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Published: 2006-02-21 16:56:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1414; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 461
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Notes From My Back Pocket Presents: Types of Sushi!
Yes, it's my comic strip drawn on scrap paper and made in under three minutes. It's Hastily Drawn Fun (TM) at its best. Inspired in part by a doodle created while in Hawai'i: [link]
Notes From My Back Pocket is my monthly "column" in Defenestration Magazine. Which means, if you're seeing this on deviantART, that the new issue is up. So go look: [link]
Even though this is a completed work, and the POINT of thing is to be doodled, I'm going to put it in my Scraps gallery later.
---AK
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Comments: 71
That's pretty damn terrifying.
---AK
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I used to have a tiny clown that had arms that would clip onto random things including my finger and CHOPSTICKS. Clowns aren't only nutritious, but they also make your tummy giggle!
I missed your funny, AK. I'll try to get on here more often to keep up with the laughs. 
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I'll bring the limo around and it's off to good times in despotism!
---AK
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What is it with him and clowns? The implication of a connection alone frightens me.
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It's a fiendish plot, no doubt.
---AK
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Miniature clowns are better fried than raw.
Too squishy and they resist too much.
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but what if they are soooo small,
that when you eat them
they make their own little circus in your
tummy....O.O
*cries*
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Hahahaha!
Fantastico!
Damn. I wish tiny clowns really were on the menu at sushi restaurants. I'd gobble them up by the platter-full.
I hate clowns. But I'm sure I'd love to DEVOUR THEM!!
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i LOVE eating tiny clowns...
my 14 year old friend is "married" to a 33 year old paedophile
i dunno how that relates but yeah
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That makes all the sense in the world.
---AK
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I am SO hungry now. And craving octopus.
The clown in the chopsticks reminds me of this really really nasty horrible picture I saw once.
But your picture is cute.
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Yes, clowns often dredge up horrible images!
---AK
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Okay, but don't get any in the clowns' eyes. They'll start screaming.
---AK
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Neato. Their screaming will only provoke me into swallowing them whole, in order to silence them more rapidly... That way I can internalize their fear as well as suddenly gaining the ability to juggle tiny objects.
See how everything just falls into place?
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If they're anything like most sushi? Terrible.
---AK
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The octopus concerns me. Maybe he ought to check his stomach (IE vomit) for octopus eggs.
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The eggs are PART of the sushi.
---AK
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I'll have to ask for some tiny clowns the next time I go to a sushi bar.
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They won't have them. They've been overfished.
---AK
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It's an aquired taste.
---AK
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mmmm clown sushi, the most aquired taste, i think people are put of by its giggling everytime you bite it.
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OR the blood-curdling screams.
---AK
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the fact that it tries to crawl out of your nmouth, we oculd go on forever
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Tiny clowns are by far my favorite!
I drew all over my TAKS test today at school--hey! They gave us room to write, I can find room to draw! The woman kept walking past and asking me if I was done with my test, and I told her "Yes, but I don't have anything else to draw on." She though I was crazy.
Well, okay, I am. The truth comes out!
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What is a TAKS test?
----AK
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Texas Assesment of something or other....
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Too much. Sometimes it spills out so I have to carry around a garbage bag.
---AK
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*pulls out lunchpail*
*starts eating tiny clowns with chopsticks*
....*friends blink*
dude. someone should SO make those. lol
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Via genetic engineering.
---AK
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Man... you guys and your puns...
---AK
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Clown sushi, eh? I bet those taste pretty funny. Ohhh, I get an F for making than pun...
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They taste so completely unfunny it's not even funny.
---AK
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