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Published: 2004-05-13 13:25:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 5345; Favourites: 105; Downloads: 720
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I got bored and ended up drawin Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf. ^_^;;He's shoutin hs start up alarm thingy, just for those who've not seen Red Dawrf or the episodes he's been in.
Red Dwarf and Talkie Toaster are copyrights of the BBC or Grant and Naylor or something.
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"The accident involving me, the Toaster and a 14 pound lump hammer"
"What the smeg does howdy dooodidly doo mean?"
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"I toast, therefore I am."
That kind of behaviour, is actually called guilt tripping other people.Β And of course there's the time it extorts the eating of toast or it won't tell anybody what it knows.
Once I imagined Kryten trying to be helpful by installing a cheap female hologram to make it a better companion and nicer person. Of course it would backfire and Talkie Toaster would be even worse, on top of its old behaviour, using its new appearance to emotionally extort the eating of toast with suicide threats (which obviously don't mean anything coming from a toaster's hologram), and even trying to sell holographic sex to Rimmer in return for the eating of toast - which of course he couldn't do - then insulting his sexuality for having to turn it down. And yes, it would still say "Howdy Doodily Doo."
Talkie Toaster is cheap, and it's nasty. Way too cheap, and way too nasty.
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Me: Now you listen here. You will not offer meΒ ANY kind of bread products. Now if you do, you will be on the receiving end of a very large polo mallet.
TT: Can I ask just one question?
Me: Of course.
TT: Would anyone like any toast?
Me: Did...did you hear what I just said?!
TT: Yes, but I though you might have changed your mind in the meantime.
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Talkie toaster: Want some toast
Me: I don't wantΒ muffins, no toast, buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! AndΒ definitelyΒ no smegging flapjacks!
Toaster: Ah so you're a waffle man!
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I never liked that smeggin' toaster...
TT: Want some toast--?
Me: One more toast-related request, and you will be on the receiving end of a smeggin' sledgehammer!
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Got some toast over here... some nice crisp brown hot buttered TOAST!!!!
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You don't want any toast then?
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Would anyone like any toast?
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look I don't want any toast and he ----> :0 doesn't want any toast, in fact no one around here wants any toast, not now, not ever, no toast
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How about a muffin?
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or muffins, we don't like muffins around here, we want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hotcross buns and DEFINETLY no smegging flapjacks
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Ah, so you're a waffle man.
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SEE WHAT HES LIKE he winds me up man, heres reason with him
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I'm sorry - but that's the best scene in Red Dwarf history!
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i know right, so im glad you found it funny what me and that other guy did
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yeah... ^_^
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gotta love the whole series, if you wanna talk about it then how about we do it on my profile
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if you want...! ^_^
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NO TOAST!
........Wait. I LIKE toast!
Lister what the HELL were you thinking?
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Cos it won't shut up? o_0
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Aaargh! Kill it! Kill it NOW.
Love it btw.
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Thankies, might do some more Red Dwarf fan art if I get some free time.
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OMG THE TOASTER!!! One of the greatest characters!!
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Oh dear God its Talkie Toaster D= If you've ever read the book as well, he's really funny in that xDDD Awesome art, I love it!
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the first toaster was less annoying xD even though the second toaster was the first kryten
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OH GOD NO!ITS THE WORST THING AFTER DALEKS!RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!
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"That wasn't an accident, it was 1st degree toaster-cide."
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awesome drawing. one of the best characters from red dwarf
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We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns! And DEFINITELY. NO. SMEGGINβ. FLAPJACKS!
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Aah, so you're a waffle man!
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Ahhh!
(got to say, I'm plesantly surprised by the new episodes 
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I still have an old wav file of him going "Howdy doodily doo! I'm Talkie! Talkie Toaster! Talkie's the name and toasting's the game! When any of you care for some toast?"
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LOL
This was the worlds first depressed toster. Its purpose in live was to make toast and no one on red dwarf ever wanted any XD
Shame....
Anyway,great pic,faves all found ^_<
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