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Published: 2015-03-10 21:14:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1383; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 2
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Description I’m not a chef, or even a reasonably talented cook, but I AM an adult responsible for several small children, so it is inevitable that I have to prepare meals for my family. And because I know how to cook certain things better than other things, that means my family tends to eat from the same menu. But maybe one day I’ll shake things up a bit. Maybe I’ll start charging them.

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Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, March 6th.

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---AK
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Comments: 25

JamToon [2015-03-16 00:06:20 +0000 UTC]

"God, I don't understand, why people keep asking me that, we're not a restaurant!"
Loved, it was really creative, haha.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to JamToon [2015-03-16 01:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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JamToon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-16 17:14:01 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely no problem!

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DTJB [2015-03-12 22:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Giving us the punchline right away.  Risky, but very effective.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DTJB [2015-03-14 03:02:58 +0000 UTC]

That's how I like my humor. Risky.

---AK

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CatThatCameFromHell [2015-03-11 22:17:47 +0000 UTC]

Nice :3

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CatThatCameFromHell [2015-03-12 02:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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Jesse-the-art-maker [2015-03-11 00:43:11 +0000 UTC]

Tuna rolls? gross! lol I like tuna sandwiches, but just tuna by its self? No thanks, lol

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Jesse-the-art-maker [2015-03-12 02:23:26 +0000 UTC]

Tuna rolls are actually pretty good.

---AK

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Jesse-the-art-maker In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-12 04:33:11 +0000 UTC]

If you say so friend...

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hooksnfangs [2015-03-11 00:13:47 +0000 UTC]

Hmm I wanna try bacon wrapped scallops now!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2015-03-12 02:23:45 +0000 UTC]

They're amazing.

---AK

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Rodlox [2015-03-10 23:08:27 +0000 UTC]

thought Ben was going to tell the clipboard-holder "who're you?" 

very nice comic.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rodlox [2015-03-12 02:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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Phraggle [2015-03-10 23:03:24 +0000 UTC]

I like how the same joke twice worked both times.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phraggle [2015-03-12 02:24:22 +0000 UTC]

That's the beauty of recycling!

---AK

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Phraggle In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-12 22:49:47 +0000 UTC]

The rain forest thanks you.

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Size-And-Stupidity [2015-03-10 22:49:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2015-03-12 02:26:03 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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ElectricGecko [2015-03-10 22:16:43 +0000 UTC]

I love bacon-wrapped scallops.  Why haven't I eaten bacon-wrapped scallops recently?  What's wrong with me?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2015-03-12 02:25:00 +0000 UTC]

I haven't had them in a while, either.

We're both monsters, apparently.

---AK

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glowworm56 [2015-03-10 22:13:29 +0000 UTC]

"We're not a restaurant." seems to be a classic protest parents always make to their children.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to glowworm56 [2015-03-12 02:25:50 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. And kids don't care.

---AK

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Dagger-13 [2015-03-10 21:34:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to believe that you are so fancy that you feed your kids appetisers before your three-course-dinner every evening.  You can play it down, but I can hear the silverware from here

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2015-03-12 02:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Several kinds.

---AK

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