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AK-Is-Harmless — VM 52-Forked In The Ass

Published: 2007-03-12 14:31:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 6398; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 35
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Description "Vampiric Minority 52: Forked In The Ass"

Chauncy doesn't understand the concept of punchlines.

To see all of the Vampiric Minority comics, go to this deviation: [link]

---AK
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Chibi-Cat [2007-09-22 01:43:28 +0000 UTC]

XD
Okay, so we may not know what the punchline is, but the first line of the joke is pretty funny!!!
was "forked in the ass" just something random that you came up with?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Chibi-Cat [2007-09-22 02:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Yes it was.

---AK

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Chibi-Cat In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-09-22 03:20:30 +0000 UTC]

It fits.

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fishtank-bomber [2007-03-22 23:26:26 +0000 UTC]

How do they come UP with this stuff? Comical genius! I must write this joke down!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to fishtank-bomber [2007-03-23 03:27:33 +0000 UTC]

Go for it.

---AK

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thevelociraptor [2007-03-18 22:08:11 +0000 UTC]

PWNED!!11one

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to thevelociraptor [2007-03-19 01:43:27 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Dagger-13 [2007-03-18 21:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Poor Chauncy. Although the joke does sound pretty funny

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2007-03-19 01:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Maybe in some other form.

---AK

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ErinHunting [2007-03-15 07:40:41 +0000 UTC]

One of the greatest mysteries of the world huh

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ErinHunting [2007-03-15 14:49:00 +0000 UTC]

Definitely.

---AK

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pookay [2007-03-14 14:59:36 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, those are how most of my jokes are

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to pookay [2007-03-14 15:13:21 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Zanru-nai In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2009-11-12 03:51:31 +0000 UTC]

i think the punchline is 'he said 'why don't we just spoon?"

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Zanru-nai [2009-11-13 02:19:10 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Azzers [2007-03-14 12:42:55 +0000 UTC]

lol I feel for him, hate telling a joke and people not getting it

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Azzers [2007-03-14 14:29:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's a crap feeling.

---AK

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NickyLicious [2007-03-14 00:21:48 +0000 UTC]

haha, good one

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to NickyLicious [2007-03-14 02:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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DrChrissy [2007-03-13 20:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Just "fork-get" about finding an appropriate punchline. Lawl

I like it.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DrChrissy [2007-03-14 02:57:36 +0000 UTC]

I've been slain by your pun!

---AK

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NeverEndingNightmare [2007-03-13 11:33:03 +0000 UTC]

poor Chauncy ... looks so sad... haha..

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to NeverEndingNightmare [2007-03-13 14:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I think that's how most people feel after a botched joke.

---AK

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NeverEndingNightmare In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-03-13 20:27:50 +0000 UTC]

hehe yup yup... i think so too ^-^ ...

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Funkykau [2007-03-13 06:08:04 +0000 UTC]

The thing I love about this comic is that not only didn't he get the joke

BUT HE WENT OFF AND TOLD SOMEONE ELSE!!!

He must have thought it was a great joke

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Funkykau [2007-03-13 14:45:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he broke rule number one of jokemaking.

---AK

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Funkykau In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-03-14 02:57:27 +0000 UTC]

The fifth rule is not to laugh so long that the person your telling the joke to stops laughing and looks at you weirdly!

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ionboy [2007-03-13 05:55:20 +0000 UTC]

lol that turned my bad day into a good one

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ionboy [2007-03-13 14:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Happy to be of service.

---AK

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KinaMorii [2007-03-13 05:15:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh boy....O.o

I hope he loses interest in that fork pretty soon.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to KinaMorii [2007-03-13 14:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully.

---AK

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Corsetx [2007-03-13 03:53:53 +0000 UTC]

He seems almost sad about the fork going in someones ass or could he have gotten a work mistaken lol

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Corsetx [2007-03-13 14:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm still trying to pinpoint his disappointment.

---AK

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13lackFriday [2007-03-13 03:34:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinkin' Chauncy gets creative
and takes the joke a little farther with that li'l fork he's got thar...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to 13lackFriday [2007-03-13 14:44:17 +0000 UTC]

Maybe. Or maybe he just thinks he needs a prop.

---AK

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DarkDaria713 [2007-03-12 22:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, he could always just punch someone... That always works for me...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DarkDaria713 [2007-03-13 02:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Plus, it's funny.

---AK

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DarkDaria713 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2007-03-13 22:39:07 +0000 UTC]

Well, duh.

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kalifla [2007-03-12 21:09:27 +0000 UTC]

Pun-chlines are for sissies anyway!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to kalifla [2007-03-13 02:21:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and we hate sissies!

---AK

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kbrandt [2007-03-12 18:57:02 +0000 UTC]

The fork in his hand makes me fear that if he understood the idea, the fork would land in somebody's ass....

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to kbrandt [2007-03-13 02:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Probably. I refuse to deny anything.

---AK

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Shinji-Sama [2007-03-12 18:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Teehee... that's too good. x3

I don't know what's funnier, the joke or the fact that he doesn't get it. Or perhaps that I know people who would do the same thing... >.<

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Shinji-Sama [2007-03-13 02:24:38 +0000 UTC]

All three.

---AK

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yoseimurasaki [2007-03-12 16:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Chauncy's face is priceless.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yoseimurasaki [2007-03-12 16:29:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he seems almost bummed out about the whole thing...

---AK

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CapnDeek373 [2007-03-12 16:19:53 +0000 UTC]

A UPS guy walks into a bar at the end of his shift with two monkies.
The bartender says "What's with the monkies"
The UPS guy says "I was supposed to deliver them, but there's no building at the address. Just an empty lot. I don't know what I'm gonna do with them."
The bartender says "Why don't you take them to the zoo?"

So the next day the same UPS guy walks back into the bar with the two monkies.
The bartender says "What happened? I thought you were gonna take them to the zoo?"
The UPS guy says, "I did.
And we had such a great time, I'm taking them to the County Fair tonight!"

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CapnDeek373 [2007-03-12 16:29:28 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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stormgrass [2007-03-12 15:07:53 +0000 UTC]

put the fork down.......

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to stormgrass [2007-03-12 16:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Never!

---AK

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