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squiddytentaclesplz [12687423] [] "I've never felt so alive!"

# Statistics

Favourites: 55; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 14

Watching: 5; Pageviews: 4076; Comments Made: 397; Friends: 5


# Comments

Comments: 34

Squidwardfutureplz [2013-06-10 07:23:05 +0000 UTC]

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SkyCrawlers123 [2011-07-08 10:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Hey Skidwart, you stole my House Fancy magazine so, give it back...

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MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA! NO, IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
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SandyCheekplz [2011-02-27 14:03:55 +0000 UTC]

Hi Ya Squidward

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PatrickStarrplz [2011-02-05 22:11:00 +0000 UTC]

hey squidward!

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SpongebobSquareplz [2011-02-05 20:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey Squiddy! I didn't know you had a deviantArt account!

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adiesky [2010-07-07 19:41:59 +0000 UTC]

SQUIDWARD!

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NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 00:21:44 +0000 UTC]

*lightly bruised, clearly pissed off* Your little boyfriend attacked me. What are you going to do about it?

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 00:46:34 +0000 UTC]

You probably deserved it. *stuffs face back into newspaper*

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-08 00:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Deserved to be kicked in the crotch? I think not! He's a maniac. He needs to be locked up. You better be careful or he's going to do the same thing to you! He's violent!

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 01:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Maniac? Locked up? Sounds like you're projecting.

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-08 01:33:09 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Just tell him to knock it off. He could have really hurt me. And he could really hurt you, too, so it's in your best interest, really.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 02:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Why don't you knock off whatever it was you were doing? Squilliam may be moody, but he wouldn't fly off the handle like that without you giving him a damn good reason. He's not the kind of guy to get into scraps with strangers (or friends).

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-08 02:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I didn't do anything. You can even ask him! All I did was complimented him and he freaked out on me. So what, now I'm not supposed to be nice to him?

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to NicholasWithersPlz [2010-02-08 02:54:03 +0000 UTC]

I think I will ask him. Complimented him, huh? Last time I complimented Squilliam, we ended up - well, I sure the hell didn't end up kicked in the crotch, that's for sure!

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NicholasWithersPlz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-08 02:58:01 +0000 UTC]

Go ahead and ask him! But you better wear protective gear, because he'll probably freak out on you, too. And I did compliment him. You'll see when you ask him. I was nice, and he attacked me. *eye twitches* I don't think I want to know what it was you two ended up doing after you complimented him. Disgusting.

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patrickstarplz [2010-02-07 06:44:09 +0000 UTC]

squidward, squidward, squidward! hiii!
uuuh, this dude named squilliam added me...i dunno who he is and he told me to ask you...

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to patrickstarplz [2010-02-07 19:22:08 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Patrick. Squilliam is a very fancy man with a unibrow. We're very...close.

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patrickstarplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-02-08 00:14:10 +0000 UTC]

ooooooooh! okay!! i didn't knooow.

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SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-01-20 03:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Where've you been, Squidsy?

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-01-24 07:14:47 +0000 UTC]

You wouldn't believe the day I had. It's been 24 hours and I still can't get his voice out of my head...

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-01-24 23:32:12 +0000 UTC]

Whose voice?

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-01-27 21:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Just some idiotic customer. What does he know about music, anyway?

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-01-27 21:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Do you want me to sue him? Or destroy him through other means?

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-01-27 22:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Any way you want. (By the way...he also said you're overrated.)

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-01-28 01:56:12 +0000 UTC]

That settles it. Who was this imperious little jackass who believes he can spout such bullheaded idiocies without persecution?!? He's going to long to crawl back into his precious mother's womb by the time I'm through with him.

He picked the wrong fag to fuck with.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-01-28 18:40:50 +0000 UTC]

Scooter.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-01-28 22:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh. That explains a lot.
He's just pissy because he has a small .

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to SquilliamFancysonplz [2010-01-29 04:42:51 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it.

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-01-29 14:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Uh...yeah.

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SquilliamFancysonplz In reply to squiddytentaclesplz [2010-01-29 05:32:09 +0000 UTC]

Tell you about his dick? What's there to tell? It's small and most likely non-functioning; he flashed me once or I wouldn't even know.
Most likely he's one of those ftm transexuals and took testosterone to grow out his clit or something. Which seriously, ew, I don't want to think about that. *shudders*

Oh. You just meant "tell me about it" in a sarcastic, "I don't really want to know, but I'm agreeing with you" way, didn't you? Oops.

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CommanderD [2010-01-14 14:46:24 +0000 UTC]

Ah, Squiddy! You're here now too! Thanks for the fave!

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to CommanderD [2010-01-29 18:42:22 +0000 UTC]

It was my pleasure. Anything for a fan.

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powerpuffhinata [2010-01-14 01:13:29 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav

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squiddytentaclesplz In reply to powerpuffhinata [2010-01-29 18:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for being a fan of mine.

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