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Now that Winslow has won a sizable (if undefined) amount of money with a winning lottery ticket ak-is-harmless.deviantart.com/… , it’s time to spend it! Money in the hands of Winslow is a potential danger. He’s just as likely to spend it on ham sandwiches, night vision goggles, and girlie mags as he is on stolen antiquities and doomsday devices. The option depicted here is a more responsible choice: hiring Salma Hayek to star in a movie is an investment, really. Just think of the money he could make with this thing!

One day, Salma Hayek will actually stumble upon this comic and write me a letter, flattered that a superstar such as myself would include her in one of my strips. And I’ll take that letter and hang it on my wall next to the similar letter I’m still waiting to receive from Neil Patrick Harris ak-is-harmless.deviantart.com/… . So Ms. Hayek, if you ever read this, please know that I hold you in the highest regard possible, and that the next two strips mentioning you are admittedly creepy. I apologize. Winslow is a creepy character to write for. You only have to say the word and I’ll draw a picture of you kicking Winslow in the face. He deserves it.

The idea for this one stems from a similar idea a friend of mine plans to carry out should he win the lottery. His idea, however, has a better shot at actually being made.

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, December 9th.

Become a fan of Ben & Winslow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/Ben-Win…

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Now that Winslow has won a sizable (if undefined) amount of money with a winning lottery ticket ak-is-harmless.deviantart.com/… , it’s time to spend it! Money in the hands of Winslow is a potential danger. He’s just as likely to spend it on ham sandwiches, night vision goggles, and girlie mags as he is on stolen antiquities and doomsday devices. The option depicted here is a more responsible choice: hiring Salma Hayek to star in a movie is an investment, really. Just think of the money he could make with this thing!

One day, Salma Hayek will actually stumble upon this comic and write me a letter, flattered that a superstar such as myself would include her in one of my strips. And I’ll take that letter and hang it on my wall next to the similar letter I’m still waiting to receive from Neil Patrick Harris ak-is-harmless.deviantart.com/… . So Ms. Hayek, if you ever read this, please know that I hold you in the highest regard possible, and that the next two strips mentioning you are admittedly creepy. I apologize. Winslow is a creepy character to write for. You only have to say the word and I’ll draw a picture of you kicking Winslow in the face. He deserves it.

The idea for this one stems from a similar idea a friend of mine plans to carry out should he win the lottery. His idea, however, has a better shot at actually being made.

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, December 9th.

Become a fan of Ben & Winslow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/Ben-Win…

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