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Published: 2014-11-25 22:28:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 2146; Favourites: 49; Downloads: 2
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Have you ever watched someone trying to unload unfinished cake on the rest of the world? There’s a sort of desperation that kicks in once they realize they’ve bought an entire cake but no one’s going to finish it. It’s one of life’s many little tragedies.

Of all the giant monsters of the world, the ones made entirely of cake are among my favorite. But coconut raisin? That’s just diabolical.

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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, November 21st.

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---AK

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Comments: 67

AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2017-02-22 01:05:43 +0000 UTC]

Raisins are an abomination to baked goods everywhere.

---AK

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Lugia20711 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2017-02-22 01:41:24 +0000 UTC]

I agree with you. 

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Nemesisprime91 [2015-12-08 02:10:37 +0000 UTC]

He mixed Coconut and Raisins?! THE ACTUAL HELL COOK!?! YOU NEVER MIX THOSE TWO!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Nemesisprime91 [2015-12-08 22:08:57 +0000 UTC]

I find it's best not to mix raisins with anything but bran.

---AK

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LowlyDeadpan57 [2015-11-18 22:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Find JackSepticEye, he loves all cake. :3

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SkeletonGaming In reply to LowlyDeadpan57 [2016-07-28 21:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Yas he does X3

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LowlyDeadpan57 [2015-11-19 02:17:04 +0000 UTC]

There's enough cake for all!

---AK

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DracoGuerrero [2015-10-13 21:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Videogame. Based on Food.Now!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DracoGuerrero [2015-10-14 00:12:15 +0000 UTC]

Burger Time?

---AK

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DracoGuerrero In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-10-14 08:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Mass Snackcide

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Kaijukid23 [2015-06-04 02:27:19 +0000 UTC]

Actually, i kinda wonder how coconut cream taste like

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Kaijukid23 [2015-06-05 17:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Like the creamiest of coconuts.

---AK

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JamToon [2015-02-09 03:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Haha, loved! This is awesome, really!
The coloring is superb!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to JamToon [2015-02-10 03:03:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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JamToon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-02-10 17:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely no problem!

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Size-And-Stupidity [2014-12-07 00:13:22 +0000 UTC]

I don't know why, but Coconut gives me the creeps too...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2014-12-07 04:44:29 +0000 UTC]

As it should, clearly.

---AK

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wxzhenghoppytruffles [2014-11-29 19:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Haha!
Winslow has his priorities straight.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to wxzhenghoppytruffles [2014-11-29 21:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Sure does!

---AK

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ejala [2014-11-29 03:10:14 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't want it as cake, but both coconut and raisins were ingredients in the curry bake I made earlier this week, and it was pretty good...
Mind, it was golden raisins and unsweetened coconut along with about two dozen other things like garlic and peas and cumin.

Different note, I can only assume that this baker is the Mustache Wizard's second cousin, once removed, the one no one ever mentions or invites to the mustache reunion for reasons that can't be mentioned here, and the cake monster is the Wizard's fault.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ejala [2014-11-29 05:08:18 +0000 UTC]

I would only blame the Moustache Wizard is the cake had a mustache.

---AK

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TehTadpoleJackson [2014-11-28 20:41:12 +0000 UTC]

The one time Winslow's inhuman digestive system proves useful...
It just had to be coconut raisin!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TehTadpoleJackson [2014-11-29 05:08:35 +0000 UTC]

Curses!

---AK

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HighRollerHydra [2014-11-27 03:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh, pfft...Cake Boss, the reality cooking show?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to HighRollerHydra [2014-11-27 15:41:42 +0000 UTC]

Kind of like that, yeah.

---AK

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HighRollerHydra [2014-11-27 03:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Coconut I understand, but RAISIN? Is such a cake possible?!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to HighRollerHydra [2014-11-27 15:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Lord, I hope not.

---AK

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ElectricGecko [2014-11-27 02:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Man, I could SO go for some coconut raisin cake.  Then again, I'm Canadian and we put raisins in everything.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2014-11-27 15:41:23 +0000 UTC]

You could be the hero we need. Not necessarily the one we deserve, but definitely the one we need.

---AK

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Sesquicentennial [2014-11-26 22:53:59 +0000 UTC]

This is funny.  I found this cake page cakecrumbs.deviantart.com/art/… right next to yours on my feed.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Sesquicentennial [2014-11-27 15:40:55 +0000 UTC]

See? I'm promoting cake without even trying!

---AK

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sevenofeleven [2014-11-26 21:49:28 +0000 UTC]

Looks great.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to sevenofeleven [2014-11-27 15:40:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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Madailein [2014-11-26 16:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Ha, ha, ha!  He reached the cake boss level!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Madailein [2014-11-26 19:37:16 +0000 UTC]

The most dangerous level of all!

---AK

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BashfulSoul [2014-11-26 14:41:28 +0000 UTC]

 
It's Cakezilla!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to BashfulSoul [2014-11-26 19:37:04 +0000 UTC]

RUN!!!

---AK

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DLBtheFishPriest [2014-11-26 10:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he's the same chef the Delightful Children From Down the Lane go to for their monster cakes?...and regular cakes too.

Coconut raisin?! I'll be your champion. XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DLBtheFishPriest [2014-11-26 19:36:55 +0000 UTC]

If you want to eat it, be my guest.

---AK

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Dagger-13 [2014-11-26 08:30:17 +0000 UTC]

I have never heard of coconut raisin.....I am now curious as to how on earth that would taste, because I wouldn't have put those two things together.  I think your cartoon has had the unfortunate side effect of raising awareness for this flavour, as opposed to letting it die out quietly

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2014-11-26 19:36:29 +0000 UTC]

I don't even know if the flavor really exists! God, I hope not!

---AK

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Afrodisium [2014-11-26 07:22:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm with you on that one, Winslow.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Afrodisium [2014-11-26 19:36:07 +0000 UTC]

Amen.

---AK

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Rodlox [2014-11-26 04:41:13 +0000 UTC]

not because its alive and attacking the city, oh no...because its coconut raisin.

makes sense.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rodlox [2014-11-26 19:35:58 +0000 UTC]

Winslow's logic is flawless.

---AK

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hooksnfangs [2014-11-26 02:49:51 +0000 UTC]

GIANT CAKE BOSS is all sorts of awesome!
So will we see GIANT RADIOACTIVE KAIJU SANDWICH ARMAGEDDON VS CAKE BOSS some time?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2014-11-26 19:35:42 +0000 UTC]

That would be a truly epic fight. For the sequel.

---AK

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paintmarvels [2014-11-26 00:39:04 +0000 UTC]

Hey! this is a picture of my Birthday party!!! (amazing...how can you be so amazing my friend!??)

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to paintmarvels [2014-11-26 01:15:32 +0000 UTC]

I have eyes everywhere.

---AK

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woohooligan [2014-11-26 00:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't mister Pringles baker be laughing maniacally? I mean... if it's his creation, that means he's got the city at his mercy!

But to be fair to Winslow, coconut is nasty. Coconut cake doubly so... even suggesting that something be made with coconut is pretty literally like offering wood shavings as an ingredient.

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