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Published: 2014-07-15 02:22:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 728; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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Ron: Well... they're not as exciting as what Wolf does but... I own a collection of every weapon in the world, me, Rocky and Spike are trying to form a band, I'm also a tattoo artist, I go Japan quite alot as I was raised there... I'm also a psycho pretty much. c:
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Quixy: Wolf told me he has every kind of weapon that he can pull out from his pocket as well. He also said he would let me use any kind of weapon I wanted next time. Did you know Wolf went to Japan once and became a philosophized samurai?
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Ron: Nope I didn't, but it sounds awesome... however my Uncle taught me also how to be a Samurai and even a Ninja.
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Quixy: You know it's funny you mentioned that. Wolf said he was trained by raccoons to be a ninja and a samurai.
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Ron: You mean like the Raccoon who lives in this area?
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Quixy: And a bunch of other raccoons that live in a hidden village in Japan
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Ron: I actually knew one raccoon, when I was younger, my uncle would use to take me to this Sushi restaurant up on a mountain, outside of Tokyo, around that area, it was rumored to be the home of the Great Sword of Destiny and Lord Takagami himself. Anyway about this raccoon... I can't remember his name, but it was something like Samsung or some other shit like that.
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Quixy: I wouldn't know. I'm new here as well.
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Ron: Alrighty then... so tell me Quixy, any awesome, sick stories of your own? (Drinks a bottle of vodka)
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Quixy: Mostly have to do with racing and stuff like that.
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Ron: What's the best race you've probably had?
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Quixy: other than that one with Wolf, I would say the cross country race starting from the bottom from Africa through Europe and ending after crossing all of Asia
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Ron: Wow... sounds dangerous... but awesome!
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Quixy: I wonder I Wolf ever raced before. Have you raced?
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Ron: Not really, apart from that one we did the other day.
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Quixy: Maybe we should see what Wolf can do in a race tomorrow.
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Ron: Sounds good to me... I'll see you at the race tomorrow then?
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Ron: (Picks up the phone) Alrighty?
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Ron: Yeah... that might be a good idea. (Picks up his other arm and goe to the hospital)
(A few days later)
Ron: (Waiting at a set of traffic lights in the BMW, M3, GTR from Need for Speed)
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Rocky: But back in England we have roundabouts!
Ron: Fuck yeah!
Spike: (Screaming and wetting himself)
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(Quixy made a tight turn causing the car to spin a couple of times before slowing down enough to make the turn and speed off down the road)
Quixy: Everyone still in one piece?
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Rocky: Yeah that was actually really cool!
Ron: Fucking brilliant!
Rocky: So how did you learn to be such an awesome driver?
Spike: I've just pooped my pants!
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Quixy: I was raised to race by my father at the age of two. (snorts and spits out the window) I have been learning every type of vehicle to drive ever since then.
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Rocky: Wow, awesome!
Ron: Just fucking awesome!
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Quixy: (heading to an on ramp to the highway) Hold up a bit boys. (drives off road up the slope and hits the bump on top causing them to spin in the air and land perfectly on the road in the oncoming traffic at high speed)
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Rocky: You're so awesome and by the way, we didn't catch your name... I'm Rocky
Ron: It's Ron, Alrighty?
Spike: (Crying) And I'm Spike! Please slow down!
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Quixy: the name is Quixy. (swerves to avoid a oncoming semi truck) Professional racer... (drives through between two fuel trucks) and expert stunt driver
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Rocky and Ron: Awesome!
Spike: Can you please just go slow? I think I'm gonna be sick... (Pukes on the back of Quixy head) ...fuck.
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Quixy: (laughs) nice one. I actually threw up in some guys mouth once.
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Spike: Wait... so are the girl in that 2 girls 1 cup video?
Rocky: (Facepalms)
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Quixy: wow you must have been dropped when you were a baby. that would explain a lot.
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Spike: Maybe. :3
Rocky: Hey Quixy, if you're cool with me asking, have you ever been involved in a car accident? I'm not saying you're a bad driver, you're like the best driver I've seen in the area.
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Quixy: Car accident? what is that? (she jokes then laughs) So where were you heading again?
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Rocky: I take that as a no then. (Laughs)
Ron: Oh yeah, we're just heading to my studio, just in town.
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Quixy: in town huh? this will be interesting. (When they begin to enter town she speeds up)
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Ron: WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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(They are coming up to a woman crossing the street with her baby)
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Ron: Target acquired!
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(Quixy makes the car stand on the side wheels and avoids the mother and baby)
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Ron: Oh... I thought you were gonna hit them.
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Quixy: And ruin my car for no reason? no thanks bro.
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Ron: Oh... I was only joking. (Laughs)
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(They are then heading into dead traffic ahead)
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Rocky: So... what do you do if the cops start chasing you?
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Quixy: Well I lose them, duh.
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Rocky: Just wondering and also are you doing any races soon, cause it'll be great to come down and watch!
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Quixy: you should see me in a destruction derby
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Rocky: Yeah sure why not, I really love your driving skills, so when's the next show on?
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Rocky: Awesome, we'll defiantly go!
Ron: Hell yeah, crush up some fuckers! (Laughs)
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