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Published: 2019-04-21 18:46:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 5142; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 5
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Bane finally decides to follow a course that will really hurt the Dark Knight, by becoming a Lawyer...Based on a conversational suggestion from my friend when we were talking about what Bane could do next to hound Batman
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still waiting on his first case on convicting a female super hereo and who should be # 1 hahahahahahah
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The case, the table, the opposition, its all the same
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"If we can't get you free, we'll brake the jury's back!"
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In another reality...Bane didn't break out of prison, he influence them to have him deal with hero troubles.Β
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He probably kicked his venom habit in that reality, and kept his mind clear.
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yeah, because venom's not used for court cases...but for breaking backs...heh, heh.Β
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to his evil underground clients : ladies and gentlemen : ( hahahahahahahahaha ) who should we go after first
sg, bg,pg, ww, bm, sm, captain America ectβ¦β¦ lock them up, lock them up, ww, bm, bg,hahahahahahahahahaΒ I want pg im going in arkam next month says doc ock hahahahahahah
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well will we see some stories about convicting heroes hahahahahahahaha would be nice
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If I ever gat around to it, I get distracted.
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"They broke the law in your detriment? We'll break their backs at court for you"
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Nice, I rather like that
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βWe break those who break the law for you.β Heh awesome work here
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im a attorney for the villians because they are misguided and always assaulted by those do gooders
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Yep they are all just 'Victims of circumstance' and victims of a brutal vigilante who beats up people poorer than him
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LOL Oh my god XD but when he gets mad at the end of every trial and smashes the court room things don't go well long term XDΒ
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Scary thought. Bane probably knows when to remain calm and when to intimidate the court by smashing a table at the right moment to swing their opinion
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lol I joke but he probably COULD do it , the real him not the goofy cartoon him they sometimes make XDΒ
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It seems a near perfect fit for him, and with the bonus that he can cause problems for Batman legally and Batman could do very little to stop him
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He broke his back, now he can break his bank account. This reminds me of that elseworlds story that Sean Gordon Murphy did recently. Batman White Knight.
Were you inspired by that work?
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I haven't read Batman White Knight, the idea just came up in conversation when I was complaining about how Bane has been used recently, and this seemed a more amusing alternative
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The SJWβs escaped containment at DC, and are now Fucking it up now too. And of course Dan Didio in his infinite idiocy had to bring Bendis, Sue Deconnick, and G. White Islam Wilson over to make the infection terminal.
Seriously, LA and New York need to burn to the ground.
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"Here at O'Neil's, Dixon's, Moench's and Nolan's - We only believe the law should be, after all, fair. No one needs their back broken unless they deserve it. And trust us, neither the batkish Billionaires or anyone else won't see it coming!"
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Wish i'd thought of that, I particularly like that name of the Legal firm
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Well, you're more than welcome to use it if you want my permission. I honestly don't mind! 
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The Ultimate Nightmare according to Det. Jake Peralta and Batman.
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I'm liking this idea more and more
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