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AK-Is-Harmless β€” The Benefits of Time Travel

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Published: 2008-07-29 02:14:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 16316; Favourites: 307; Downloads: 1115
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Description Last one! This was based on Dubhghall 's suggestion of "ontological paradox." I don't want to say I saved the best for last, but I definitely like this one the most.

And no, this isn't some Freudian reflection on my impending fatherhood.

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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Comments: 188

Platypusofdoom [2016-09-17 18:57:49 +0000 UTC]

And then, one second later, the universe collapsed due to a time paradox.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Platypusofdoom [2016-09-18 19:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Happens all the time.

---AK

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Rodlox [2015-05-31 07:15:21 +0000 UTC]

the mere contemplation of using it, made it effective.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rodlox [2015-05-31 11:29:08 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. Time travel is amazing.

---AK

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Dragonrider1227 [2014-10-02 00:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Wait, if you go back in time to give yourself a condom, you won't have the kid and if you don't have the kid you won't need to go back in time to give yourself a condom so you WON'T use a condom and so you'll have the kid and want to go back in time and

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dragonrider1227 [2014-10-02 22:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much, yeah.

---AK

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Dragonrider1227 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2014-10-03 00:12:43 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Minebot45 [2014-08-18 14:36:50 +0000 UTC]

Classic. Just classic.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Minebot45 [2014-08-18 20:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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super-Epic-Waffle [2014-07-09 20:12:31 +0000 UTC]

hilarious!! XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to super-Epic-Waffle [2014-07-09 21:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

---AK

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super-Epic-Waffle In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2014-07-13 08:07:23 +0000 UTC]

youre very welcome!!

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HighRollerHydra [2013-10-28 05:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Did he just save the future?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to HighRollerHydra [2013-10-29 02:19:06 +0000 UTC]

He did. His future.

---AK

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Lunar-Gone-Solar [2013-02-26 03:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Aha.

Idk why, but it took me a few hours to get the joke.

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jellycat1 [2013-02-21 05:04:44 +0000 UTC]

oh that's just mean, but honest

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to jellycat1 [2013-02-22 23:34:47 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed.

---AK

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starryeyed-nz [2012-11-04 05:52:11 +0000 UTC]

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to starryeyed-nz [2012-11-04 18:13:49 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Xarendargar [2012-07-13 08:52:42 +0000 UTC]

who knew time travel was blue and spikey,

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Xarendargar [2012-07-13 13:32:58 +0000 UTC]

It's a little known fact. I found that out after traveling back in time myself.

---AK

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GerudoValley [2011-04-29 17:23:29 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd at the kid's expression.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GerudoValley [2011-04-30 04:29:39 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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IamBOXBOY [2011-01-30 03:20:24 +0000 UTC]

I love this! Great style and great humor.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to IamBOXBOY [2011-01-30 18:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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GerudoValley [2010-08-26 05:45:04 +0000 UTC]

It was this, or the second theory Doc came up with in Back to the Future Part II. The "galaxy being destroyed" part.

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GerudoValley [2010-07-24 15:55:34 +0000 UTC]

hooray for paradoxes!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GerudoValley [2010-07-25 04:07:07 +0000 UTC]

They're delightful.

---AK

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JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO [2010-01-12 10:36:49 +0000 UTC]

it was the right thing to do

John Doe

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phildog [2009-09-15 15:19:58 +0000 UTC]

This is why I'm pro-abortion.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to phildog [2009-09-16 00:15:16 +0000 UTC]

He'd just come pack as a time traveling ghost.

---AK

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Entula [2009-08-07 12:52:54 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah!!!! omg i laughed so hard!^___^

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Entula [2009-08-08 04:11:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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psycho-cookie [2009-08-02 11:03:10 +0000 UTC]

But the kid was so adorable!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to psycho-cookie [2009-08-02 18:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Not anymore he's not.

---AK

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psycho-cookie In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2009-08-02 18:37:00 +0000 UTC]

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y0hana [2009-03-06 15:33:13 +0000 UTC]

hahah! good one

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to y0hana [2009-03-08 22:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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y0hana In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2009-03-11 05:32:23 +0000 UTC]

youre welcome

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kibiart [2009-01-29 18:59:19 +0000 UTC]


but the kid was adorable!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to kibiart [2009-01-29 23:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Not anymore he's not!

---AK

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Zohrra In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2009-02-24 22:52:27 +0000 UTC]

*stops future you ever time traveling* yes he is see *kid poofs back*

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Papposilenos [2009-01-29 05:50:52 +0000 UTC]

Time travel paradoxes... great topic...

I also enjoy the openess of the comic, very nice...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Papposilenos [2009-01-29 23:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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offbyzero [2009-01-04 08:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, poor kid. xD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to offbyzero [2009-01-05 23:11:38 +0000 UTC]

He lived a sad life.

---AK

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Chameleon-Drei [2008-12-16 21:41:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Oh man that's hilarious. Godfather Complex ftw!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Chameleon-Drei [2008-12-16 22:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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faily-o-mcfailson [2008-12-08 01:24:32 +0000 UTC]



Nice.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to faily-o-mcfailson [2008-12-09 01:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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