SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-15 04:14:34 +0000 UTC]

I attacked him? *rolls eyes* Oh yes, Squiddy, because you and I both know how physically threatening I am, and that I have such a history of assaulting those stronger than myself. All I did was defend myself.
*sigh* Though maybe I did overreact just a little. Or a lot.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-15 05:36:07 +0000 UTC]

That's what I figured. He is so full of - wait, he attacked you? *grabs Squilliam by the elbows, jerking him a step closer* Defend yourself from what, exactly?

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-15 06:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh. He was just...well, he just startled me, that's all. I mean, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it, and I will admit I might have been sending mixed signals before, so...so really, in theory, he didn't necessarily attack me. *glances away, face glowing an uncomfortable shade of red*

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-17 01:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Didn't mean anything by it, huh? *strokes the backs of his ankles with the tip of a single foot* I don't care what he did in theory; I want to know - did he assault you?

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-17 05:54:10 +0000 UTC]

*hesitates for a moment, before shaking head, not meeting Squidward's eyes* Y...no. No, of course not.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-22 05:41:19 +0000 UTC]

*eyes narrow* You're lying.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-22 13:13:44 +0000 UTC]

...
*voice small, eyes wide and filling with tears* Yes. Fine. Maybe...maybe he sort of did, but...but don't worry about it, it won't happen again.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-22 22:55:29 +0000 UTC]

That son of a - I'll kick his ass! He thinks getting kicked in the crotch is bad, wait until I'm finished with him! I'll cut his dick off and wrap it around his throat until he chokes. *hooks an arm around his waist, stroking his cheek gently, mouth inching near Squill's* And that's just the beginning -

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-23 04:28:44 +0000 UTC]

*turns away slightly, face reddened shamefully* No, he...he didn't mean anything by it, and technically, he...he didn't...he didn't hurt me or anything, not really. I overreacted in the first place, and it'll just make things worse if you do anything. It's better with these things to just act like nothing happened.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-03-02 05:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Act like nothing happened? *loosens grip, hands falling to his hip and shoulder* Squillie, you're still every bit that timid yet cocky band geek I fell for in high school. He isn't the first sexual deviant you've met. You can't possibly be that blind to the signs. Do you really think he's just going to stop because you tell him to? If that's what you think, you're almost as naive as SpongeBob.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-03-02 13:44:33 +0000 UTC]

*glances down, smiling weakly* I know. But...but he's my friend. *blushes lightly along cheekbones, laughs sardonically* I'm not exactly...I don't really have that many. I'd rather not lose the few I have, especially over something so petty.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-03-03 06:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Friend...petty... *furrows brows* That is the most absurd claptrap I've heard from you in recent history. How can you call that guy your friend? *face falls, hands cautiously approaching his knees* Look, I know it's hard to have so few friends you can really count on. But there's worse that could happen to you.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-03-04 01:27:25 +0000 UTC]

You don't know how hard it is, actually. People WANT to be your friend; you just don't like them. Whereas I want people to be my friend, and...well, it's not that they don't like me. It's just...oh, you know I'm not good at maintaining social graces. I'm great for the short term, for a little fun, or for a loan, maybe, but, let's face it, I'm a bad emotional investment. *sighs, before teasing lightly* But hey, you never were good with business. Guess you could invest in me.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-03-05 05:18:04 +0000 UTC]

What choice do I have? I've already invested so much in you. *rolls eyes, then smiles weakly* It's not that I don't like them. I just...they're more trouble than they're worth. But even so, SpongeBob and Patrick are my neighbors; we don't click any further than that.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-03-05 05:45:49 +0000 UTC]

More trouble than they're worth? So you ARE afraid of rejection. Or of being let down. I guess I forgot about that.
They're awfully fixated on you, aren't they? Your neighbors, I mean. Not that I'm not fixated as well, in a sense, but *smiles, looking down almost shyly* I'm less creepy about it than they are, right? *loses slight desperation in voice, grinning obnoxiously* And I'm a hell of a lot sexier than they are. You should be flattered to have my attention.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-03-12 08:30:59 +0000 UTC]

You're not creepy. You're sexy, obtrusively brilliant, and an arrogant bastard, but you're not creepy. SpongeBob on the other hand...*shudders* Let's just say he needs to learn about boundaries. He seems to get "private time", but he always comes back. Always.

Oh, poppycock. I'm not afraid of rejection. I just want to avoid dealing with what happens when people realize I'm not...*leaning into his shoulder* ...you know. As good as I say I am.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-07 06:56:46 +0000 UTC]

*jumps, suppressing squeak of surprise behind palm of hand* FUCK, Nicky, don't sneak up on me like that. *pulls away, frowning* And I told you not to call me that anymore.

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-07 06:59:21 +0000 UTC]

*smiles, reaching forward and rubbing sleeve of robe* Such a fine material. *wobbles forward, "accidentally" tearing fabric open* Oh, oops, I didn't mean to do that, *voice harsh, mocking* Squillie.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-07 07:00:35 +0000 UTC]

*laughs nervously, stepping away, drawing robe closed once again, holding it together* Don't call me that, either, Nick.

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-07 23:50:45 +0000 UTC]

I was just kidding. *bumps against Squilliam's shoulder affectionately, lingering to slip fin along his back once again, trailing hand down to grab his ass firmly*

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 00:02:38 +0000 UTC]

*bites back surprised scream, pushing Nick away roughly, glaring at him* Knock it the fuck off, Nick! I'm not telling you again.

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-08 00:14:03 +0000 UTC]

*laughs, jokingly pins him against wall* Why? How are you going to stop me? *strokes along Squilliam's neck*

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 00:15:11 +0000 UTC]

*breathing shallow, kicks against Nick's chest to push him away* I have to go! Get away from me!

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-08 00:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Wherever do you need to go? *pushes Squill back against wall, undoing robe* You're so cute like this. *pants, grinding hips against Squilliam's*

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 00:19:26 +0000 UTC]

*panics, blindly kicking and slapping Nick away, screaming* Get off! Get away from me! Get off! *sharply kicks Nick in the crotch, slipping away from him and sprinting away*

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-08 00:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Fuck! *drops to knees with wheezed groan of pain, clutching at balls as tears stream down face*

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to patrickstarplz [2010-02-07 06:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Uh...heh...you honestly expect me to believe you don't know who I am? I mean, I don't know who you are, but surely you know who I am.

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patrickstarplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-07 06:39:12 +0000 UTC]

i dont...know who you are...

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to patrickstarplz [2010-02-07 06:41:49 +0000 UTC]

Ask Squiddy.

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patrickstarplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-07 06:42:38 +0000 UTC]

uuuh okay.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-06 01:48:49 +0000 UTC]

"Gotta"? Haha, wonderful grasp of English you have--oh, sorry, I meant to say "got"--wonderful grasp of english you GOT there, Nicky.

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-06 05:07:12 +0000 UTC]

Shut up. I have to ask you something.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-06 05:07:52 +0000 UTC]

What?

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-06 05:29:52 +0000 UTC]

I don't want you to get defensive when I ask you, though, so just stay calm for once.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-06 05:31:45 +0000 UTC]

I don't always get defensive! What the hell are you talking about?

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-02-06 05:32:42 +0000 UTC]

You're getting defensive right now! Just shut up. I have a serious question.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-06 05:34:07 +0000 UTC]

Fine. What's your fucking question, Nicholas?

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