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Published: 2009-01-02 07:14:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 5408; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 111
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Um...technically, this is only partly my fault. Apparently the fans have been explicitly requesting to see the Scarecrow in a Speedo.I hope you sick and twisted ladies are happy.
HAVE A VERY SQUISHY HOLIDAY!
Obviously, I'm ripping off Botticelli's "Birth of Venus" ([link] ), although Squish is eerily reminiscient of St Sebastian - you know, the guy who's tied to a post and shot full of arrows.
I wonder why.
Jonathan Crane belongs to DC comics.
Captain, Al and Techie belong to Bitemetechie' and Twinings' CATverse: [link]
Go say hi!
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Omg! My baby! Puddin! (runs to his rescue)
afterward can end in one of three possible ways.
(A) Join the party after freeing him.
(B) Get the hell outta there after having murderlized everyone. (At least they'd die with a smile!)
(C) Join the party, THEN kill everyone as they sleep.
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*whistles at Crane*
Does he have a set of black Speedos with little skulls and crossbones on them?
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None of us have worked up the nerve to inquire, really.
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I would have thought that to be more thematically appropriate than the tiger-print ones he was wearing?
(Or at least black ones with jack-o-lanterns, or with glow-in-the-dark ghosts?)
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Oh god...I actually remember requesting this. (There may have been other fans, too, but I'm just saying.) This...makes me very happy. Not only is my inner fangirl satisfied, but the part of me that loves seeing Squishy angry is too. Oh yeah...he's going to end up killing everyone that was involved with this mess.
I love it! Insta-fav!
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O-HO. So you're the culprit.
So pleased you liked, and - hang on, is that a DRAKKEN avatar?
*coherent sentences give way to squeal-y delight*
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Noooooo...Probably.
This? Yup, it's a Carameldansen Drakken. Made it to go with my friend's Ron. So I'm guessing your a Drakken fan too?
You bet I like it! Now all I got to do it get some ink, print it out, and put it on my wall.
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I'm not sure what makes me giggle more - the thought of my art on someone's wall, or what people will think when they see it. Hope your folks are an understanding lot.
Yeah, definitely a fan of Dr D. Nerdy mad scientist? I'm so there. Even if the show itself tends to make me cringe.
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O.O........ 
*is now a smouldring skelington on the floor* I still want him.
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Poor Jonathan. What hell have I wrought?
...a gallery littered with fangirl corpses, apparently.
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Yes, yes you have. And it shall be a glorious gallery!
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Don't know where that link came from......DON'T FOLLOW IT!! IT'S A TRAP!! D:
By the way I'm still just a charred skellington, but my flesh is slowly returing!
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You just made my day.
Squishy... in a speedo...?
People have perverse tastes. >.> Wonder who those people could be.
XD
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Thank you! *bows*
It's my firm belief that such tastes are subconscious but amazingly widespread. *grins*
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Oh, join the rapidly hemorrhaging crew, why don't you.
*winks*
*slips in random puddle of blood*
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Oh my God. He is infuriated and it is pure love. I never asked for this but I want it now! XD
*Zoolander/Mugato voice* My God, it's beautiful.
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*snerk* I anticipate your subconscious desires. Spooooooky.
I suggest to gaze your fill, and then invest in a sturdy pair of running shoes.
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*Spontaneously combusts* Sorry, my inner fangirl just got the better of me. I don't remeber seeing anything about this (I am a CAT phan) but I'm certainly not opposed to it! XD Girl, you just made my New Years.
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*maniacal cackle* Pleased to hear it! What horrors ought I to subject him to for Valentine's Day, I wonder?
The Captain actually tipped me off about the Speedo demand, so blame/glomp/review her (she just updated her Xmas story...)
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Oh, well it is better not to ask me darling. SOme of the things that come from my mind aren't fit for the public eye. XD I am hopeless... Maybe something cupid-y, if you catch my drift.
Oh really, I'll let her know my appriciation then. Thanks for the tip!
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Um. THANK YOU!
If a skinny bastard in a Speedo constitutes fine art, the world is my oyster!
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*runs around frantically mopping up bloodspills*
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE! *squeezes* Stop bleeding! It's very bad for you!
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LOL
told XD I've missed ya! -tacklehug-
how are ya? How've ya been??
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Heh, I've been good - some much-needed unwinding after being all scholarly and final exams-y for two solid months, mostly. Which I conquer with my smart-ness, of course. *thumps chest*
I had a marvellous tobogganing adventure at 2 in the morning on New Year's Eve so now I'm all sore.
How 'bout youuuu?
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Good. And Oh my! Two months!?!? dannng, yay for smart-ness!
LOL sounds like you had a goood holiday
me? Wellllz, it feels might relaxing with this holiday vacation, no need to worry about tests, hw ect... Just nice relaxing time with the fam and food, and nice, looong hours of blissful sleep.
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Ack. 
*stomach explodes with happy*
A CATFan is now dead, and all because of you. It's your duty to pay the funeral bills.
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MY CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR'S PRESENT INSTEAD OF THAT PJ'S!!
Damn you Santa. I hate you now.
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Hoo boy. That makes... two cases of severe bleeding... and two deaths.
THIS IS SO UNSANITARY.
But...but...PJs are nice. *strokes Xmas jammies*
Please don't die. DON'T MAKE ME ZOMBIFY YOU. Although an army of zombie slaves would possibly make Techie and the Captain happier than just about anything.
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Of course it's unsanitary. It's Squishy in a Speedo.
MRAAWWRRHGHHHH......BRAAAIINNSSS...
Too late (:
Yeah. Techie and The Captain would love that. xD
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WANT!
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT!
...anyway, nice work!
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HO-kay, apparently I've just found my target audience.
Thank you!
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AUUUGUGHGHLUL:KJL:EJLKJ SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*brainexplosion* <-- you'll have to excuse both Rivka and Hiro. They've gone off to bleed quietly in a corner. Happily.
Oh lordy, he's going to kill us all, isn't he?
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It would not be unthinkable, yes.
"Flee, fleeeeee for your liiiiiives!!!!!"
...I'm channelling the Steward of Gondor, apparently.
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Heh.
I still can't even believe I drew this.
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I can't believe it, either XD
Man, he does NOT look happy
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