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Published: 2017-07-26 19:04:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 7334; Favourites: 132; Downloads: 48
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Just a random Ajshar rebel about to be executed, nothing to see here.
I'll let you decide if he's going to get out of this uncomfortable situation or not. XD
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A bit of context! Yesterday I was heading back home for summer, and my train was 3 hours late. After cursing at the whole universe, I started sketching this scene, that perfectly summed up my mood, and decided to finish it today. I made it a bit more lighthearted than originally planned, it was too brutal.
Β Hope you still like it.There's a sequel now.
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He's waaay too cute -not- to be fine. Love dat cattoh.
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Don't worry, he'll be fine!
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There's something kind of morbidly funny about this picture...Β
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haha I guess there is!
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Ah well, I have a dark sense of humor anyways xD The followup comic definitely helps.Β
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Well, this is certainly an explosive execution. XD Great job on that cannon, though 0laff! Even as a sketch, it's very detailed! Also great job on this dark, but hilarious idea. XD
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For sure, I feel bad for those who have to clean after! XDΒ Thank you SO much!
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He's certainly motivated to say whatever it takes! 0.0
Nice cannon, even has a bit of fancy-work on it!
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haha for sure!
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And to think a first i thought it would be a trick for show. Then i noticed the ropes. Dang it. Persecution is so painful.
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Nope, no show! D:Β It really is!
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Well, if that's 'more light-hearted', then I'm not sure I want to know what you planned originally... 
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haha it was a lot more bloody and without text
Well, cannonballs could be recovered in this case, I'm sure, and the lead could be recast again if the ball is deformed from the impact.
...or they could load it with scrap metal.
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he is trying to kill himself ,isn't he?Β
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Nope, he's about to be executed, and he wants to stay alive.
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Dude, this is STILL brutal!
In a few seconds he's going to be a wall decoration... and a floor decoration... and a ceiling decoration... and I thing I see a bit of him all the way over there too...
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naaah, this is just funny and innocent!
haha who wouldn't like some caracal painting on the walls? XD
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How to encourage a rebellion in one easy step: Make yourself look worse than the rebels by performing hideous acts like these.
Unfortunately, I doubt the savagery inherent in this sort of execution is where the executioner's dislike of it comes from - he's only concerned with keeping the contents of his stomach down, while another's paint the walls and ground.
Humans are such silly creatures.
Now that the needless political commentary is out of the way, let's appreciate this new addition to your world's cannon canon, and pray for this cat's naughty parts to land on a soldier's head.
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True! Unless people are so terrified and demoralized they actually accept the rule without rioting anymore. If they think they have no hope, they wouldn't dare fight back.
He probably doesn't like also because he's a professional soldier, this feels dishonorable in a way.
haha that would be hilarious!
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Besides the soldier has to clean the cannon afterwards. Β
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Man, I hope he wriggles his way outta this one. That's a terrible way to go.
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haha let's hope so, we'll see!
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Please lemme know if he does. Or doesn't...
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Hey, he could still do a back-flip to survive, as his legs aren't chained to the ground... go on kitty! I believe in you!
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haha that is an option! XD too bad they can just beat the crap out of him after and tie him up better for the next shot.
In any case, I have a sequel ready.
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Exactly what I thought
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Ah the joys of artillery-humour!
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haha it would be hilarious!
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Human Artilleryman: Β "Relax. Β The clergy just admire your metal and zeal over your beliefs, so they wanted to canonize you."
Ajshar: Β "This is not what 'canonize' means!"
Human Artilleryman: Β "Hey, who's the native speaker, here? Β Fire!"
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HAHAHAHA! This is awesome! XDΒ I really laughed at it, well done!
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Olaff... This is not an effective way to make a CatΒ·aΒ·pult.
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This pun.... I love you right now. XD
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Kind of reminds me of the North Korean officer who fell asleep at a meeting, granted it was a flak cannon, though I doubt this poor fellow would get away, I would hope with the concussion of energy and the shrapnel that the blast would kill him quickly.
Perhaps better than being strung up for a few days and let the carrion eat ya.Β
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haha yep, quite an overkill!
Oh, much better than most other options!
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Considering how cats are treated in this world, most certainly.
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Is this a logical puzzle that we are supposed to solve?
1. Medieval cannons use black powder.
2. Moisture renders black powder useless.
3. Cats mark their territory by spraying a jet of urine backwards.
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Genius, it's all I have to say!!!
....to bad he has pants
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Do the humans in this setting take a page out of Kim Jong Un's book, because this is just about North Korean level of over the top methods of execution.
Of course i can imagine why the executioner would not like this job, as that would be a rather nasty mess to clean up afterwords.
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haha it sure is quite an overkill, but it was done historically!
Indeed, and also the fact he's a soldier not an executioner.
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