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Starcraft 2 comic... Starcraft 2 is a masterpiece! I'm playing the game on Brutal.Characters © Blizzard Entertainment
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StrandedGeek [2014-01-20 04:56:45 +0000 UTC]
Selendis: Hmm, clever move human...but can you do this?
Jim: *mind is being flooded with all kinds of sexy images* okay yeah we're trashing the zerg. *collapes from blood loss*
Ariel: Oh come on!
Selendis: if your gonna try to win with physical pleasure you are at least 4,000 years too young to even begin to understand the concept.
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RedXyphos [2013-05-23 16:36:36 +0000 UTC]
What i would've done:
Ariel: Jim.....Please help Cure my people!
Jim: i Dunno...
Protoss (i forget the name) We must stop the zerg scourge!!!
Jim: well i do hate zerg.....
Ariel: *flashes boobs*
Jim: BUT I LOVE BOOBS MORE!!!!
Ariel: Ok, then!
Protoss: THATS UNFAIR!
Jim: i will put it this way: SHE HAS BOOBS, YOU DON'T. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Protoss: but..but...but...thats......ugh....FINE....LET THE ZERG ROAM FR.....
Jim: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Protoss: your an ass.... -_-
Jim: THE BOOBS, THEY COMMAND ME!!!!!
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austin57 [2011-08-03 16:55:02 +0000 UTC]
i wonder who he chooses now, if that had the same thing where you have to decide between tosh and nova that would be cool too
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Dublin07 [2010-12-15 03:44:30 +0000 UTC]
Great job on the pic. And good luck on Brutal. I had to have a friend beat the last level of the protoss campaign for me, since I am horrible with them.... Plan on finishing last level during Christmas break. Please tell me your a Terran fan, not a Zerg. If your a Protoss fan, I can at least accept that, but not Zerg!!!!!!!
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alienhominid2000 In reply to Dublin07 [2010-12-15 03:47:01 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. I beat Brutal and Protoss fan.
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Dublin07 In reply to alienhominid2000 [2010-12-15 04:10:40 +0000 UTC]
Nice job beating Brutal. What do you recommend, no Nydus or No Air, I was going to go with no air, but seems to me like alot of other people think anti-ground is the way to go....
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alienhominid2000 In reply to Dublin07 [2010-12-15 05:13:59 +0000 UTC]
No Nydus. I should've choose air because those annoying flying units
But at least I use mind control on the air units.
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Dublin07 In reply to alienhominid2000 [2010-12-15 11:52:18 +0000 UTC]
Ahhhhh.... I see. Could work. Thanks.
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ChibiKareshi [2010-10-27 12:08:52 +0000 UTC]
I chose Ariel because I thought it was the right thing to do. That said, I have to agree, Selendis is hotter, in a weird... alien sort of way.
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Ziferonan [2010-08-22 14:42:36 +0000 UTC]
Damn I thought of the same thing when I reached this moment of the game XD
*And I thought that Selendis is really much hotter... as long as Jim is in love with Queen of Blades, God knows which perversions grew in his head after years of loneliness)))*
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Fox35 [2010-08-21 06:46:59 +0000 UTC]
Lol nice. But yeah I agree with "friendofpie." Selendis is hotter. And yeah i'm pretty sure shes got boobs, shes just wearing armor so... who knows.
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MustacheMan14 [2010-08-20 22:01:46 +0000 UTC]
lol......still the decision - -' I choose Ariel cause I need them zerg points
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millieqof [2010-08-20 08:33:24 +0000 UTC]
AHAHAH! finally the comics are starting to sprout from this game. hilarious. SELENDIS TOTALLY NEEDS TO FLASH TOO.
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admiral-squee In reply to millieqof [2010-08-31 03:58:29 +0000 UTC]
SHE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN TO FLASH BRO
But she's still a total babe. I wants her.
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millieqof In reply to admiral-squee [2010-08-31 06:31:39 +0000 UTC]
SHE CAN FLASH HER... uh.. Khaydarin crystals 8)
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admiral-squee In reply to millieqof [2010-08-31 18:16:25 +0000 UTC]
My crystals bring all the zerg to the yard/all the templar say it's better than yours.
(Sorry. I'll never do that again.)
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Altherix [2010-08-14 13:35:06 +0000 UTC]
I chose the Protoss option my first play through, haven't had time to do it again.
I don't know, I think what happens to Ariel is an improvement for her. (No spoilers)
I know, I'm a very bad person.
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RedXyphos In reply to Altherix [2013-05-23 16:41:21 +0000 UTC]
I Agree! even though what happens is messed up in every way, defies common sense and probably most laws in real life, and in starcraft (even protoss laws) But...its still is an improvement!
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TheMightyElo In reply to friendofpie [2010-08-09 00:44:20 +0000 UTC]
Uh, do protoss even have boobs?
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admiral-squee In reply to TheMightyElo [2010-08-31 03:57:40 +0000 UTC]
Hey, I like 'em glowy-eyed and flat.
Actually, I applaud Bliz for not giving her funbags. They resisted the urge so that she'd appear more alien.
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TheMightyElo In reply to admiral-squee [2010-09-01 06:39:24 +0000 UTC]
hmm...That is a good point.
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admiral-squee In reply to TheMightyElo [2010-09-01 15:54:10 +0000 UTC]
Yep.
And right after that, they put HEELS on Kerrigan. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SHE'S BAREFOOT.
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TheMightyElo In reply to admiral-squee [2010-09-02 16:48:42 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I noticed that too. When I saw that I was like OH COME ON!
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admiral-squee In reply to TheMightyElo [2010-09-02 22:17:57 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... Blizzard's concept team must've been watching too much Beowulf.
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TheMightyElo In reply to admiral-squee [2010-09-02 22:35:48 +0000 UTC]
They are not the only ones. Bioware put high heals on Miranda and Samara. ARG!
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admiral-squee In reply to TheMightyElo [2010-09-02 22:42:57 +0000 UTC]
At least they have shoes attached...
But you never notice Miranda's feet, anyway. The camera usually just STOPS at her ass and STAYS THERE FOR THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION. It's like the ass itself is its own character.
"It's so hard being perfect, Shepard... Just look what all those genetic modifications did to my ass! LOOK AT MY ASS, SHEPARD!"
Shepard:
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TheMightyElo In reply to admiral-squee [2010-09-03 07:45:14 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA! Oh that made my day. Thank you!
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friendofpie In reply to TheMightyElo [2010-08-09 01:21:38 +0000 UTC]
I don't know.
still she's totally hotter.
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