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i'm not a wolf.
i am actually spiderman.
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"I don't like something. You should make a stamp about how bad it is because I don't like it."
Are you fucking serious?
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No, I'm a giant snail with a rainbow shell and hipster glasses, oh yea and I can fly too.
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Excuse the fail comment. DX
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PSSHH, GURL I'M LAUGING.
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Yeah, finally an anti-wolf stamp!
If i had a penny for every wolf comic, oc, story, group,
my house would be made of pure diamond, my clothes are made of diamonds, everything in my house is diamond, and would be the richest person in the universe forever.
Just sayin'......!
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well IM..... IM A CYBORG XD
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yeah, being a wolf wonΒ΄t make you any better :/
what is wrong with these people nowadays...
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I'm a shiny hipster mermaid with sparkly skin, eight spider arms, hooves, transparent hair and I'm Batman at night.
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You will save the internet one day.
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How do you know I'm not a wolf?
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Because your typing on a keyboard and speaking a human language. Derp.
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And wolves cannot do that. I don't see why that needed to be explained.
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Just because you've never seen one do that doesn't mean they can't.
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Can you also poop pokeballs?
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Yes. Yes it does.
Can you show me one doing it? Of course you can't, because wolves lack the mental capacity to even consider a language, let alone how to read it and then respond using a piece of technology. Not to mention their paws wouldn't even be able to pick the correct key due to their larger size and less fine motor skills.
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not to mention fingers. :I
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Wolves bark at each other. They have a "language", but not English or anything else used by humans.
tl;dr: No one on here is a wolf.
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My point here was that this person claimed to be a wolf, and yet was using human language and typing on a keyboard.
And yes, I'm aware that people using the internet and DA are not wolves.
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Then how come you can speak english?
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On another funny note; you could probably train a wolf to bat keys on a keyboard for food. XD That'd be funny to see.
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The fact that I can type disproves your theory.
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Wolves don't have fingers. they have paws.
I'm going to go get my little dog to type on my keybourd.
this is what an animal typing looks like:
jk1389udfsdfs90urqewn;lcdfs21bk8u21ehfnj a9
It's fun to pretend, isn't it? my point is, you're not a wolf. period.
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So your saying your a wolf? Right, how about you send me some photos of you typing, then? Oh, and maybe explain to me how you learnt the human language while no other wolves can? I honestly hope your a troll.
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true story indeed xD
You sure people should be told about that?
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Well, if people believe they are .. let'em. Who says you can't be what you want?
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I'm not a wolf, I'm a piece of toast, silly people!
I like wolves and all, but I am almost ashamed to like them because of most some wolf fans think they are wolves.
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What About Us Therians?
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Technically your still not wolves. You have a human body, so your a human, not a wolf. You may think like a wolf, but that doesn't make you one.
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Logical Therian's usually just seem to believe their personality is wolf-like or they have wolf-like spiritual traits. That's reasonable.
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Man, this was from a long time ago. I can't even remember what it was about. People can believe whatever they want though I guess. If they believe they're a wolf and that makes them happy then hey, I won't stop them.
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Actually, it makes them dangerous to be around because their delusions can make them harmful.
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What, all therians? Doubt it. Most just love wolves and want to be them. They're not going to hurt anyone because they want to be a wolf. If anyone believes they're a wolf to the point that they're harming people they probably have an underlying mental illness. I know a lot of therians and none of them are 'dangerous'. They're just regular people that have different spiritual beliefs. I mean, I could say that people that believe in Jesus are delusional and these delusions make them dangerous (which is actually more truthful than what you just said) but that would be generalizing an entire group when in reality only the small minority are at fault.
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I'm not talking about therians. Β I'm talking about idiots who believe they are actual wolves. I'm a therian and I don't want to be a wolf. I simply love and respect them as a species. Β I love and respect many other species as well. Β I have different spiritual beliefs and think you're a wolf isn't a spiritual belief. Β It's just being an idiot. Those people are embarrassments to logical therians who only believe they are spiritually acquainted with wolves through energy.
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Thanks for the Info 
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MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A PIG.
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my spirit animal is a jigglypuff.
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I bet it's a sparklejigglypuff.
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omg totally
NO WAIT
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A NINJA TURTLE
(lol i really hope you know I was being sarcastic)
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Oh, I know you were being sarcastic.
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Yeah you are NOT a WOLF but i am a wolf LOL
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