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AdamWarren — FFVII changes for the PSP

Published: 2008-04-12 22:08:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 53778; Favourites: 867; Downloads: 3289
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Description Behold, the last videogame-related humor piece I did for Official Playstation Magazine (formerly PSM); a deadline crunch on EMPOWERED vol. 3 forced the feature to be discontinued for the time being. In theory, the strip could conceivably return to the magazine in the future, if'n we could think of a new "hook" or novel approach to take with it... (So far, I got nothin'.)

Anyhoo, this strip in particular speculates about possible changes and improvements that might be made to FINAL FANTASY VII when it's re-released for the PSP... Woo, hoo. Had to dig up one of my old FFVII strategy guides (the cool, unofficial one with the neat poster, from those bygone days when unauthorized guidebooks were still printed) for reference, here; amazingly, I'd managed to repress my memories of the game's bizarre "crossdressing Cloud" missions until I reread the strategy book...
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Comments: 192

Kisses4Katie [2014-01-19 02:25:22 +0000 UTC]

WOW you have the Casey Loe FFVII guide?  I have a few measly pages left and .... the poster!!!
I love you and I love it when I had your mags from PSM and Animerica... awesome cover of the Dirty Pair, I am saving it in case I ever get your signature.  <3


I love you even more now for reminding me of these times.  

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Anon4099 [2012-06-27 00:17:18 +0000 UTC]

best
chocobo
ever XD

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BlueSpiritFire1 [2012-04-11 01:07:43 +0000 UTC]

xD did Cloud just pop out of Lion King or something!?
I'm not even going to touch the 'size compensaton' issues that have now arisen from the last panel. too many xD

lol, 'racktasticity'!

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gdpr-10151684 [2012-01-15 03:27:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god! I saw this in a PlayStation magazine issue years ago! I can't believe I found the guy who did this! Awesome job, man!

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Evil-Urd [2011-03-05 19:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Men only wish they looked as pretty as Cloud in that dress Maybe that is why that mission is there, so many guys may live vicariously through him XD
Pimped chocobo, dies

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Kisses4Katie [2011-01-31 00:42:20 +0000 UTC]

YESH you have the unofficial guidebook. The only one worth having!~

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CaptLaSoul [2010-09-03 06:28:34 +0000 UTC]

Lmao!

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ninjaSpence [2010-06-30 02:50:13 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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ninjaSpence [2010-06-30 00:39:21 +0000 UTC]

I support it!!! LOL

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DoodleZX [2010-06-14 02:40:40 +0000 UTC]

Cloud looks like a Troll in the show Trollz...

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gethsemane-butler [2010-02-14 19:08:31 +0000 UTC]

"...and now Sephiroth generates his own slash fanfiction from within the game itself..."

He's just that talented.

PFFF!

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DarkerEve [2009-12-14 08:26:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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LadyNin-Chan [2009-07-17 17:45:43 +0000 UTC]

OMG this is great. I had a PSM magazine subscription for like 2 or 3 years and the first thing I did was turn to the back to read your comics lol I love your art style!

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Kinnek0 [2009-07-06 12:53:55 +0000 UTC]

OMG! That is funny.

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SorataYuy [2009-06-24 21:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Tifa is made more racktastic? But how is that possible, she's already like an E-cup, if not F. o.o

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Clovis15 [2009-05-25 02:52:43 +0000 UTC]

"...and now Sephiroth generates his own slash fanfiction from within the game itself..."

Laughing so hard right now it hurts...

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greatshoyru [2009-05-01 23:30:19 +0000 UTC]

I just couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes, awesome work.

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squirrelmobster [2009-04-21 16:49:38 +0000 UTC]

This is really funny. You should submit this to psm or some other gaming magazine.

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Nagflar [2009-04-12 00:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Bad thing it wasnt a remake... good thing it didnt turned out bad either xDD.

I loved your ideas!! Hope they consider them someday xDD.

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EatToast [2009-02-18 17:20:50 +0000 UTC]

hey! i have the issue this was shown it! i laughed so hard at it. amazing job, it's great.

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samthemateriahunter [2009-02-11 02:18:16 +0000 UTC]

that is crazily funny

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MasamunesSong [2009-01-16 22:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh, no way! I saw this in the magazine and it made me ROFL, not kidding. ^^

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casadrat06 [2008-12-28 05:28:56 +0000 UTC]

I dunno if I commented this yet -- but this is hilarious. Great job. *nodnod*

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KiwiKidd101 [2008-11-15 20:18:58 +0000 UTC]

great work, very funny lol

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Zeba-chan [2008-10-07 01:58:48 +0000 UTC]

He generates his OWN slash!?!??!
For Reals!!!
totally awesome!!!!


now he can save me the trouble of writing and finding them online....
i'll never leave the house again!!!!

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Wee203 [2008-07-29 16:25:14 +0000 UTC]

That is way too funny, DUB edition chocobos

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stefichan [2008-07-23 13:23:15 +0000 UTC]

I have that same strategy guide!!

I liked that it showed you what each character looked like with their different weapons, and every shot of Red XIII looked exactly the same.

Of course I don't have the poster anymore. I bestowed it upon my lil bro when I "moved out and grew up".

Also, I think Sephy was generating slash fics the moments the first screen shots of that game were released, hah!

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MyIncentive [2008-07-21 09:08:33 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE Cloud's hair.

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devilkitten1 [2008-06-09 19:31:34 +0000 UTC]

Laughing...so hard...i can't breath... BRAVO!!!!

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GodModeGOD [2008-06-08 23:52:53 +0000 UTC]

Just as planned.

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Garabatoz [2008-06-02 23:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Shahahaahaha very good very good XD

Hell yeah 400 feet

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jaime9526 [2008-06-02 14:51:13 +0000 UTC]

my copy of said strategy guide got a lil crunched...which oddly enough protected the BGC trading cards with your art on from Manga Mania. Strange coincidence? Notice the way no one has mentioned how FFVII was probably the first game to feature mobile phones....btw is it really being redone for psp? I heard something about a PSP remake announced after the end credits on Crisis Core, but thats not out here till...oooh 20 days from now.

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Koricthegreat [2008-05-30 20:51:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL! man! Racktasticity! Clouds hair and sword! the chocobo! Yo I'm gettin dat game!

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GeomancerEDG [2008-05-29 21:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I have that exact same Strategy Guide. It was so much cooler than the official one.

Also, it's still a shame PSM got bought out.
Love your work man, ever since I first saw it in Grunge: The movie.

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Nico6688 [2008-05-27 00:43:31 +0000 UTC]

I love me some final fantasy.

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SiegfriedStauffenber [2008-05-22 11:22:17 +0000 UTC]

Good lord... now with 500% more FABULOUS.

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Aillanna [2008-05-13 23:28:39 +0000 UTC]

I lolled. /:

I lolled pretty hardcore, actually. xD

It just makes me sad to see how much they've taken FFVII and commercialized it the past few years. Which is why it does make me feel better to laugh about it once in a while. Which I did here. 0:

And now I'm rambling, so I'll stop.

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BoredomKillsPie [2008-05-11 10:55:40 +0000 UTC]

they had all the fancy stuff for clouds outfit on the ps1 game, the cologne lingerie tiara.

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jovita-san [2008-05-09 05:10:18 +0000 UTC]

jajajajaj es geniaaal!!!!!Muy bueno

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Lazypoet09 [2008-05-04 23:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Love it!

Silly Sephiroth! Lol.

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HK666 [2008-05-02 23:53:12 +0000 UTC]

Last panel is a riot!!

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mordennight [2008-04-29 02:47:46 +0000 UTC]

Always funny WArren. You know what makes gamers laugh.

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weremole [2008-04-28 16:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Whoa. Both 8-bit and this cracks "pimp my chocobo" jokes. Great minds must think alike.

Favved and such.

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Psychotime [2008-04-26 23:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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The-Devi-stator [2008-04-26 09:02:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

"Sephiroth now generates his own slash" - you mean, he doesn't already? >;D

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drakefenwick [2008-04-25 22:32:05 +0000 UTC]

They can make her rack even bigger?

Oh the wonders of technology!

-B!

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Blucaracal [2008-04-25 10:00:41 +0000 UTC]

What no tvs in the back so the other chocobo riders can watch Advent children while they ride behind me

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ginwu [2008-04-25 00:14:13 +0000 UTC]

God, that's great. Slash, crossdressing and giant boobs, what more could a girl want?

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ChadVision [2008-04-24 05:08:34 +0000 UTC]

First saw it in the playstation magazine and laughed my ass off because its so true

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Big-Wired [2008-04-23 00:55:52 +0000 UTC]

I swore, I had almost lost it at the last box, talking about Sephiroth's self generating slash fanfiction. That was utter brilliance, dude.

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