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Quixy: Is old trouble tummy back there still alive?
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Rocky: (Checks Spike and sees he's in shock and has wet and pooped himself) Eh... yeah he's still alive.Β
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Quixy: I was wondering what that smell was. I thought he had died and already started to decay. (laughs)
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Rocky: Looks like it. (Laughs)
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(Quixy swerves a 180 turn and makes a perfect parking on the opposite side of the road between two cars)
Quixy: here is your stop.
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Ron: Thank you so much!
Rocky: Yeah thank you, your driving is much better then ours.
Spike: Maybe could you go a slower next time?
Rocky: See you at the derby Quixy! Thanks again!
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Quixy: No problem and one more thing.
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(lifts a leg and farts)
Quixy: better out than in right? (Laughs)
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Ron: Yeah! (Smells it)
Rocky: Eh... yes it is. (Chuckles)
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Quixy: See ya bros. (Drives off)
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Ron: Bye... man she was hot!
Rocky: I know tell me about it.
(Next week at the derby)
(Rocky, Ron, Spike, Cream and Doug sit down and wait for the derby to start)
Rocky: So where is she now then?
Ron: Alrighty, be patient you tit, it'll start soon!
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(the destruction derby begins and Quixy is seen in a light armored car against other armored cars)
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Rocky and Ron: There she is!
(Rocky, Ron, Spike, Doug and Cream cheer on Quixy)
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(Quixy keeps dodging being rammed into from close calls and surprise attacks. sometimes she has other drivers run into each other wrecking their own cars)
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Rocky: Holy shit! She's so awesome, I haven't even seen one scratch on her car yet and I bet a $100 that she'll win and drive out like nothing ever happened!
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(quixy drives in reverse at a fast speed while a group of cars chase her. just before she backs into the wall she drives over a wrecked car and allows her to drive backwards against the wall to evade the other cars as the smash against the wall)
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Ron and Rocky: (Puppy eyes) Awesome!!!
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(There was one last monster truck coming at her. She fixed the steering wheel to do a donut stunt around the monster truck and then shot out a cable on one of it's wheelsΒ after a while the cable began to get tied around in the wheel and caused the cable to constrict around the truck. Quixy cut the cable to let it tangle itself in the truck and break it. She then swerved to a stop as she one the derby and waved to the crowd)
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Ron: I WUV YOU QUIXY!
Rocky: Don't we all?
Ron: Man, I could go out with her sometime!
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(Quixy began signing autographs)
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Rocky, Spike, Doug and Cream: (All get an autograph from Quixy)
Rocky: ^^ She's so hot! (Faints)
Cream: (To Rocky) Ahm Ahm?
Ron: (Goes up to Quixy, gets an autograph from her and gives her flowers)Β
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Quixy: (Gives Ron a noogie) Flowers are for girls bucko. but nice try.
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Ron: I think she wuvs me.
Rocky: I'm sure she does and even surprised you took that well.
Ron: What do you mean?
Rocky: Normally if someone gives you a noogie you just murder them next thing.
Ron: I don't care at this time... but I have got an idea.
(Ron later buys the Alienware Car from Burnout Revenge)
Ron: I hope she likes it!Β
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Wolf: (comes by) why do i sense stupidity of love in the air?
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Ron: Oh hey Wolf, what makes you say that?
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Wolf: you have that stupid lovestruck look on your face.
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Ron: (Sarcasm) Aw... isn't that very nice of you to say?
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Wolf: anytime stupid cupid.
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Ron: You do know this cost me like $100,000,000,00? (Gets out his chainsaw)
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Wolf: You do know you could have used that to get it for free? what an idiot.
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Ron: Of course I didn't buy, I'm not that sad, I actually stole it and the cops were all over me, but it was fucking worth it!
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Wolf: why is that? who are you trying to impress?
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Ron: This hot chick named Quixy, I'm sure she'll love this for a ride for sure!
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Wolf: Who the fuck is Quixy? sounds like a drug from Nestle Quick.
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Ron: Don't you dare say that about her! (Gets out his chainsaw again)
Rocky: (To himself) Oh dear.
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Wolf: (Raises a brow) Really? you would try to threaten me? Dude I can say what I want without regard of the other's feelings. I thought you would know this by now.
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Ron: Eh... (Puts his chainsaw away and calms down)
Rocky: (To Wolf) So Wolf, you haven't heard of Quixy?Β
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Wolf: Do I have a reason to give a fuck?
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Rocky: I'll take that as no then.
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Wolf: damn straight Mr. bust-a-lip.
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Ron: Tell me about and Rocky you'll need to improve your comebacks.Β
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Wolf: you seem have watered down Ron. Did this girl turn you into such a puss fag?
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Ron: Uh... no, not by miles, I'm still who I am but I've never felt like this about a girl before... I think I wuv her.
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Wolf: so much for not being watered down with that gay ass retard talk.
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Ron: What's that suppose to mean?
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Wolf: It means you lowered yourself to level Doug.
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Ron: Alrighty then I guess... well I'm pretty much done, I've better go and find Quixy and give her this bad boy. (Gets into the vehicle) Hey Wolf... wanna get a drink and get pissed before hand?
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Wolf: Sure why not. I feel like causing trouble anyways
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Ron: That's my boy.
Rocky: Wait, what about me?
Ron: Sorry, no room, you'll have to make your own way there! (Laughs and drives off at full speed with Wolf in the passenger seat next to him)
Rocky: (Signs and whispers) Dick. (Starts walking to the pub)
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