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AK-Is-Harmless — Let's Make a Woman!
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Published: 2013-08-27 20:37:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 2480; Favourites: 49; Downloads: 4
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Greetings! I hope you’ve all been enjoying the latest issue of Defenestration. Now it’s time for another thrilling episode of Ben & Winslow! When we left Winslow, he had died after seeing Apsara in a little black dress. But he’s a cartoon character, so he’s back from the dead and ready to move on with his life. Or rather, he’s ready to move on with his love life, which is mercifully nonexistant.The idea that you could engineer a person–let alone a friend or even a girlfriend–is fundamentally flawed. Winslow’s certainly made stranger things with both organic and inorganic material. But this can’t end well.
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---AK
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Comments: 54
Well, it's hard to argue with a portal to the peanut butter dimension.
---AK
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No, I mean when he was explaining why he was using vegetables instead of meat.
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Not arguing there.
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Nothing ever ends well when Winslow's involved.
---AK
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Delicious!
---AK
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From my heart and my hand, why don't people understand?
Looks great.
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*Squeaks walker*
Geez, I remember when the movie came out.
Kelly LeBrock was so hot back then.
Danny Elfman is pretty old now too.
From Oingo Boingo to Movie and tv show themes.
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It may not end well, but I'd wager it's going to be entertaining....
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You're own personal weird science*echos*. He has some of the makings for a vegan girlfriend.
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---AK
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*packs up some bread* To the Peanut Butter Dimension!
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It's a lot of fun, until you realize you have to pass through Winslow's mouth to get there.
---AK
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...please tell me he brushes his teeth. Does he even have teeth?
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Of course. But he's a biter.
---AK
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It makes me wonder if Winslow isn't allowed 50 feet of any other stuff
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He hasn't been caught doing anything wrong at the other places.
---AK
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Gee...I wonder why you're not allowed near dead things...
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All the science!
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Forget Organic girlfriends, man. Build yourself a robot girlfriend!
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Robotics is Ben's area of expertise. Winslow's all about biology.
---AK
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Love the portal to the Peanut Butter Dimension! Also the court order is totally humorous!
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Me want Blonde this time, however.
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I'm not surprised, Winslow. *eyes order* This says you have to stay away from elementary schools too....?
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No, schools are okay. Retirement homes are off limits, though.
---AK
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Who needs a girl when your mouth makes peanut butter?
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Might make ya really fat XD
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Corn, broccoli, brussel sprouts, and a head of lettuce/cabbage. Can't see anything going horribly, horribly wrong.
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That box is only the beginning.
---AK
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A portal to the peanut butter realm in your mouth? You'd need another portal to the milk dimension, otherwise you'd never be able to speak properly ever again.
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Well, it only opens when he tries to arrange a date.
---AK
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Awesome, then he can just pass it off as shyness.
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This would be funny except that peanut butter portals in one's mouth are NO LAUGHING MATTER!
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It's incredibly serious, yes.
---AK
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So serious you could shake a stick at it.
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Building a girlfriend, that's certainly some weird science.
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