly just now.
And I'm sure he has a plan on how to kill her in his head.
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Unfortunate Princess Celestia. Then again she does sorta hail from a land that doesn't have bullets or lethal explosives or...heck, have we even seen knives in that place? Maybe the kind Princess should try and get the REDs and BLUs together for a little surprise friendship talk...*pulls out popcorn and puts on a safety helmet*
Pfheh, gotta love when famous and/or notable folks do things Friendship is Magic related. Keen job, dood, love how Sniper just sorta has a "bitch please" look. Well done
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um they have military helmets, tanks and bullets, it has all been established, so. . .
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Er, let us specify; who has military helmets, tanks and bullets again?
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Is this official, or some fan thing? Proof please
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um
Pets episode:
she wants a pet as fast as a bullet
Rainbowdash names her pet Tank due to his relentless nature
Dragon shy Rarity and the helmet
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Also, if they DID have those things, why didn't they use them when Spike went on a rampage?
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When was the last major conflict? Night maremoon
1000 years ago! The military had to have been cut down by then. And anything that remains is ether pased down through family or is in mothball storage. It would take a long time to mobilize anything in that state
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OBJECTION!
Sorry, but the logic doesn't apply if we have no real proof of their existence, use, or ANYTHING related to them, no offense. If after the return of Night Mare Moon (albeit briefly), three dragons, a battle against a buffalo tribe (which they prepared for WITHOUT such things), and other occurrences did not bring out a heavier arsenal, can we just accept the fact that My Little Pony does not possess these things outside of fan creation?
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no, simply because such things PALE in comparison to a full scale war between oh say dimond dogs or griffions or, may be ALL dragons attacking at once?
you canit use any of your exapmles becuase all these events took place so fast, maybe because the six elements are nearby to resolve the issuse. elsewhere (not on screen) there may be armed security to fend off such dangers on the boarders or uncharted areas of equestria
FOR PETES SAKE YOU ARE FORCEING US TO OVER ANALIZE THIS!!!!!!!!!
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We're not forcing anyone to over-analyze anything, you're the one who keeps going on when THERE IS NO SOLID PROOF OF YOUR CLAIMS. Now, do you want to stop going at each other and call this a draw, or do you wanna keep this pointless charade for both of us going?
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Glad we agree on something. See ya 'round
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[Cross Examination]
First saying she wants a pet "as fast as a bullet" A second definition for bullet is "Used in similes and comparisons to refer to someone or something that moves very fast." Like it could be slang for all they know.
RD naming her tortoise Tank could also be the slang like video game characters who are tanks (IE Take a lot of damage or go through a lot and keep going at you...Heavy Weapons Guy is an example), not strictly relating to the vehicles.
And yes, it's a camo helmet, we'll give you that. However, unless they make REAL references to using them, show them in physical form, or present them in a manner that is combat related and such aside from just naming them after things, we don't think they actually have firearms or tanks. Not starting an argument here, just stating something since we've seen every episode and do not have full proof of their existence in Equestria.
On a second note, sorry Herr Ticklishways! Long comment off topic, our apologies
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that friendship talk could send HER to the moon!
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O.O OH SHEET. The Administrator could have that arranged too, that's the awkward thing
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Yew wonna eere samthin fanny? Once upon a time, oi raped a pony, and then oi lived happily eva ofta.
The end.
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Princess, remember that the sniper is always ready to kill everyone he meets
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