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AlexanderCasteels β€” How to be a GOD on DA

Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39734; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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Description this tutorial covers three popular categories

- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography

(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)

oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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Comments: 1627

TimCreed [2013-09-17 00:32:24 +0000 UTC]

haha. Β I think I'm a bit guilty on the Photographer part. Β It's a shame that I don't know where a spiral staircase is, otherwise i'd be there right away!

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IvoryEgg [2012-11-14 08:54:33 +0000 UTC]

Hilariously evil. I love it.

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Redmile [2011-01-24 16:53:09 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAH ! you fuckin mad , i love it !

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XtraxX [2010-12-07 07:51:49 +0000 UTC]

that made me lol

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thielfer [2010-12-07 05:12:51 +0000 UTC]

unfortunately these days I must agree with that...
well, except 'tool' thing...most of pricks that stand for 'liking' Tool don't understand even a bit of the lyrics...
don't know if You spot similar thing with favourite writer Edgar Allan Poe...they all love him, I'm really sorry for this writer.
Great summarize in some points, love the straight way of this 'tutorial'

ps.do You plan to waste more time to cover other areas?

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0bat0 [2010-12-05 13:41:01 +0000 UTC]

good lesson, hehehe!

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heretic14 [2010-04-08 07:49:36 +0000 UTC]

That is Genius

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karmacursed [2009-12-01 07:40:03 +0000 UTC]

This is great!

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CyberToaster [2009-10-07 22:35:42 +0000 UTC]

I've been showing this to people for years. Hilarious!

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Squawks [2009-09-03 21:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Nice piece of sarcasm A++!

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uliram [2009-06-13 22:36:22 +0000 UTC]

That does explain why I never made it to god mode on DA. awesome, insightful, and sarcastic, I love this.

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Dragonsoulj [2009-04-12 22:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely magnificent. Definitely something I will remember to...not...do. lol.

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SilverShadowess [2009-03-29 01:58:47 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious.
My favorite part is the stressing of pointing the camera DOWN. Don't get mixed up! XD

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windowsills [2009-02-08 18:35:29 +0000 UTC]

yes! this is freaking genius man!

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Zimmrie-Kanoah [2009-01-15 04:38:15 +0000 UTC]

I'm still laughing about it. Oh my god. Well I'm off to become a total GOD of the DA!

Thanks again bionic7. lol

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navandale [2009-01-14 21:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Hillarious!

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TJDavis [2009-01-14 19:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Wow XD, this is great lol. sad thing is once i read this i realized how emo/goth/dark some of my poetry is lol. hm, great satire my friend

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juicethehedgehog [2009-01-14 15:38:55 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAWO

ok now where's the DD XD

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Cristian-M [2009-01-14 14:55:23 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant!
It's funny because it's true...

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GrzebykK [2009-01-14 14:54:25 +0000 UTC]

OK. So I need the stairs...

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Hippopottermiss [2009-01-14 14:49:45 +0000 UTC]

Excellent

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scrawlmaster [2009-01-14 14:36:23 +0000 UTC]

now I get it...
I'm not a GOD 'cause I did the metro thing eating Bruger King!
damn it!!!
I have to do it again...

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cursive-illustration [2009-01-12 15:42:45 +0000 UTC]

haha, i can read this over n over again, just like the comments here.

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Ja-Kitsu-Ryou [2009-01-11 07:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Awesome tutorial! It really made my day.

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valchan22 [2008-11-30 02:47:48 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh man that made me laugh so hard.

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fedora-blues [2008-11-17 18:02:52 +0000 UTC]

This is made of win~

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pany76 [2008-09-30 18:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, finally the truth was uncovered. Damn what a good tutorial. Well written, no foul language and no sarcasm. Great work man! Goes on the favelist.

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AngelTerror [2008-08-07 22:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Wow! I've already pretty much covered the Dark/Gothic art section.... I have angel in my name, my fave movies ARE queen of the damned, underworld and constantine, I am naturally blessed with pale(ish) skin and dark hair AND draw loads of vampires.... so y am i not a DA god?

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iStoleAPencil [2008-08-07 18:47:18 +0000 UTC]

OMG! XDD That's so funny!

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LucaMaria [2008-05-30 23:27:13 +0000 UTC]


My new account will be "Dark Angel San" and i will do only spiral stairs photos

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boblea [2008-05-28 09:26:31 +0000 UTC]

Wish I could be godlike wot like you are. Like.

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CrinaPrida [2008-05-28 01:51:42 +0000 UTC]

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CrinaPrida [2008-05-28 01:50:03 +0000 UTC]

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Generic-Photographer [2008-05-26 23:42:48 +0000 UTC]

This is freak awesome, but totally untrue... now where\'s that spiral staircase and my tripod

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dzunnun [2008-05-26 20:32:47 +0000 UTC]

your the best!

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hybridgothica [2008-05-26 20:01:42 +0000 UTC]

this is godlike. brilliant.

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omab [2008-05-26 19:41:37 +0000 UTC]

Made this for you...

:thumb86799379: :thumb86799531:

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Matoko-Shizaki [2008-04-18 19:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Even those parodied here really need to have a good laugh over it--because it's so true! I enjoyed every minute of this tutorial.

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GavinMichelli [2008-02-16 00:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Although I agree with some, if not most, of the points you've covered, I feel an overwhelming need to concur with a particular one....

FUCK TOOL!!!!!!

There, I said it. I feel better now.

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PorcelainPoet [2008-02-01 09:01:53 +0000 UTC]

The funny part is the amount of people who've commented on this, agreeing with it.... who actually DO everything you described..........

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professdom In reply to PorcelainPoet [2008-03-31 05:22:55 +0000 UTC]

and thats exactly what makes it so fucking hilarious lol!

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RaitoPotatoChip [2008-01-11 21:57:31 +0000 UTC]

This is absolutely hilarious....

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Kiiiiiiiiii [2007-12-16 09:51:32 +0000 UTC]

True

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xXxFucked-UpxXx [2007-11-20 17:04:43 +0000 UTC]

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SlimeMaster [2007-10-21 20:56:58 +0000 UTC]

wow this is so great! i'll follow your advice!

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BlueEyedPerceiver [2007-10-09 17:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Two words: you pwn.

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Dina-n1 [2007-09-29 01:25:37 +0000 UTC]

loool swear to god i've been thinkin of that few days ago those work
scary bloody or anime gets millions of favs even they spend few mins in makin
them but the good work with long houres workin they never give them
a damn shit

great great tutorial i gotta change my style mayb i'll be a bit pupolar

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Thriphal [2007-09-20 10:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Damned best thing i've read in years
but i love underworld, Queen of the damned and the crow... doesn't make me a little emokid though

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RosedHeart [2007-09-16 11:58:36 +0000 UTC]

lol, spiral stairs

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chemical17 [2007-09-05 18:49:28 +0000 UTC]

hahaha....

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