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Alex-namn — Alex's Nuzlocke Q and A part 3
Published: 2014-06-18 03:49:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2896; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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it's always end like this for all the Hoppip...
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Gaio: Hey Erik, You think Bucket is a handful, well i dare you to deal with freight Train for the day
Erik: Oh please he's your best friend how bad could he be,
Freight Train: Hey, no need for alarm but I may have angered some columbian drug lords and they maybe looking to kill us.
Gaio:*looks to Erik*, well have fun then *leaves room*
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Hahaha poor Gaio 
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Bucket: Yeah Erik I'm not all that bad
Erik: I get it compared to the alcoholic armoured dinosaur your a saint, anyway Freight train how long do think those drug lords get here
Freight Train: About *bullet ricochet of Freight Train's armour like skin* 0 seconds, GET DOWN
*Erik and Bucket hide behind cover while Freight Train just takes the bullets without a scratch*
Bucket:To think we go up against team magma and these nameless nut jobs are gonna kill us
Erik: I do see the irony
Freight Train: ha your bullets do nothing, YOU HEAR ME NOTHING *one guy pulls out a rocket launcher* that however will hurt, ALOT
* A ball of energy flys up into the sky*
Barton: DRACO METEOR
*The ball scatters to the earth destroying the various vehicles and armed drug lords*
Barton: Okay, I think there dead
Freight Train: Thanks Bart, but I had it handled
Bucket: Holy Crud are these guys dead
Freight Train: yeah, they try to kill us, self defence bro
Erik: I need to lie down
Bucket: should we bury them
Barton: Their piles of ash buddy
Erik: lets just agree this never happened agreed
All: Agreed
Gaio: I heard noise whats going*sees destruction* NOPE
(You know without the whole friendship stuff pokemon could easily turn humans to near extinction, but in my words they are still BADASS)
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The third world war! humans against Pokemon!!! that would be an amazing (Nuzlocke) comic!!!
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Yeah it would, but I feel like if we started a war against pokemon it would basically become like the war of the transformers and how it killed their planet cybertron
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yeah, that would be awesome possibly movie potential in it, also sorry my guys got Erik and Bucket involved in a firefight
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Yes indeed
And they would just be happy to help (but not together 
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Freight train: hey how good are you guys at digging shallow graves, for those piles of ash, former drug lords
Bucket: as long as there is no more people trying to kill us coming
Freight Train: I'm like 35% sure no-one else trying to kill us
Erik:*digging* those numbers don't inspire confidence.
*A Nidoqueen with a look of disgust appears behind them*
Nidoqueen: Marcus
*Freight Train faces Nidoqueen*
Freight Train: TANIA
*everyone except Barton is freaked out, Gaio walks in*
Gaio: whats going on?
Erik: Freight Train's ex is going to kill us
Gaio: Tania, nah she only wants to hurt freight train, she actually gets along well with the rest of us.
Bucket: Oh thats good, I mean except for Freight Train
Barton: better him than us
*everyone nods in agreement*
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Haha oh no this gonna end bad for Freight Train...!
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Freight Train: TANIA I'm SORRY FOR WHATEVER INCURRED YOUR WRATH
Tania: calm down, you didn't do anything wrong *looks at destruction to me anyway*, I came cause I have something to tell you
Freight Train: You're getting a bitchectomy *gets a low sweep in the weak spot, he then falls down in a fatal position*
Bucket: oh even I felt that
Erik: What compelled him to say that!
*Spring, Angel, Cooper, Silent Bob, Cutey and Jennifer enter as Freight Train got up*
Angel: hey Tania, whats up
Tania: nothing much just teaching Marcus to keep his mouth shut, and there is something I need to tell him
Freight Train: what?
Tania: remember how you guys beat the elite 4 and became champions, afterwards we meet up at the bar in Lilycove and you were drinking vodka, tequila and going nuts on the all you can eat mexican buffet,
Gaio: Us guys had to drag his drunken hide through the city back to the hotel and he was HEAVY
Tania: Then we had that lovely chat by the beach then well;
Freight Train: still not getting it?
Tania: Mary *a little female nidoran runs in*
Spring: aww she's cuter than you cutey
Cutey: she is not!
Angel: so who is she!
Tania: she's my daughter,
Silent Bob: I thought Nidoqueens were infertile
Cooper: Preaching wise words, brother
Tania: you'd think so but against all odds I laid her egg
Gaio: So who's daddy *Silent bob drinks a can of coke*
*Tania went silent as Mary ran up to freight train*
Mary: Daddy
*Silent bob inhaled the can as well as cutey started to choke but the ejected the both from one of the holes in his head*
Everyone: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATT?
Silent Bob: sorry, cutey
Barton: I'm part psychic type and even I didn't see that coming
Freight Train: dada,... me,… child,…. mine *faint into the hole falling on Erik*
Erik: AHHH, guys get him off me he's heavy and smells like booze and nachos
Gaio: that pretty much how this whole thing started.
Silent Bob: damn it Marcus, Jennifer mind if I humbly ask you to remove the idiot off master Erik.
*Jennifer lifts Freight Train*
Gaio:*looks to Silent bob and cooper*,pay up *both slip him $50*
Silent Bob: should've known better
Spring: hey I noticed your talking a lot today
Silent Bob: I'm pretty sure I'm to focused on the love child to notice
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haha no one couldn't see that coming
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Spring: so why did they brake up anyway
Gaio: actually We don't know either
*Freight Train wakes up*
Freight Train: hey, what happened *looks at Tania and Mary* Oh right
Angel: hey how did you guys break up anyway
Freight Train: I was getting into fights with pokemon back before I was caught, she couldn't live with me "killing myself",*Tania scoffs* also I may have had a couple of drunken flings *Gets smacked by Jennifer's tail into a wall* Okay deserved that,*gets hit by a focus blast by Angel* and that, *Spring levitates bulldozer and hits Freight Train* okay now that's just excessive,*he gets up.
Tania
Cutey: damn that is cute
*Tania and mary are about to leave* you don't have to see us again I would hate for us to ruin your *interrupted by Freight train hugging her*
Freight Train: why didn't you tell me sooner
Tania: I didn't know how you'd react
Freight Train:I love you Tania, when you left it was the first time I felt pain, many girls may have caught my eye, but you were the one that caught my heart and soul, and to prove it to you *pulls out vodka and pours it on the ground*, if you think I'm afraid of being a dad you're way wrong, you brought me something I believe can make me a better pok'emon, maybe even bring back what we thought was long gone, I mean if I you want that.
*Tania kisses him, tears of joy flow down her cheek*, I'd love nothing more.
*everyone is crying tears of joy until more drug lords showed up only to be crushed by Gaio's frenzy plant*
Gaio: WE ARE HAVING A TENDER FAMILY MOMENT HERE!
Freight Train: well guys i guess no more underground cage matches for me
Tania: you fight in illegal pokemon battles
Freight Train: no Lachlan fight other mixed martial artists, how do think he's able to take on so many grunts*
Erik: that explains a lot
Tania: you can still go to that, hell i wanna come
Freight: really cause he's got a fight in 20 min, everybody wanna come
Everyone: YEAH
*Scene changes to me holding a guy in a headlock*
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but they are probably not so long
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Maybe Angry has a birth defect and he can't stretch his arms.
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he got bigger eyebrows instead of longer arms
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I totally saw Erik's blush 
And the 'really ugly' bit...... he's jelly
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haha yeah Erik is a such a badass
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Hey, Erik answered my question!
I'm glad he sees her like a sister. I always enjoy seeing Pokemon teams become family.
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haha
it's like you traveling and find part of your family on the way.
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Until they all die horrible because of critical hits.... And you have to see that message...
'Bye-bye, Grub!'
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that's are the most painful part...
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Haha. Erik is absolut not jealous
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Angry is a bullies against Erik
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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life is hard for them with short arms
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haha it have no chance against Erik when he is hungry
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but I do have a rule ... must write at least one error in either part I do
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Yes, Angry. It's DEFINITELY that you don't want to shine too much and not the fact that you're weak to the 6th and 7th gyms and the 8th uses Ice attacks quite a bit. We ALL TOTALLY believe you./sarcasm(as if you didn't know that already)
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I love Erik's reaction to my question. Erik gets flustered pretty easy, once he admits his attraction. XD
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yeah Erik is a bit shy on that direction
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I'm sure he'll get over his shyness. It will be interesting to see who makes the first move. My money is on Spring making the move.
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haha yes it gonna be fun to see
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