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I'm British but happy independence to all of ya.
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I'm surprised you're letting Wolf hold the flag.
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He may be a psychotic killing asshole, but he is still a patriot to his country
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I was thinking that Wolf trying kill someone with that flag!
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Well he's ready to kill anyone who disrespects it.
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Ok I now respect!
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that's why he looks like he looks mad
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Cool He is mad little often right?
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only when dealing with idiots
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Holy crap that flag
THAT FLAG
SO SMOOTH I CANT TAKE IT!
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Wolf: Smooth just like Stacy's pussy!
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I think the word you're looking for is "thicc"Β ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)Β
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Wolf: Thicc? What kind of spelling is that shit?
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It's meme spelling m'boi
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Wolf: Sorry I don't like to shrivel up my intellect with a degenerate made up language. Just like how people call there lovers "bae" when they don't realize that it's actually a dutch word for poop. XD
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Oh no I agree, "bae" is a dumb word. It sounds like bread and bake had a little idiotic baby.
But other meme words like thicc are arguably real words now.Β
www.urbandictionary.com/defineβ¦
If everyone uses it and it has both the same general definition, at what point can it be considered a real word? You could argue it already is.
So yes, I may revert to a degenerate "made up" language, but so does everyone else on the internet. And it's the same made up language.
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Wolf: I guess it's the new thing to become a retarded dumbass nowadays. XD it's pathetic that people learn to be more of an idiot than to learn on how to be smarter when they use the internet.
((Don't take this personal, it's just my OC being an asshole))
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It sure is, as evidenced by your responses.
You, on the other hand, spend your days under a boulder making pussy jokes. How civilized and cultured you must be.
((Nah fam I noticed the "Wolf:" part. If it were you saying this you wouldn't put that))
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Wolf: (Sarcastic) Oh yeah I spend all my days staying under a rock while people like you spend all day hitting your head against a rock to learn a more idiotic way to speak. you are so observant on how I am able to know all this retarded bull shit this new generation teaches itself. No wonder a lot of you turn into mindless snowflakes.
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Way to repeat the same word in the same sentence. "I spend all my days staying under a rock while people like you spend all day
hitting your head against a rock". Funny how the one who supposedly speaks in an idiotic way has better grammatical skills than you.
You don't even capitalize at the beginning of sentences, which brings your entire argument to its knees.
Maybe next time learn to speak like an upper class snob before you assume the role.
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Wolf: Like you're one to talk with a mistake like this:"Funny how the one who supposedly speaks in an idiotic way has better grammatical skills than you.
You don't even capitalize at the beginning of sentences, which brings your entire argument to its knees."Β Not so high and mighty now when you forgot to hit the return button twice. So looks like you brought your point to it's knees you self brain damaging degenerate runt. So you can stop embarrassing yourself with being anal over simple comments. Also, I accidentally made the mistake where you purposely made the mistake of spelling stupid made up crap.
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"Not so high and mighty now when you forgot to hit the return button twice.Β "
That's the way it shows up on your device, whatever it is your using. On my computer it shows up just fine.
Are you seriously not smart enough to realize comments look different on other devices?
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Wolf: Guess you use a lesser device for a lesser person. I suppose I can't fault you for that.Β
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Oh, and what's your "master device" that messes up text, smart guy?
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Wolf: Well for me it's an advanced super cyber computer. In fact, it's sad to know you are arguing with a drawn character about grammar when you should be talking to my retarded autistic fuck of a creator who seems to have been too busy jerking off to himself to realize what he was doing. Who is the moron now bitch?
Me: You are a fucking asshole you know that?
Wolf: Yeah and it's fun to be one too.
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Hey, who says you're not ALSO arguing with a drawn character?
<----- Um... hellooooo. Eyesight work much?
Listen, I know you're narcissism doesn't allow you to understand that when you're dumb as a brick, you're
dumb as a brick, but that "advanced super cyber computer?" Yeah, not only are you using it to argue withΒ
a random stranger on the word "thicc" but your high-tech marvel makes comments look like deep fried shit,
so who's the moron now? Don't answer that. It's a rhetorical question.
No wonder your creator has "lone" in the titleΒ Β Β Β
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Wolf: Yeah nice try about you being a draw character. You would have otherwise placed your name followed by the colons before you started speaking. I know you just started to say that now you were a drawn character only to save yourself from looking like the idiot I just proved you were. So go on with your sad attempt to try giving yourself something to help you feel like you should go on living. Also if you were trying to show any signs of having a trace of intellect, you would have known made up computers don't work with real computers. So that moron you were talking about was just your reflection on the screen. By the way, good one with my creator. XD
Me: is everyone against me?
Wolf: Of course you don't think anyone actually thinks you have any worth do you?
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Um no... I wouldn't say my name followed by a colon because I'm not a common pleb.
It's called a persona. Look into it fool. Your half-assed responses have gotten so cancerous
I'm not even going to respond to them anymore. I'm just feeding you and your masochistic creator alike.
So, "creator", you really let your creations run wild like this? Wow.
You need to put them in their place like I do. Maybe take 5 minutes to see how I run things.
Nothing I make talks back to me and continues living. Try it sometime.
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Wolf: Aw, your not going to talk anymore? That's a real shame. I was finding it real funny hearing you talk with that cock sucker that you call a mouth. It's also sad to hear none of you creations has the balls to do what I do to my creator, but I guess cowards are made from cowards. Also keep putting down my creator, I'm really enjoying that too.
Me: Things are different in the DF universe.
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Oh really? How so? You let your creations control you?
That sure is how it looks.
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Me: That's how it is with a lot of creators of Dick Figures. Characters sort of get a life of their own a bit. Otherwise it's just the same as every other fanon.
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Oh, my characters definitely have lives of their own. They interact with eachother and foreigners like you all the time.
And of course there are times when I talk to them. But they don't show me the level of sass Wolf shows to you.
Otherwise I kill them and reincarnate them until they learn some "manners".
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Me: doesn't seem they have the ability to break the forth wall.
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Why don't you ask and about that?
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A few of my creations that broke the fourth wall.
The first one is Andrew. The second is Heathial.
I don't know why I allowed Heathial access to DA, but he generally ignores it because it doesn't profit him.
Andrew's story is a little complex, but let's just say he doesn't like me all because I keep killing him
and making a whole bunch of OTHER creations that kill people. Freaking kids these days. So rude.
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But they can't threaten you right? Like reach over and strangle you.
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They technically could, but then I'd cause their arm to melt off
and their pain receptors to overload for an accelerated period of a few years.
To them, well, you could say I am god.
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I guess one could do that if they were cold blooded to do that to someone that someone else cared about. That would be the only way I could do that.
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That's quite a mouthful you've just said there.Β
Well, you aren't cold blooded and look where that got you.
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If I were to kill Wolf, that would make Kara said and I would not want to do that to her.
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Oh, well that's a case of moral code right there. Not my jurisdiction.
But you could always do something like that and re-make the character.
What the child does not know will not hurt her.
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Kara will know because she loves how he loves to kill and do things like that. She's smarter than the average child. Plus she's a wolf demon and they tend to know something different if people change. So killing off Wolf to make another is not going to work.
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Alright then, sure, she'll know. Is that a problem?
I would imagine wolf does not have the most positive influence on her anyway.
Assuming "positive" was "human-equivalent"
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Kara doesn't seem to mind his Senseless killing and wouldn't have Wolf any other way.
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Oh, well perhaps I should have started off asking whether
Kara was good or bad, provided you even sort according to that spectrum.
I will admit, polarizing entities according to that structure is quite base.
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