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Description [Intro:] (Compulsory build-up scream) 20’S A CRITICAL!

[V1:] Roll a D20 against the AC
17’s good but not as good as 18
Don’t get a 1 or you’ll stumble into me
Then they get attack of opportunity

[CH:] 20’s a critical!
20’s a critical!
20’s a critical!
20 will let you kill, kill, KILL!

[V2:] Come on! Pick the fucking lock,
Use the rouges skill or bash it with a rock
DC of 10 is a pretty sucky lock
But a hardness of 20, don’t smash it with a rock

[Bdg:] Lets see how many times I can rhyme LOCK- WITH- ROCK!

[Chorus] x 2
(Tempo slows)

[V3:] A high level fighter with Great Cleave! (You’re fucked)
He’ll kill 3 a turn better take your leave!
Half your parties gone with one heave!
There’s no standing up against Great Cleave!

(Specially when they get a-) [Build back up to chorus]

[Chorus]

[V4:] A monk on level 20 cannot be beat (bullshit)
He’ll hit you with his hands, he’ll hit you with his feet
Vibrating palm will kill you at will
This last line is really just a fill

[End:] 20’s a critical!
20’s a critical!
20’s a critical!
Clerics suck!
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Comments: 23

Bunnycat85 [2008-08-15 05:37:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha, oh! This dear sir, is awesome. Friggin fantastic.

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4-string In reply to Bunnycat85 [2008-08-16 08:15:24 +0000 UTC]

lol thanks, it was one of those things you write for the hell of it no matter how bad it turns out.

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Abu-Jamal [2007-07-17 09:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Well, I was checking Deviant Art while my friends were over, and they saw this and loved it.

Would you mind if we played this at our next show? I totally understand if you say 'no.'

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4-string In reply to Abu-Jamal [2007-08-16 23:23:58 +0000 UTC]

Sorry I didn't respond for... ever...

But sure, go for it, in fact if it's possible to record the live show and send it my way so I can hear how it turned out that would be the shit

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Abu-Jamal In reply to 4-string [2007-08-17 01:25:25 +0000 UTC]

Sweetness! If we ever do I'll be sure to send you a link.

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4-string In reply to Abu-Jamal [2007-08-18 06:52:05 +0000 UTC]

K, thanks man

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Abu-Jamal [2007-01-28 05:02:29 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAH!!!

I did something like this with some friends. We called ourselves the 'Level 1 Bards (With No Perform Skill)'.

Just awesome. And true. Great Cleave can only be beaten by sunder so the macho fighter (who is, of course, overcompensating for something) must drop his weapon (probably a big phallus-like object) to cover his genitals.

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4-string In reply to Abu-Jamal [2007-01-28 15:05:52 +0000 UTC]

hehe, thanks for the

And the Macho fighters definitely have compensation issues, expecially when they're a dwarf swinging around massive bastard swords and such... I always prefered the rogue

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Abu-Jamal In reply to 4-string [2007-01-28 15:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Heck yeah. Rogues rule - safe from Freud with a tiny dagger, plus you get rich alot faster, especially if you're an NE rogue like the character I'm using at the moment. Then if you decide you're tired of fighting hobgoblins in their fortress just run off and hide.

R0gu3z FTW!!!1!

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4-string In reply to Abu-Jamal [2007-01-29 06:43:44 +0000 UTC]

lol your officially in my 'cool' book

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Abu-Jamal In reply to 4-string [2007-01-29 08:17:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm honored.

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DarknessArts [2007-01-04 14:30:38 +0000 UTC]

I am laughing so hard right now my eyes are brimming with tears and I am giving some serious thought to kicking my smoking addiction because I've just found out how insanely difficult it is to breathe while overcome with hysterical giggling.

I think the fact that I actually understood everything the above lyrics were about proves that I should drop college and my dream of becoming an Astrophysicist, and take up full time residence as a freeloading nerd.

Oh god, I miss DnD.

A rogue will forever be my preferred class (well, until I can multiclass into a Shadowdancer, or Assassin), and yes Clerics do suck...but not as much as Paladins (they always try to hurt me ><, the anal pricks).

Overall, this fucking rocked! And I reinstate what I said in reply to one of your comments. You are SOOOO my best friend now, whether you like it or not.

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4-string In reply to DarknessArts [2007-01-05 04:39:10 +0000 UTC]

SHIBBY! Forced friendships are the best, but this is the first time I've been on the other end... anyway yeah Rogues rock they're always my prefered class again thanks for the

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DarknessArts In reply to 4-string [2007-01-10 22:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Huh...forced friendships...that's a new way to look at it...^^ I wonder if I can force my friendship onto people I know in real life without any serious repercussions...*ponderponder*

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4-string In reply to DarknessArts [2007-01-11 09:40:52 +0000 UTC]

It's suprisingly easy, what you do is walk up and without taking any breaths say:

"Hi I'mbrendonwannabefriends?yes?coolwe'renowbestfriendshowyabeengoodthanksanywa yseeyoulater"

then make sure everytime you see them it's the same and they can't ever tell you they don't want to be friends

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DarknessArts In reply to 4-string [2007-01-12 22:55:47 +0000 UTC]

So, by not allowing the person to be "friended" (sounds like an attack ) a chance to speak, they have no way to tell you no. Perfect!! Maybe I can get some friends now!!

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4-string In reply to DarknessArts [2007-01-21 15:10:51 +0000 UTC]

exactly I'm sure you already got some friends, chances are you just haven't met them yet, trick is to look in bushes and empty apartment windows, some call them 'stalkers' I call them enthusiastic friends that just happen to be shy >.> <.<

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specimen56 [2006-09-25 11:08:28 +0000 UTC]


Love it! I'll introduce it to my DnD society later, if I may?

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4-string In reply to specimen56 [2006-09-25 12:41:21 +0000 UTC]

Sure go for it

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specimen56 In reply to 4-string [2006-09-28 20:46:50 +0000 UTC]

Hold up a minute, just re-read that... whats wrong with clerics?!

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4-string In reply to specimen56 [2006-09-29 04:33:42 +0000 UTC]

Lmao, nothing really, it's more of an inside joke me and three other mates started a DnD group once. Zach was a cleric and we played for about a year or so, out of all four of us Zach was the only one to die, and he died twice so we used to make jokes at his expense. It's more like a metaphore for Zach than an insult towards clerics

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specimen56 In reply to 4-string [2006-09-29 12:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah, ok then
Just so long as you don't like the awesome undead turning power of a cleric!

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lunarrace [2006-09-15 03:06:05 +0000 UTC]

hehe, looks like you had fun.

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