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Published: 2013-03-02 18:30:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 684; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 1
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baby black widows are knownto float - to alight on you
to ride you home
to grow -
to lurk -
hungrily
to birth more young
right where you live
dozens of them
to grow -
to lurk -
hungrily
they seem to have no plan
for now
except...
to grow -
to lurk -
hungrily
llp - dA - mar2013
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thanks for the fav!
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thanks, Rick, for the fav too...
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Those last two repetitive lines really cements the creep factor. I'm not afraid of spiders and do my best to chase them out rather than kill them whenever I see them in my home but the thought of swarms of anything esp., baby spiders (like the ones that teem all over mama's back) gives me the serious heebie jeebies.
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when it comes to spiders
i become as deadly as Dexter...
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in that case, insert the word 'more'!
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Give me the creeps, why don't you??!! I hate spiders. I remember the moment I knew I was a "grownup." It was when I was in my first apartment and realized that my dad wasn't there to kill the large, ugly spider in my living room.
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a 20 gauge with bird-shot works well...
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We have a woodpecker that keeps pecking at the metal thing (what's it called?) that caps our chimney. I tell you, I'm a woman of peace, but bird-shot doesn't sound entirely bad to me.
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a 'chimney cap' perhaps?
don't shoot the woodpecker!
maybe a scarecrow on the roof would do it?
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A chimney cap, yes. The first time it happened, my husband when outside the house and yelled at him until he flew off. I just tapped this metal plate on our chimney really hard.
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was he laughing as he flew away?
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I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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